I was doing a gig in some dingy, rathole club that I didnt even get paid for, and I only got to do because I knew the guy who owned the place, and things went downhill fast. After going through my billboard #1 smash hit (sarcasm) 'Servitude', and some punk numbers, I went into a crazy psychedelic jam for a few minutes. I was playing my guitar on the floor and getting all these weird sounds from it when some douchebag yelled 'get off the stage!'. I immediately went to the mic leaving my guitar on the floor feeding back, and asked the ignornamous if he could do any better. Him and his drunk douchebag friends just kept repeating 'you're **** get off the stage!' and I just responded 'you have nothing to say you **** idiot, you're just ignorant' and then left the stage. Admitedly, I was pretty wasted at the time, so that could've affected my performance, but I think they would've hated me no matter how good I played. My music doesnt really lend itself well the live performance anyway. I'd prefer to just make records.
So F it, I'm done playing live
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