So, yeah, I was walking home in the dark with my dog (a beagle puppy) when a bear just came out of no where and ripped half my face off. I screamed at it, and began crawling on the ground... I'm not sure what I was trying to do, just panicked. Well, luckily the bear just picked up my puppy with it's mouth and ran back into the forest area. The puppy was squeeling really loudy, it was pretty funny. I made it back to my house, but I'm running out of band-aids, any advice?
So, yeah, I was walking home in the dark with my dog (a beagle puppy) when a bear just came out of no where and ripped half my face off. I screamed at it, and began crawling on the ground... I'm not sure what I was trying to do, just panicked. Well, luckily the bear just picked up my puppy with it's mouth and ran back into the forest area. The puppy was squeeling really loudy, it was pretty funny. I made it back to my house, but I'm running out of band-aids, any advice?Darth_Tyrev
So, yeah, I was walking home in the dark with my dog (a beagle puppy) when a bear just came out of no where and ripped half my face off. I screamed at it, and began crawling on the ground... I'm not sure what I was trying to do, just panicked. Well, luckily the bear just picked up my puppy with it's mouth and ran back into the forest area. The puppy was squeeling really loudy, it was pretty funny. I made it back to my house, but I'm running out of band-aids, any advice?Darth_Tyrev
Lmao, dude. You sure are one funny story teller ;P "picked up my puppy with it's mouth and ran back into the forest area". And your avatar is just hilarious. I remember reading another story you made a few months ago ( I think it was you because same avatar O_o ). Something about falling into some kind of a cave in some dreamworld or something and fighting ronald mcdonalds or something. Lol, good luck finding your puppy :).
Well, luckily the bear just picked up my puppy with it's mouth and ran back into the forest area. The puppy was squeeling really loudy, it was pretty funny.Darth_Tyrev
[QUOTE="dustidoodoo"]You should get tested, the bear might have AIDS!:shock:Darth_Tyrev
Well, yeah, everyone has AIDS. I just wished he shared my puppy, I was planning on eating him for Christmas dinner :(
Don't worry. If the bear had AIDS, he would have re-arranged your wardrobe and given you tips on how to be slightly more fabulous. You're safe- for now. Just don't go kayaking with the sharks in San Francisco bay.
[QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"][QUOTE="dustidoodoo"]You should get tested, the bear might have AIDS!:shock:AnubisCraig
Well, yeah, everyone has AIDS. I just wished he shared my puppy, I was planning on eating him for Christmas dinner :(
.... wait a second.... that doesnt makes any sense, no one eats there dog for christmas dinner. im beggining to think this thread isnt even true!
Like the old Korean saying goes "A puppy isn't for life, it's just for christmas (dinner)."
I believe the correct translation of that proverb is as follows; "As for the puppy life, there is no fairness because of the Christmas dinner which is between that."
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