A world without bacon(I know it won't happen, but what if?)

Think of a world without bacon. What would it be like? Would we be alive? Probably not, but let me tell you a story barely relevant.

In the real world, everyone loves bacon. Even liars. Bacon is something for everyone to enjoy, not just liars.

But once, in the darkest ages of Northern Europe, and evil Emperor was going for breakfast. He didn't like bacon. Infact, he almost hated it, but wanted to give it a try. He went to Kansas, via viking boat, from the Oslo port, and ordered himself a Bacon Explosion. He must of got a bad one, because those things kick serious ass. Anywho, he got this Bacon Explosion, and as he bit into it,

He was insta banned, and all of Norway was pretty PO'd. They rallyed up to exile bacon from Norway, and within a month, the last of the bacon villages had been slaughtered, and sent to the United States.

So dig it, bacon is banned from Norway? Then how'd we get it back? Well, I'll tell you next time, but you gotta promise not to eat all the chess pieces like last time, k?

I'm interested :D

I made a thread before titled "Pigs are wonderful" and all I said was "they give us bacon, I don't know what I do without it!" Thread stealer!!!! j/k

I could not handle a world without bacon.

norwegia doesnt know whats good anymore:Pawesomeray

I hate bacon.rockguy92

TC, i can truely say im in total love with you (in a completely heterosexual way) :P

I hate bacon.rockguy92

TC, i can truely say im in total love with you (in a completely heterosexual way) :P

uberbra

:lol:

Andhe's back for more!

Don't touch my helmet,

or else..

Do they sell this in Norwegialand?!

Do they sell this in Norwegialand?!

I hate bacon.rockguy92

A lack of bacon would make me kill myself.thepwninator

i just went and made some bacon o_o8-Bitterness

Who has given you this information?FastNorwegian

THIS GUY!!!11

I wouldn't care. I only eat bacon at hotels

This is a terrible thing you speak of, this world without bacon. :(

A world without bacon is like a world without love. A life without bacon is not life at all, it's just a simulation.

My bacon called me whore and took my car. What do I do?

i dont eat bacon12Bullets

I don't eat bacon either, not that I hate it, my parents never buy them.

[QUOTE="12Bullets"]i dont eat baconOnlyKurial

I don't eat bacon either, not that I hate it, my parents never buy them.

That's horrible! They don't make you bacon at all? That's like child abuse, but on the most extreme level.

[QUOTE="12Bullets"]i dont eat baconOnlyKurial

I don't eat bacon either, not that I hate it, my parents never buy them.

You're not alone.

My parents almost never bought bacon when I was younger.
They bought bacon only on about the rarest of occasions.

Is there some odd BACON religeon in the US I'm not aware of?

Is there some odd BACON religeon in the US I'm not aware of?

Nifty_Shark

Is there some odd BACON religeon in the US I'm not aware of?

Nifty_Shark

It's worldwide, and it's not a religion. I've said too much, no more questions.

[QUOTE="awesomeray"]norwegia doesnt know whats good anymore:PFastNorwegian

lol, aren't you more stankdanavian?

WTH? :|

*slaps TC*

Don't you EVER say such a terrible thing again!...A world without bacon...preposterous. :x

It's almost as bad as crystal pepsi. I don't care much for it.

ill be very sad :( (and hungry)

...OK...

I haven't eaten bacon in a long time. Don't think I'll be able to resist much longer. How do you norwegians do?

No bacon?......That means no baconater....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A world without bacon would be a much healthier world, just like a world without MTV or teenage-oriented vampire books/movies.

Im vegetarian, so no bacon for me!