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#1 spideyredx
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A huge spider was running around my laptop and I tried to kill it, but then it did what I thought was just something you'd tell as a joke- It crawled INTO a slot on my laptop. It is currently inside my laptop as I type which is just plain weird and puts me on edge until it comes out. How the heck do I get it out?! My laptop is a Macbook pro and it has a deep rectangular slit where you can attach a lock or something on the side, which has allowed the spider to seemingly crawl deep inside (unlike a usb slot or firewire slot). Help!!
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#2 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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i'd tell you to play a game so that your gpu would heat up but macs don't have games :(
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#3 sandlot76
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can of air

and pics or it didn't happen... >_>

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#4 tenaka2
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You should be able to smell it cooking soon.

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#5 silentnightmere
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]i'd tell you to play a game so that your gpu would heat up but macs don't have games :(

I lol'd
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#6 Iantheone
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I once had a spider crawl out of a book once. I went NOPE.jpg and slammed it shut as its legs were coming out of the pages. The library now has a copy of Jurassic park with spider guts on the inside of 2 pages.
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#7 Bladebri
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Only one thing left to do. Set the laptop on fire! :P

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#8 deactivated-590595a6292ce
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What you complaining about, get some salt and bon appétit!

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#9 Engrish_Major
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]i'd tell you to play a game so that your gpu would heat up but macs don't have games :(

:lol: sorry TC, you should have thought of this before!
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#10 spideyredx
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Ok I don't have any canned air, so I set up a semi-elaborate trap. 1st: heat up the computer with many applications. 2nd: The spider will be forced to crawl out, or be burned alive. (if the heat doesn't do it, it has to feed at some point right?!) 3rd: Right at the entrance of the hole is a pit full of dish soap. 4th: I can't be at my computer forever, so when the spider comes out it will sink in the dishsoap like an action hero in quicksand. (that's how it works right? >.>)
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After a good minute of tireless searching, I'm happy to report that all you need to do is push a bird into the slot. That should take care of the spider which is wiggling and wriggling and tickling inside her.
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After a good minute of tireless searching, I'm happy to report that all you need to do is push a bird into the slot. That should take care of the spider which is wiggling and wriggling and tickling inside her.jimmyjammer69
i know a woman who swallowed a fly.... *apparently it's old lady
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[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]After a good minute of tireless searching, I'm happy to report that all you need to do is push a bird into the slot. That should take care of the spider which is wiggling and wriggling and tickling inside her.Jandurin
i know a woman who swallowed a fly....

Well if you think she could cram a whole Macbook down her throat, we might just have a solution to both problems.

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]After a good minute of tireless searching, I'm happy to report that all you need to do is push a bird into the slot. That should take care of the spider which is wiggling and wriggling and tickling inside her.jimmyjammer69

i know a woman who swallowed a fly....

Well if you think she could cram a whole Macbook down her throat, we might just have a solution to both problems.

:lol:
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theres only one thing left to do then...



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#16 KamuiFei
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Realize owning a MacBook is bad karma, as it brings huge spiders in your life. Get a real laptop. :) I have yet to experience spiders on my laptop, so I know what I'm talking about! :P

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#17 PiscesChick93
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A huge spider was running around my laptop and I tried to kill it, but then it did what I thought was just something you'd tell as a joke- It crawled INTO a slot on my laptop. It is currently inside my laptop as I type which is just plain weird and puts me on edge until it comes out. How the heck do I get it out?! My laptop is a Macbook pro and it has a deep rectangular slit where you can attach a lock or something on the side, which has allowed the spider to seemingly crawl deep inside (unlike a usb slot or firewire slot). Help!!spideyredx

I hope you sort your problem out, but I can't help but see the irony when I read your username :P

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#18 koospetoors
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In typical spider fashion, when you actually make an effort to get the thing out you find that its not there any more. Using this theory, just poke your finger in there and see if it turns out to be true (for your sake, I hope so)

Now if you're currently living in Australia, then I sure as hell hope that thing is still in there, otherwise you may stand a chance to get your face eaten off tonight.

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#19 surrealnumber5
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do you have any of that dusting spray for electronics? you can kill him with a toxic cold snap
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#20 fabz_95
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Oh my god, you have to destroy the laptop.
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#21 Tykain
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Put it in the freezer :p
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#22 comp_atkins
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put your lips up to the slot and suck the spider out.... *insert joke here*
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#23 behem0th247
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Do a virus check and when it finds the spider just delete it. Simple.
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#24 FUloin33
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Just hope it didn't put an eggsack in there O_o i would be crying right now if i were you, thats because I'm an arachnophobe. :P

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#25 Rikusaki
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Use a spell to turn yourslef into a spider, go in there and ask him to come out.

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#26 Ronstera
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Just get some stick or something and poke it till it comes out..
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#27 Jackc8
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Look on the bright side - it'll catch all the other bugs that are in there.

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#28 firefluff3
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is this going to turn into the "what is this bug thread" from a while back?

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#29 sonofsmeagle
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just take your macbook to the computer technician store and say to them you want the Ram replaced and when they take it apart....

either they'll be dead or the spider will be out

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#30 entropyecho
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]After a good minute of tireless searching, I'm happy to report that all you need to do is push a bird into the slot. That should take care of the spider which is wiggling and wriggling and tickling inside her.jimmyjammer69

i know a woman who swallowed a fly....

Well if you think she could cram a whole Macbook down her throat, we might just have a solution to both problems.

LOL post of the year contender.

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#31 m0zart
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I once had a spider crawl out of a book once. I went NOPE.jpg and slammed it shut as its legs were coming out of the pages. The library now has a copy of Jurassic park with spider guts on the inside of 2 pages. Iantheone

You Kiwis don't really have the good and scarey spiders anyway.

I had yet another black widow on my pant leg yesterday after trudging through the grass. This is the worst year I've seen for those little f***ers. I think the heat is driving them out.

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#32 topsemag55
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You should have chosen Windows - it has applications to locate and remove spiderware.:lol:
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#33 AmazonTreeBoa
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Just stick your laptop in a tub of water and drown the spider.
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#34 soulless4now
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I can't take you seriously because of your username.

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#35 -Tish-
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It will probably make a worldwide web.

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#36 FUloin33
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"] i know a woman who swallowed a fly....jimmyjammer69

Well if you think she could cram a whole Macbook down her throat, we might just have a solution to both problems.

:lol: hilarious