A story my friend wrote a really long time ago

When we were like in fourth or fifth grade my pal Zach stole my notebook and wrote a story in it, which he was super proud of While scavenging school supplies from the dark realms of my closet I found the notebook where it was written. Everything in intact, even the spelling. I don't know about you but I find it hilarious.

Sequal to Armagedon

Today was such a good day. on my farm I harvested 4 tons of corn. I also own a oil company I made a bran new drill that can travel 10 miles in an hour.It seemed like a pretty ordnairy day. Just then a meteor hit the water just 7 miles away. I saw a huge tidal wave coming. The tidal wave must have been 4 stories high. It hit my oil well and almost tiped it over. I fell off into the water. There was ome problem I couldn't swim.

To my horror another tidal wave was coming. It was even bigger. As it hit I held on for dear life on a pole. As it passed I was still there. I was alive. I climbed up and sat drying off in my office.

Iturned on the tv there was reports of meteorites hitting all over the world. It seemed to go on forever. The sky was bright with fire atleast it looked like the sky was on fire. With all the clouds of smoke and the redness of the meteorites.

The tv was saying it was the end of the world on every news station. I thought it was the end of the world too. I was just sitting on my chair in shock. All of a sudden everything was still and quiet. Was it over was everyone dead it was such an erie silence I was scared.

I went to main land to see if there was any people alive. When I got there the people were coming out of there houses, people were still alive. There was holes everywhere in the ground and in the buildings. I went to an old part of the town it was gone. As I stood there mouth haning and eyes opened wide I was amazed.

As I went back to my oil well I slept, I got back and three hours later something happened. Nasa called and said they needed me right away. I was so surpriesed that Nasa would call me! So I went St. Louis and I got on a plane to go there. I was surprised there was any planes that could fly still.

As I was flying there I remembered something. It was about my great great grampa. This happened befor and the same thing happened to him. Infact my oil well belonged to him onece. But that was way back in the year 1998 and know it is the year 2201.

Bump Bump Bump sir we have landed the plane. We are know in Cape Caravarl, Flordia. I was an awesome sight as I got out, the sky was so blue it looked like a giant ocean. The billowing puffy clouds looked like waves. I looked like nothing happened here. Not even the buildings were damaged.

Hah that's the end. Feel free to make fun of it because I didn't write it.

I think you really wrote it.cool_baller

we have a winner...show this young man what he has won..

When we were like in fourth or fifth grade my pal Zach stole my notebook and wrote a story in it, which he was super proud of While scavenging school supplies from the dark realms of my closet I found the notebook where it was written. Everything in intact, even the spelling. I don't know about you but I find it hilarious.

Sequal to Armagedon

Today was such a good day. on my farm I harvested 4 tons of corn. I also own a oil company I made a bran new drill that can travel 10 miles in an hour.It seemed like a pretty ordnairy day. Just then a meteor hit the water just 7 miles away. I saw a huge tidal wave coming. The tidal wave must have been 4 stories high. It hit my oil well and almost tiped it over. I fell off into the water. There was ome problem I couldn't swim.

To my horror another tidal wave was coming. It was even bigger. As it hit I held on for dear life on a pole. As it passed I was still there. I was alive. I climbed up and sat drying off in my office.

Iturned on the tv there was reports of meteorites hitting all over the world. It seemed to go on forever. The sky was bright with fire atleast it looked like the sky was on fire. With all the clouds of smoke and the redness of the meteorites.

The tv was saying it was the end of the world on every news station. I thought it was the end of the world too. I was just sitting on my chair in shock. All of a sudden everything was still and quiet. Was it over was everyone dead it was such an erie silence I was scared.

I went to main land to see if there was any people alive. When I got there the people were coming out of there houses, people were still alive. There was holes everywhere in the ground and in the buildings. I went to an old part of the town it was gone. As I stood there mouth haning and eyes opened wide I was amazed.

As I went back to my oil well I slept, I got back and three hours later something happened. Nasa called and said they needed me right away. I was so surpriesed that Nasa would call me! So I went St. Louis and I got on a plane to go there. I was surprised there was any planes that could fly still.

As I was flying there I remembered something. It was about my great great grampa. This happened befor and the same thing happened to him. Infact my oil well belonged to him onece. But that was way back in the year 1998 and know it is the year 2201.

Bump Bump Bump sir we have landed the plane. We are know in Cape Caravarl, Flordia. I was an awesome sight as I got out, the sky was so blue it looked like a giant ocean. The billowing puffy clouds looked like waves. I looked like nothing happened here. Not even the buildings were damaged.

Hah that's the end. Feel free to make fun of it because I didn't write it.

Half-Life_man

my god burn it down with fire, its a wall of textZe_ALEX

I love dumb things like that me and my friends used to do.

When I was in 1st grade at lunch me and my friends Mark, Scott and Sean were like the 4 lunch buddies. We're all seniors in high school now. The other day I was talking to Sean who's the only one i'm still friends with (he's a wicked big stoner now, lol) and he reminded me that Mark used to have an "office" which was his closet with a chair in it and he would be like "i gotta go to work" and he would go in there and scribble on a piece of paper and then throw it on the floor. That would be his work for the day.

Oh and then right after Sean told me about that he was like "...why did you throw your lunch box away?" cuz one time I threw it out by mistake. :lol: I remember I was like "where did my lunchbox go?" and then I remember seeing the janitor (this old kinda fat guy with a wrinkled face who was always hunched over looking tired) slowly pulling my lunchbox out of the trash and it was all covered in food.

Then me Mark and Scott were going to the pool club for Scott's birthday party and he got one of those YakBack things... remember those?