A homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier

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#1 bsman00
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http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24675791-5003402,00.html :lol:

A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.

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#2 Avistann
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People these days:roll:
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Continuing while fighting police... His commitment to the act is deep
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#4 Southerstart
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If it was a donkey I would be interested .. :)
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#5 limpbizkit818
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That's ........ well................... ummmmmmm

I don't know what to say :(

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#6 Theokhoth
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It's better than Park Bench Guy.
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#7 double_decker
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They could have let him finish first at least :lol:
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Continuing while fighting police... His commitment to the act is deeptxbulltaco
Well once you get to a certain point a man just has to finish... :lol:
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#9 nimatoad2000
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lol i can only imagine the police trying to take him away.. and he attempt to continue pleasing.. " one second guys please.. one sec.."
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#10 BladeOfHeaven
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I stand by what i wrote in the sandwich assault thread yesterday. "I Swear American is getting stupider by the day."
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#11 -eddy-
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It's better than Park Bench Guy.Theokhoth
Haha, yeah indeed.
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#13 esbastica
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pretty close to win
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#14 Hoobinator
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Weird and epic at the same time.
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#15 fletcher90
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I stand by what i wrote in the sandwich assault thread yesterday. "I Swear American is getting stupider by the day."BladeOfHeaven
seems so :lol:
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#16 tony2077ca
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ok thats messed up
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#17 -starman-
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remind me to never have dinner at that guy's place.

"Hey want to come over for some spaghetti?"

"Ummm, I gotta go." 

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#18 polkastriiipe
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TYPICAL americans :D
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How strange.
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#20 Ravirr
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I stand by what i wrote in the sandwich assault thread yesterday. "I Swear American is getting stupider by the day."BladeOfHeaven

I see the irony...

 

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#21 fletcher90
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ok thats messed uptony2077ca
totaly :P
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#22 Hoobinator
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TYPICAL americans :Dpolkastriiipe
For all those that posted similar comments New South Wales is in Australia, unless there's an NSW in the US that I don't know of.
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#23 II_Seraphim_II
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Continuing while fighting police... His commitment to the act is deeptxbulltaco
you gotta respect that! :x
[QUOTE="txbulltaco"]Continuing while fighting police... His commitment to the act is deepdouble_decker
Well once you get to a certain point a man just has to finish... :lol:

lol, so true..so true :lol:
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Dare I ask what the dog was doing?
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#25 aliblabla2007
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Oh Gawd. :lol:
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#26 kemar7856
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wtf are ppl doing these days