A Zombie Apocalypse.

I would take everything needed up to the second floor, and then demolish the staircase.

IF I had a staircase...

I would take everything needed up to the second floor, and then demolish the staircase.

IF I had a staircase...

Fire_Ants

that sounds like a good plan to me...what if the zombies have super jump though?!

Move out to less populated areas, and hope that there aren't crazy people out there.

I would take everything needed up to the second floor, and then demolish the staircase.

IF I had a staircase...

Fire_Ants

You are a smart man. You would probably survive.

I would follow the Zombie Survival Guide! I almost know it by heart.

[QUOTE="Fire_Ants"]

I would take everything needed up to the second floor, and then demolish the staircase.

IF I had a staircase...

JohnnySN1P3R

You are a smart man. You would probably survive.

I would follow the Zombie Survival Guide! I almost know it by heart.

What if he ran out of supplies? :o

I own six guns.

I already have guns, and I don't live far off from a rather large military base.

If you actually think that zombies can overwhelm a military base, I laugh at you.

So unless unholy demons or mutants make up a very large portion of the zombie army, I don't have anything to worry about.

I even have a very large vehicle to get me to the military base safely, or I could get on my roof and wait for a helicopter to pick me up.

1. Gather up family and closest friends.

2. Pile into cars and head to the nearest gun shops. (Both about 10 mins. away)

3. Head to nearest Army Surplus store and load up on MRE's

4. Head back to my house.

5. Barricade windows, doors,etc.

6. Get to top floor.

7. Demolish staircases

8. Arrange who goes in what rooms.

9.Lock 'n' load.

10. Kick a**

I am a hardcore member of ZS, Hotel 23, Military Photos, and numerous survival forums.

I own six guns.

I already have guns, and I don't live far off from a rather large military base.

If you actually think that zombies can overwhelm a military base, I laugh at you.

So unless unholy demons or mutants make up a very large portion of the zombie army, I don't have anything to worry about.

I even have a very large vehicle to get me to the military base safely, or I could get on my roof and wait for a helicopter to pick me up.

-TheSecondSign-

[QUOTE="JohnnySN1P3R"][QUOTE="Fire_Ants"]

I would take everything needed up to the second floor, and then demolish the staircase.

IF I had a staircase...

CRS98

You are a smart man. You would probably survive.

I would follow the Zombie Survival Guide! I almost know it by heart.

What if he ran out of supplies? :o

Or major storming degraded the house. Better to barracade in a basement or at least have it as a last resort.

Read my zombie survival guide.darksword1123

By Max Brooks?

Been there, read that.

What you guys really need to read is Day by Day Apocalypse.

I'm already a zombie so its all good.

I'm already a zombie so its all good.

THE_DRUGGIE

You can use computers now?

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'm already a zombie so its all good.

AutoTaco

You can use computers now?

Of course I can! We've always been able to do that.

I hate it when people stereotype zombie intelligence as shuffling around and moaning.

They can talk on phones too.

Myself and 299 others would march to a narrow space between 2 buildings and repel the zombie advance.

And when zombies blotted out the sun, we would fight in the shade.

I'm already a zombie so its all good.

THE_DRUGGIE

[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

I own six guns.

I already have guns, and I don't live far off from a rather large military base.

If you actually think that zombies can overwhelm a military base, I laugh at you.

So unless unholy demons or mutants make up a very large portion of the zombie army, I don't have anything to worry about.

I even have a very large vehicle to get me to the military base safely, or I could get on my roof and wait for a helicopter to pick me up.

Hungry_bunny

If it were airborne then everyone would be infected. :P Unless he has a special immunity.:o

[QUOTE="AutoTaco"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'm already a zombie so its all good.

THE_DRUGGIE

You can use computers now?

Of course I can! We've always been able to do that.

I hate it when people stereotype zombie intelligence as shuffling around and moaning.

Well how many contributions have zombies made in the scientific field? Or any other field for that matter?

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="AutoTaco"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'm already a zombie so its all good.

AutoTaco

You can use computers now?

Of course I can! We've always been able to do that.

I hate it when people stereotype zombie intelligence as shuffling around and moaning.

Well how many contributions have zombies made in the scientific field? Or any other field for that matter?

Ever used a keyboard before?

The living stole that idea from us...Poor Marty...

[QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

Well if the zombie-germs are airborne, you'd be hiding in a military base full of zombies in tanks >_>howlrunner13

If it were airborne then everyone would be infected. :P Unless he has a special immunity.:o

[QUOTE="AutoTaco"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="AutoTaco"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'm already a zombie so its all good.

THE_DRUGGIE

You can use computers now?

Of course I can! We've always been able to do that.

I hate it when people stereotype zombie intelligence as shuffling around and moaning.

Well how many contributions have zombies made in the scientific field? Or any other field for that matter?

Ever used a keyboard before?

The living stole that idea from us...Poor Marty...

The keyboard? :roll: Was bound to be thought up someday.

How do I know that you're telling the truth?

Theres a reason you're all searching for brains.

The keyboard? :roll: Was bound to be thought up someday.

How do I know that you're telling the truth?

Theres a reason you're all searching for brains.

AutoTaco

Oh, come on! Zombies don't eat brains!

Cut it out with the stereotypes! :evil:

[QUOTE="AutoTaco"]

The keyboard? :roll: Was bound to be thought up someday.

How do I know that you're telling the truth?

Theres a reason you're all searching for brains.

THE_DRUGGIE

Oh, come on! Zombies don't eat brains!

Cut it out with the stereotypes! :evil:

I'm only basing my comments off my own personal experiences. If you're so offended then go out or protest or something, providing the passersby aren't too appetizing.

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="AutoTaco"]

The keyboard? :roll: Was bound to be thought up someday.

How do I know that you're telling the truth?

Theres a reason you're all searching for brains.

AutoTaco

Oh, come on! Zombies don't eat brains!

Cut it out with the stereotypes! :evil:

I'm only basing my comments off my own personal experiences. If you're so offended then go out or protest or something, providing the passersby aren't too appetizing.

We tried protesting, but they started shooting at us.

[QUOTE="AutoTaco"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="AutoTaco"]

The keyboard? :roll: Was bound to be thought up someday.

How do I know that you're telling the truth?

Theres a reason you're all searching for brains.

THE_DRUGGIE

Oh, come on! Zombies don't eat brains!

Cut it out with the stereotypes! :evil:

I'm only basing my comments off my own personal experiences. If you're so offended then go out or protest or something, providing the passersby aren't too appetizing.

We tried protesting, but they started shooting at us.

Hm, I must apologize then. Maybe you should try and clean yourselves up?

hide out

Hm, I must apologize then. Maybe you should try and clean yourselves up?

AutoTaco

You try freshening yourself up after rising from the dead.

I wind up smelling like rotting flesh and Pine Sol.

[QUOTE="AutoTaco"]

Hm, I must apologize then. Maybe you should try and clean yourselves up?

THE_DRUGGIE

You try freshening yourself up after rising from the dead.

I wind up smelling like rotting flesh and Pine Sol.

Can't smell that bad.

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="AutoTaco"]

Hm, I must apologize then. Maybe you should try and clean yourselves up?

AutoTaco

You try freshening yourself up after rising from the dead.

I wind up smelling like rotting flesh and Pine Sol.

Can't smell that bad.

You've obviously never hung out with a zombie before.

I would go up into a conveniently placed hot air balloon and just sail around in the sky, pirating other hot air balloon refugees.

Unless zombies can fly.