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[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?West-Coast-GIm just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-G
Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?tequilasunriser
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?West-Coast-G
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?tequilasunriser
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?tequilasunriser
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
Wait what? What does HD DVDs have to with what you quoted and the topic? :|
[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?West-Coast-G
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. well theyre all a philosophy on life, really[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?sovereign_22
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. well theyre all a philosophy on life, reallyNot really, especially when pasta tastes better than rice. I prefere one carbohydrate to the other.
[QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?tequilasunriser
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. well theyre all a philosophy on life, reallyNot really, especially when pasta tastes better than rice. I prefere one carbohydrate to the other.
yeah, but teenage mutant ninja donkeys have a better gag reflex than most onions[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?sovereign_22
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. well theyre all a philosophy on life, reallyNot really, especially when pasta tastes better than rice. I prefere one carbohydrate to the other.
yeah, but teenage mutant ninja donkeys have a better gag reflex than most onions Do I look like one of your family members?!??!!I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. Pearl_of_EgyptYou don't have to lie Pearl. Gamespot is one of the few places where you can be yourself.
[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?sovereign_22
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. well theyre all a philosophy on life, reallyNot really, especially when pasta tastes better than rice. I prefere one carbohydrate to the other.
yeah, but teenage mutant ninja donkeys have a better gag reflex than most onionsOnions don't gag and the mutants you speak of were turtles...
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. West-Coast-GYou don't have to lie Pearl. Gamespot is one of the few places where you can be yourself.
I am being myself. I don't take well to authority, and I in no way would ever "submit" to someone. I would take care of my husband and he would take care of me, but we would treat each other as equals.
I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. Pearl_of_Egypt
We sure will, sweety. We sure will. Still comming over to myplace tomorrow at 7 right? I've got the Yellow Tail Shiraz you like so much and I'm hand rolling the tortelinis :3
[QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Im just trying to figure out what the general concensus is when it comes to being a good wife. To me, a good wife would be one who at least knew how to make a good subway sandwich. I mean, c'mon, that right there is the most basic requirement. If she can't even do that then she should just become a steak for breakfast eating, "i have a bull dog named Butch" lesbian or something cuz theres no hope for her. She would also have to be willing to wear a French maid's outfit when she cleans.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]West-coast-G, do you secretly wish you were a woman?tequilasunriser
Well how do you explain the below comment then? And the fact that you've created 2 threads in the last few minutes that deal with sexuality in more than one form?
Have you ever woken up in the morning and been completely surprised, for a few seconds, that you weren't the gender you thought you were?West-Coast-Gwomen have it easier than us manly men. I mean, I cant get out of a speeding ticket. My eyes don't sparkle.
Its too bad that HD-DVD is out of the HD format war already. Competition keeps the prices low and besides I personally feel that Blu-Ray is the inferior format due to its shallow recording layer.
I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. well theyre all a philosophy on life, reallyNot really, especially when pasta tastes better than rice. I prefere one carbohydrate to the other.
yeah, but teenage mutant ninja donkeys have a better gag reflex than most onionsOnions don't gag and the mutants you speak of were turtles...
i know your a robot... im on to you....You don't have to lie Pearl. Gamespot is one of the few places where you can be yourself.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. Pearl_of_Egypt
I am being myself. I don't take well to authority, and I in no way would ever "submit" to someone. I would take care of my husband and he would take care of me, but we would treat each other as equals.
What if he was like "Pearl, i want you to put this on *holds up French maids outfit* and get in that kitchen and make me a sandwich. Then I want you to pour me a nice cold beer and give them both to me as I sit in the living room, which you haven't cleaned yet today, watching the game." what would you do then?[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. tequilasunriser
We sure will, sweety. We sure will. Still comming over to myplace tomorrow at 7 right? I've got the Yellow Tail Shiraz you like so much and I'm hand rolling the tortelinis :3
of course baby, I wouldn't miss it for the world ;)
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]You don't have to lie Pearl. Gamespot is one of the few places where you can be yourself.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. West-Coast-G
I am being myself. I don't take well to authority, and I in no way would ever "submit" to someone. I would take care of my husband and he would take care of me, but we would treat each other as equals.
What if he was like "Pearl, i want you to put this on *holds up French maids outfit* and get in that kitchen and make me a sandwich. Then I want you to pour me a nice cold beer and give them both to me as I sit in the living room, which you haven't cleaned yet today, watching the game." what would you do then?pour the nice cold beer over his head and tell him if he wants me to clean in a French maids outfits he's gonna have to go out and mow the lawn in a leopard thong.
[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. Pearl_of_Egypt
We sure will, sweety. We sure will. Still comming over to myplace tomorrow at 7 right? I've got the Yellow Tail Shiraz you like so much and I'm hand rolling the tortelinis :3
of course baby, I wouldn't miss it for the world ;)
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]You don't have to lie Pearl. Gamespot is one of the few places where you can be yourself.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. West-Coast-G
I am being myself. I don't take well to authority, and I in no way would ever "submit" to someone. I would take care of my husband and he would take care of me, but we would treat each other as equals.
What if he was like "Pearl, i want you to put this on *holds up French maids outfit* and get in that kitchen and make me a sandwich. Then I want you to pour me a nice cold beer and give them both to me as I sit in the living room, which you haven't cleaned yet today, watching the game." what would you do then?pour the nice cold beer over his head and tell him if he wants me to clean in a French maids outfits he's gonna have to go out and mow the lawn in a leopard thong.
I think I'm in love.[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. Pearl_of_Egypt
We sure will, sweety. We sure will. Still comming over to myplace tomorrow at 7 right? I've got the Yellow Tail Shiraz you like so much and I'm hand rolling the tortelinis :3
of course baby, I wouldn't miss it for the world ;)
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]You don't have to lie Pearl. Gamespot is one of the few places where you can be yourself.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. West-Coast-G
I am being myself. I don't take well to authority, and I in no way would ever "submit" to someone. I would take care of my husband and he would take care of me, but we would treat each other as equals.
What if he was like "Pearl, i want you to put this on *holds up French maids outfit* and get in that kitchen and make me a sandwich. Then I want you to pour me a nice cold beer and give them both to me as I sit in the living room, which you haven't cleaned yet today, watching the game." what would you do then?pour the nice cold beer over his head and tell him if he wants me to clean in a French maids outfits he's gonna have to go out and mow the lawn in a leopard thong.
mowing the lawn in a leopard thong....... im up for it![QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. Pearl_of_Egypt
We sure will, sweety. We sure will. Still comming over to myplace tomorrow at 7 right? I've got the Yellow Tail Shiraz you like so much and I'm hand rolling the tortelinis :3
of course baby, I wouldn't miss it for the world ;)
Just concerned is all. I mean I know you are visiting with your mother tomorrow and I know how she gets sometimes. I've got a surprise that I've been planning. I think you'll really love it. XD
Alright, im going to bed. Goodnight everyone!West-Coast-G
Let me remind you tonight that when you wake up tomorrow you will still be a male and not a female ok? We don't want anymore confusion do we?
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. tequilasunriser
We sure will, sweety. We sure will. Still comming over to myplace tomorrow at 7 right? I've got the Yellow Tail Shiraz you like so much and I'm hand rolling the tortelinis :3
of course baby, I wouldn't miss it for the world ;)
Just concerned is all. I mean I know you are visiting with your mother tomorrow and I know how she gets sometimes. I've got a surprise that I've been planning. I think you'll really love it. XD
I can't wait :)
[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. Pearl_of_Egypt
We sure will, sweety. We sure will. Still comming over to myplace tomorrow at 7 right? I've got the Yellow Tail Shiraz you like so much and I'm hand rolling the tortelinis :3
of course baby, I wouldn't miss it for the world ;)
Just concerned is all. I mean I know you are visiting with your mother tomorrow and I know how she gets sometimes. I've got a surprise that I've been planning. I think you'll really love it. XD
I can't wait :)
Neither can I!!
Pearl, I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I'd do without you. You are the rays of light that kiss me in the morning and the blanket of stars that keep me company at night, and I'd like nothing more than to take care of you for the rest of your life.
Pearl, will you marry me?
*holds out ring*
I know how much you like Pearls, Pearl. I wrestled this one from an oyster that was imbedded in the stomach of a Nile crocodile.
I hope you like it. I traded in my ROB robot that came with my NES for the down payment. :oops:
Neither can I!!
Pearl, I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I'd do without you. You are the rays of light that kiss me in the morning and the blanket of stars that keep me company at night, and I'd like nothing more than to take care of you for the rest of your life.
Pearl, will you marry me?
*holds out ring*
I know how much you like Pearls, Pearl. I wrestled this one from an oyster that was imbedded in the stomach of a Nile crocodile.
I hope you like it. I traded in my ROB robot that came with my NES for the down payment. :oops:
tequilasunriser
:shock: of course I'll marry you sweetie!
this is the happiest day of my life :cry:
[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Neither can I!!
Pearl, I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I'd do without you. You are the rays of light that kiss me in the morning and the blanket of stars that keep me company at night, and I'd like nothing more than to take care of you for the rest of your life.
Pearl, will you marry me?
*holds out ring*
I know how much you like Pearls, Pearl. I wrestled this one from an oyster that was imbedded in the stomach of a Nile crocodile.
I hope you like it. I traded in my ROB robot that came with my NES for the down payment. :oops:
Pearl_of_Egypt
:shock: of course I'll marry you sweetie!
this is the happiest day of my life :cry:
God my hands are shaking! So are yours. You are trembling, hon. You don't need to though, you are safe with me.
*embraces you*
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Neither can I!!
Pearl, I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I'd do without you. You are the rays of light that kiss me in the morning and the blanket of stars that keep me company at night, and I'd like nothing more than to take care of you for the rest of your life.
Pearl, will you marry me?
*holds out ring*
I know how much you like Pearls, Pearl. I wrestled this one from an oyster that was imbedded in the stomach of a Nile crocodile.
I hope you like it. I traded in my ROB robot that came with my NES for the down payment. :oops:
tequilasunriser
:shock: of course I'll marry you sweetie!
this is the happiest day of my life :cry:
God my hands are shaking! So are yours. You are trembling, hon. You don't need to though, you are safe with me.
*embraces you*
*melts* :oops:
[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Neither can I!!
Pearl, I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I'd do without you. You are the rays of light that kiss me in the morning and the blanket of stars that keep me company at night, and I'd like nothing more than to take care of you for the rest of your life.
Pearl, will you marry me?
*holds out ring*
I know how much you like Pearls, Pearl. I wrestled this one from an oyster that was imbedded in the stomach of a Nile crocodile.
I hope you like it. I traded in my ROB robot that came with my NES for the down payment. :oops:
Pearl_of_Egypt
:shock: of course I'll marry you sweetie!
this is the happiest day of my life :cry:
God my hands are shaking! So are yours. You are trembling, hon. You don't need to though, you are safe with me.
*embraces you*
*melts* :oops:
*lays you out on a soft bed, kisses you softly*
...Hey OT! Get the hell out! This is for our eyes only.
*flicks the lights*
Haha I'm sure there's absolutely no ladies I would want here if there actually were any ladies.Lazy_Boy88
Denying the existance of women on the web, or indeed women gamers is getting so VERY old.
You don't have to lie Pearl. Gamespot is one of the few places where you can be yourself.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"] I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. Pearl_of_Egypt
I am being myself. I don't take well to authority, and I in no way would ever "submit" to someone. I would take care of my husband and he would take care of me, but we would treat each other as equals.
whoa pearl didnt expect you to be single
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]You don't have to lie Pearl. Gamespot is one of the few places where you can be yourself.[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"] I submit to no one. my husband and I will be equals. linkin_guy109
I am being myself. I don't take well to authority, and I in no way would ever "submit" to someone. I would take care of my husband and he would take care of me, but we would treat each other as equals.
whoa pearl didnt expect you to be single
Hey buddy, shes not single.
*leers hard*
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Neither can I!!
Pearl, I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I'd do without you. You are the rays of light that kiss me in the morning and the blanket of stars that keep me company at night, and I'd like nothing more than to take care of you for the rest of your life.
Pearl, will you marry me?
*holds out ring*
I know how much you like Pearls, Pearl. I wrestled this one from an oyster that was imbedded in the stomach of a Nile crocodile.
I hope you like it. I traded in my ROB robot that came with my NES for the down payment. :oops:
tequilasunriser
:shock: of course I'll marry you sweetie!
this is the happiest day of my life :cry:
God my hands are shaking! So are yours. You are trembling, hon. You don't need to though, you are safe with me.
*embraces you*
*melts* :oops:
*lays you out on a soft bed, kisses you softly*
...Hey OT! Get the hell out! This is for our eyes only.
*flicks the lights*
PEARL NO!!!! What of our love!!!!! :cry: :cry:[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Neither can I!!
Pearl, I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I'd do without you. You are the rays of light that kiss me in the morning and the blanket of stars that keep me company at night, and I'd like nothing more than to take care of you for the rest of your life.
Pearl, will you marry me?
*holds out ring*
I know how much you like Pearls, Pearl. I wrestled this one from an oyster that was imbedded in the stomach of a Nile crocodile.
I hope you like it. I traded in my ROB robot that came with my NES for the down payment. :oops:
tequilasunriser
:shock: of course I'll marry you sweetie!
this is the happiest day of my life :cry:
God my hands are shaking! So are yours. You are trembling, hon. You don't need to though, you are safe with me.
*embraces you*
*melts* :oops:
*lays you out on a soft bed, kisses you softly*
...Hey OT! Get the hell out! This is for our eyes only.
*flicks the lights*
*runs into the room dramatically, in a tattered suit, like in the wedding movies* I OBJECT TO THIS WEDDING...wait a second...did I miss the damned wedding?!
Wait a second...FLAMINDEATH WAS RIGHT, WE ARE GETTING VERY OFF TOPIC!!!...Well, I missed the wedding..but...
I'M IN BEFORE THE LOCK! HELL YEAH!
[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]Neither can I!!
Pearl, I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I'd do without you. You are the rays of light that kiss me in the morning and the blanket of stars that keep me company at night, and I'd like nothing more than to take care of you for the rest of your life.
Pearl, will you marry me?
*holds out ring*
I know how much you like Pearls, Pearl. I wrestled this one from an oyster that was imbedded in the stomach of a Nile crocodile.
I hope you like it. I traded in my ROB robot that came with my NES for the down payment. :oops:
ElArab
:shock: of course I'll marry you sweetie!
this is the happiest day of my life :cry:
God my hands are shaking! So are yours. You are trembling, hon. You don't need to though, you are safe with me.
*embraces you*
*melts* :oops:
*lays you out on a soft bed, kisses you softly*
...Hey OT! Get the hell out! This is for our eyes only.
*flicks the lights*
*runs into the room dramatically, in a tattered suit, like in the wedding movies* I OBJECT TO THIS WEDDING...wait a second...did I miss the damned wedding?!
Wait a second...FLAMINDEATH WAS RIGHT, WE ARE GETTING VERY OFF TOPIC!!!...Well, I missed the wedding..but...
I'M IN BEFORE THE LOCK! HELL YEAH!
...ok this is just getting strange now
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