A Stranger Called My Friend A Communist For Buying Onion Rings!

zomg when i went to canada pizza pizza was teh greatest pizza place evar thereinyourface_12

:lol:

That's awesome.

Yeah, communism is becoming a real problem in america... :roll:

The cold war is over! Did America not get the memo?

Well, when waiting in line for some food, there was an "oversized" lady in front of me wearing a thong.

The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Solid_Snake7287

[QUOTE="inyourface_12"]zomg when i went to canada pizza pizza was teh greatest pizza place evar thereEVOLV3

Good things grooow , in Ontariooo !

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)rcignoni

The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Solid_Snake7287

So what happened when you called her?

[QUOTE="rcignoni"][QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Solid_Snake7287

Seriously... how does that crap happen to people? lol

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)needled24-7

So what happened when you called her?

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"][QUOTE="rcignoni"][QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Impex

Seriously... how does that crap happen to people? lol

[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Solid_Snake7287

So what happened when you called her?

Just you wait, in a year she'll look as beautiful as her cousin.

[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Solid_Snake7287

So what happened when you called her?

I wish stuff like that would happen to me at work. :x

Nothing beats that :lol:. One time at Burger King I was putting hot water into my BK Joe (worst coffee ever) cup from their coffee machine and the janitor woman (she was fairly large, had to be at least middle aged, and taller than I) wipping down the soda machine slowly turns to me and stares for a few seconds, I hesitate to acknowledge her, and she finally says to me "That water is hot." I look down at the steam and back at her replying "yes...it is" and walk out. -Twilight-

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"][QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Impex

So what happened when you called her?

Just you wait, in a year she'll look as beautiful as her cousin.

[QUOTE="Impex"][QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"][QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Solid_Snake7287

So what happened when you called her?

Just you wait, in a year she'll look as beautiful as her cousin.

dayyuuum... oh god who am i kidding. i think she has a mustache...:cry:

Yeah, communism is becoming a real problem in america... :roll:

The cold war is over! Did America not get the memo?

Mr_sprinkles

Those crazy Canadians. Grrr :evil:

The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)Solid_Snake7287

Yeah, communism is becoming a real problem in america... :roll:

The cold war is over! Did America not get the memo?

Mr_sprinkles

Did Her Cousin look like this ?


EVOLV3

Make it stop!

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)EVOLV3

I would love to be the pattie and make a human big mac.

[QUOTE="EVOLV3"][QUOTE="Solid_Snake7287"]The hottest babe (she looks exactly like Megan Fox) at school was at McDonald's because her cousin (who is huge and fat) loves it. So, I was there too, and all she ordered was a little thing of french fries. They didn't give her any, and she was sort of upset. So, I took my french fry, and I was going to throw it on her plate. She would look at me and I would wink. But right when I threw it, her fat friend jumped out of her seat, grabbed it, and stuffed it in her mouth like a pig. I facepalmed myself, and tried not to look at them. I sneaked a peek once, and while the fat chick was chowing down, the babe was looking at me and smiling. I quickly turned my head, and was saved by a couple of friends who were there too. A half hour later, I looked, the babe and the fatty were gone, but the babe's number was on my table. 8)pintabear49blue

I would love to be the pattie and make a human big mac.

I don't envy you. :shock:

I got kicked out of McDonalds for starting trouble. Some behemoth of a woman was infront of us ordering her food, didn't py attention to what she had ordered until I saw the employees setting up her tray for her. 5 McChicken sandwhiches - 2 Big Mac meals 3 large fries - 6 Apple pies some other stuff I couldn't see the wrapper for to see what other sandwhiches she had and luckily for her I'm assuming, the McDs over here now has the fountain drinks out in the dining room for all to refill for free.

So when I noticed it was just her and her one lil cute boy who unfortunately was almost her size, I just, I don't want to say sub/unconciously, but I blurted out "Look at this whale! And she prolly wonders why she doesn't lose weight." I wasn't paying attention to her after that, but I assumed she spoke to the manager about my VERY RUDE comment, and so as I was about to start ordering, the manager stepped next to the cashier and I was asked to leave. A few days later I go back for lunch only to have one of the kids that works there that I'm somewhat cool with tell me that that Wooly Mammoth and the manager are close friends. Sisters in law, infact.

I got kicked out of McDonalds for starting trouble. Some behemoth of a woman was infront of us ordering her food, didn't py attention to what she had ordered until I saw the employees setting up her tray for her. 5 McChicken sandwhiches - 2 Big Mac meals 3 large fries - 6 Apple pies some other stuff I couldn't see the wrapper for to see what other sandwhiches she had and luckily for her I'm assuming, the McDs over here now has the fountain drinks out in the dining room for all to refill for free.

So when I noticed it was just her and her one lil cute boy who unfortunately was almost her size, I just, I don't want to say sub/unconciously, but I blurted out "Look at this whale! And she prolly wonders why she doesn't lose weight." I wasn't paying attention to her after that, but I assumed she spoke to the manager about my VERY RUDE comment, and so as I was about to start ordering, the manager stepped next to the cashier and I was asked to leave. A few days later I go back for lunch only to have one of the kids that works there that I'm somewhat cool with tell me that that Wooly Mammoth and the manager are close friends. Sisters in law, infact.

Truth_Seekr

hahaha. it's ok. that's what everyone was thinking, you were just unfortunate enough to say it.

i work at a fast food resturaunt (A&W) and i always get a kick out of it when people state that there order is to go...when they go through drive through...could have fooled me!dante_123456

I like to be silly and go thru drive thru of a hamburger spot (B.K. - McDs) or Pizza Hut drive thru and start ordering Hot Dogs w/Pickle etc

:lol: That's...strange :|

Nothing ever happened to me at a fast food joint before (Probably because I never go much) but there was a time when me and a friend were at Pizza Pizza a long time ago and this guy in line yelled out "**** PIZZA PIZZA!!!" and sat down then began eating Taco Bell that he pulled out from his pockets. Then all his friends were like "OOOOOOOHHH!!!" and sat down recording him eating the Taco Bell. Yes, true story. It was so messed up.