- Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)
- "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
- Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
- Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
- Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
- Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
- Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
- A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
- Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
- Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
- Guys get jealous easily.
- Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
- Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
- Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
- Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
- Girls are guys' weaknesses.
- Guys are very open about themselves.
- It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
- Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
- If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
- A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
- Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
- Guys will brag about anything.
- Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
- Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
- Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
- Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
- Try to be as straightforward as possible.
- A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-bustednever been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
- If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
- Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
- Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
- If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
- When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
- When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
- Guys don't really have final decisions.
- If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
- If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
- When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
- Guys like femininity not feebleness.
- Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
- A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
- Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
- Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
- Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
- Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
- Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
- No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
- Not all guys are knobs Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
- We don't like girls who are too skinny.
- Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
- Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
- Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
- Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
- Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
- When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!
What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!schoeffmaster
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this? Cosmo's forty secrets? Lmao, I read ten secrets, and then i was like, *Beginningflashback*ok schoeffmaster, this must be a girl, no guy would ever right this. Unless he's gay butI don't even think a gay guy would write this. Lmao I cant believe i am still talking to myself. *flashback ends* I admit no secretsClubsport_R8
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
how did you not understand that message...I will try to simplify it then...there, I hope i helped...
Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
DanBrim1
What?? Is this from a teen mag ..This makes no sense at all..
Has to be from a teen magazine...no person would ever waste time coming up with these lame comments...and you know the TC isn't used to the forums, she couldnt even understand my first post...had to clean it up a bit....
- Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. Clubsport_R8
Lunch money!? How old are you? Seriously you have no idea...
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!Clubsport_R8
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!Whicker89
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!schoeffmaster
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...I'm Australian >___>
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!Whicker89
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...I'm Australian >___>
As am I.
Anyway, back on topic, a fair few of them do have elements of truth to them. That's all I'm gonna say ;).
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!schoeffmaster
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
Wow, so you can instantly know my intelligence based on a post? Good job with the reference there. I apologize for the Australian bashing earlier, its my sarcastic nature that has gotten me in trouble before. *Flashback ensues* But on a more serious note, this is a really stupid topic.
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!Clubsport_R8
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
im taking it ur an american.. as us Aussies would say..that explains a lot ....u f**kin dumb-arses. notice no relevance to donkeys.
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!dommeus
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
Ps. Irwin is manta meat now...
I know that...just never got around, mainly the guts, to change sig.
Bloody oath im not!! this whole topic was just a freaking time burner.. i never expected a bloody debate.. who here really cares anyway. Internet fighting is the dumbest bloody thing.
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!Clubsport_R8
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
im taking it ur an american.. as us Aussies would say..that explains a lot ....u f**kin dumb-arses. notice no relevance to donkeys.
And...exactly what was that you were saying? So many grammatical errors, its hard to keep up. It actually doesn't make any sense to me what-so-ever.If your saying that since I am an American, I am offically a moron, then i am afraid you are mistaken. Entire counties aren't exactly made of one person. You would have to do an Intelligence test of every single American that was born in the United States and average it to get an unbias answer.
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!wrlyy
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
im taking it ur an american.. as us Aussies would say..that explains a lot ....u f**kin dumb-arses. notice no relevance to donkeys.
He's not the one posting Myspace bulletins.
lmao, I have never even been to MYSPACE. I just dont see the fun of it...
And...exactly what was that you were saying? So many grammatical errors, its hard to keep up. It actually doesn't make any sense to me what-so-ever.If your saying that since I am an American, I am offically a moron, then i am afraid you are mistaken. Entire counties aren't exactly made of one person. You would have to do an Intelligence test of every single American that was born in the United States and average it to get an unbias answer. schoeffmaster
i really dont care.. i really dont. but for the record an aussie tv show went to america and asked what date 9/11 was.. not 1 person shown got it right. im sure some would but about 15 got it wrong.. the date!!!! what date did 9/11 happen!!!! MY GOD!! some guy said august 7th!! i mean cmon.
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!schoeffmaster
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
im taking it ur an american.. as us Aussies would say..that explains a lot ....u f**kin dumb-arses. notice no relevance to donkeys.
And...exactly what was that you were saying? So many grammatical errors, its hard to keep up. It actually doesn't make any sense to me what-so-ever.If your saying that since I am an American, I am offically a moron, then i am afraid you are mistaken. Entire counties aren't exactly made of one person. You would have to do an Intelligence test of every single American that was born in the United States and average it to get an unbias answer.
Dont hold it against all of us either pls :) i onli dislike one american... that President 'Cuckoo Bananas' Bush fella.
yea anyway... is he really an aussie, i mean he's using so many stereotypical phrases... nobody really does that...
Dont hold it against all of us either pls :) i onli dislike one american... that President 'Cuckoo Bananas' Bush fella.
yea anyway... is he really an aussie, i mean he's using so many stereotypical phrases... nobody really does that...
Willo_10
mate no1 likes bush.. and yes i am aussie. i mean what do i have to say to prove it? aussie vs american is one of the most common battles next to Muslims vs christians.
Its obviously rigged. If you were to go to the fire house whose has lost members from that day, and ask that question. No doubt they would beat the living crap out of you. By the way, September 11. 2001. A day i will never forget...
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!Willo_10
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
im taking it ur an american.. as us Aussies would say..that explains a lot ....u f**kin dumb-arses. notice no relevance to donkeys.
And...exactly what was that you were saying? So many grammatical errors, its hard to keep up. It actually doesn't make any sense to me what-so-ever.If your saying that since I am an American, I am offically a moron, then i am afraid you are mistaken. Entire counties aren't exactly made of one person. You would have to do an Intelligence test of every single American that was born in the United States and average it to get an unbias answer.
Dont hold it against all of us either pls :) i onli dislike one american... that President 'Cuckoo Bananas' Bush fella.
yea anyway... is he really an aussie, i mean he's using so many stereotypical phrases... nobody really does that...
I'm not, I know that it's stupid to hate a country just because of one person.
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]What is this...cosmo's forty secrets?...lmao I read ten...and then i was like...ok schoeffmaster...this must be a girl...no guy would ever right this...unless he's gay...i dont even think a gay guy would write this...lmao...still talking toward self...*flashback ends* I admit NOTHING!!!!schoeffmaster
ok i really lost u there.. so to round it all up in a nutshell.. wtf mate *in aussie accent*
Australians are popping up everywhere now Damn them...if they didnt have the Kangeroos...and Irwin...I would hate them...
im taking it ur an american.. as us Aussies would say..that explains a lot ....u f**kin dumb-arses. notice no relevance to donkeys.
And...exactly what was that you were saying? So many grammatical errors, its hard to keep up. It actually doesn't make any sense to me what-so-ever.If your saying that since I am an American, I am offically a moron, then i am afraid you are mistaken. Entire counties aren't exactly made of one person. You would have to do an Intelligence test of every single American that was born in the United States and average it to get an unbias answer.
Dont hold it against all of us either pls :) i onli dislike one american... that President 'Cuckoo Bananas' Bush fella.
yea anyway... is he really an aussie, i mean he's using so many stereotypical phrases... nobody really does that...
I'm not, I know that it's stupid to hate a country just because of one person.
im only quoting this because there are way to many in the one post.. lol
[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]And...exactly what was that you were saying? So many grammatical errors, its hard to keep up. It actually doesn't make any sense to me what-so-ever.If your saying that since I am an American, I am offically a moron, then i am afraid you are mistaken. Entire counties aren't exactly made of one person. You would have to do an Intelligence test of every single American that was born in the United States and average it to get an unbias answer. Clubsport_R8
i really dont care.. i really dont. but for the record an aussie tv show went to america and asked what date 9/11 was.. not 1 person shown got it right. im sure some would but about 15 got it wrong.. the date!!!! what date did 9/11 happen!!!! MY GOD!! some guy said august 7th!! i mean cmon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI by any chance?? It doesn't have that question on there, but that video is awesome.
"Who won the Vietnam War?" Really the North Vietnamese troops won.The Americans decided to leavebecause of thelittle support they were being shown.But the United States did some serious damage to the north Vietnamese and the Viet cong.It was like 56 thousand Americans dead and 2 or so million North Vietnamese dead...cant really call them North Vietnamese since halfway in the war the Chinese decided to help out North Vietnam...When you see causilites like that...You would think the Americans and the South Vietnamese were wailing on them...
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