Alien overlords... Submit or Fight?

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#1 Meejoe27
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Aliens come to earth and claim our planet as one of their own.

There is a chance we might be able to fight them off, but its slim and most people on earth will die.

OR, you can join them. But in order to join them you have to denounce your religion, country and learn their language.

So which is it?

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#2 dodgerblue13
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Learn a new language? Eff that. I'll fight 'em first.
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Do they have hot alien girls?
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#5 WarEagle1357
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I'd pull a Independence Day and pwn em with a virus then nuke em.
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#6 muller39
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Learn a new language? Eff that. I'll fight 'em first.dodgerblue13
hahah this was a good one.
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#7 michael_1234576
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I would happily bow to our alien over lords
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#8 mrbojangles25
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Do they have hot alien girls?Engrish_Major

yes, this is very important. Is cross-species breeding possible? Do they have super alien vaginas?

Honestly, though, I think I might fight. I would likely just roll over and die. I have no religion but I'd never denounce my country and my people.

And I'd learn their language so when they put me in front of the alien firing squad I could say "Screw you, buddy" and then they'd be like "I'm not your buddy, friend!" t hen I'd say "I'm not your friend, guy!" then they'd reply "Im not your guy, pal!" then I'd say "I'm not your"...

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#9 slipknot0129
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I would go mass effect on them.

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#10 Lief_Ericson
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Join them but secretly not renounce myself and crash their mothership into the sun

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#11 Maqda7
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Fight fight with all my might.
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#12 redstorm72
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At first, the aliens would appear to acheive victory. But Patrick Swayze and a group of roudy high school kids from Colorado form a resitance called the Wolverines. Patrick Swayze's father will yell "avenge me!!!" and before you know it, the wolverines will run those darn sovi... uh, I mean aliens, off of Earth.

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#13 freakbabyblues-
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Well, the word fight suggests the chance of failure. Given that, I would neither submit nor fight; I would obliterate.

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#14 enterawesome
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Fight back! Thats the American way. :D
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#15 SavageM2
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Hey, I have played all three Halos. I can fight them just fine. You did say there would be respawns...RIGHT? :?

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#16 PBSnipes
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I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

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I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees

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I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees

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False dichotomy. You could also live on your feet. Or die on your knees.

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Aliens come to earth and claim our planet as one of their own.

There is a chance we might be able to fight them off, but its slim and most people on earth will die.

OR, you can join them. But in order to join them you have to denounce your religion, country and learn their language.

So which is it?

Meejoe27

We might be able to fight them off but the chance is slim. Well, wasn't the chance of the U.S succeeding in the revolution slim? Were the chances of abolishing slavery slim? Were Britain's chances of defeating Hitler slim?.

remember "many are the strange chances of the world and oft help shall come from the hands of the weak when the wise falter".

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#20 Meejoe27
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[QUOTE="Meejoe27"]

Aliens come to earth and claim our planet as one of their own.

There is a chance we might be able to fight them off, but its slim and most people on earth will die.

OR, you can join them. But in order to join them you have to denounce your religion, country and learn their language.

So which is it?

whipassmt

We might be able to fight them off but the chance is slim. Well, wasn't the chance of the U.S succeeding in the revolution slim? Were the chances of abolishing slavery slim? Were Britain's chances of defeating Hitler slim?.

remember "many are the strange chances of the world and oft help shall come from the hands of the weak when the wise falter".

Yes, if the chances were good its a no brainer, you fight. The only time it becomes a debate is when the chances are slim.

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#21 MentatAssassin
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I would join the Earth First Coalition of Resurgents and fight.

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#22 Bloodaxe726
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Not only would I fight, I'd lead the rebellion.

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#23 Niff_T
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Embrace change.

Secret invasion

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#24 dan-rofl-copter
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Freedom!!!!!

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#25 lord29
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i say we fight for liberty and video games
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#26 aransom
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Put me down for fight.

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#27 194197844077667059316682358889
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Aliens come to earth and claim our planet as one of their own.

There is a chance we might be able to fight them off, but its slim and most people on earth will die.

OR, you can join them. But in order to join them you have to denounce your religion, country and learn their language.

So which is it?

Meejoe27
Enh, honestly I'd submit, and privately continue to think of myself as an American, if those are the only changes. Pragmatism FTW