Alright so you just got a 'get out of jail free' card, what crime do you commit?

Alright, so the ruler of your country just gave you a 'get out of jail free' card that you can use only once, it's not important how you got it, we'll just say a raffle or something. Anyway, you can commit just 1 crime, and you don't have to suffer the consequences, this also counts for death penalties, even if you steal something, you get to keep what you stole, even though it probably wouldn't work that way if this was a real system, thank God it isn't though lol, anyway, so now that I've been through the details, what crime would you commit? (oh, and if you have gotten away with the crime before, just post it anyway, because we are assuming that you will get caught the next day after you do it.)

I was thinking about Murdering someone that I hate and think the world would be better off with gone, but then I just thought 'eh, even if I do get away with it and use my card, someone is going to want to get revenge on me.'

So I would rob a bank or a casino, either with 'brute force and threats of violence' or just doing a kick ass well planned and executed heist.

i would assassinate god so people would finally just shut up about whether he's this or thatDark__Link

Maybe you should kidnap him instead. Then put him on a side show like they did with freak shows. COME ONE COME ALL, AND SEE YOUR CREATOR FIRST HAND!

Kidnapping everyone i hate and deserves to die along with jsut people who need to be put down, then stealing some kind of nuclear weapon of mass destruction, putting them all on some island and nuking them all. If that counts as one crime, im in. If not, then just some massive heist where i take millions of dollars.

i would assassinate god so people would finally just shut up about whether he's this or thatDark__Link

I love talking about religion - though I would argue to commit murder you have to take the life of a being...

Why do I need a card?thriteenthmonke

Because if you get caught and don't want to be paid any bail, or just want to do somehting you've always wanted to do, wether it's for the greater good or not, but the law restricted you. This is a 'freebie' basically.

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]i would assassinate god so people would finally just shut up about whether he's this or thatCwagmire21

I love talking about religion - though I would argue to commit murder you have to take the life of a being...

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I'd be a model citizen a shred this pass of mischeif.

Actually, I'd probably grab myself an 8800GT.. but the above statement makes me sound like a better person so ignore this >_>.

[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"]Why do I need a card?ElArab

Because if you get caught and don't want to be paid any bail, or just want to do somehting you've always wanted to do, wether it's for the greater good or not, but the law restricted you. This is a 'freebie' basically.

Get caught? Now why would I do that?

I'd be a model citizen a shred this pass of mischeif.

Actually, I'd probably grab myself an 8800GT.. but the above statement makes me sound like a better person so ignore this >_>.

Agriath

HAHA, yeah man I hear ya, I want to just grab a quad core when I see it on store shelves at Frys...but my better judgement get's a hold of me.

Get caught? Now why would I do that?

thriteenthmonke

It's just hypothetical, I don't think anyone would ACTUALLY want to get caught unless they are one of those attention whore serial killers that send notes to the police.

Beat the ever living **** out of Josh Larson.

Then beat the ever living **** out of him again.

Or does that take two hypothetical 'get out of jail free' cards?

Because if so I would need two, thanks!

I'd be a model citizen a shred this pass of mischeif.

Actually, I'd probably grab myself an 8800GT.. but the above statement makes me sound like a better person so ignore this >_>.

Agriath

What? Sorry, can you repeat that last part?

Beat the ever living **** out of Josh Larson.

Then beat the ever living **** out of him again.

Or does that take two hypothetical 'get out of jail free' cards?

Because if so I would need two, thanks!

BionicDrunken

I'd say violence against a corpse is considered a crime.

I can't say what I'd actually do due to fear of being modded.

So for the sake of the thread, Rob a bank

That's a tough one. Do I save it in case I need it because I kill an idiot in a fit of road rage, or do I purposely use it torward my hidden desire to commit a major crime against humanity, Cobra Commander style?

Decisions, decisions....:twisted:

Rape :oops:

naw actually robbing a clothes store or an electronics store.

Assassinate this "ruler of my country" for giving me that kind of power.

Definitely get my hands on a lot of money somehow.. I could threat some really rich guy to give me all his money / his company.

I just realized there is no point in using that card to steal anything since the authorities will just take what you stole back to the person or institution you stole it from. And I am not keen on murdering anyone, so I will have to say that I will save it if it comes in as necessary for political reasons.The_Ish

Alright, so the ruler of your country just gave you a 'get out of jail free' card that you can use only once, it's not important how you got it, we'll just say a raffle or something. Anyway, you can commit just 1 crime, and you don't have to suffer the consequences, this also counts for death penalties,even if you steal something, you get to keep what you stole, even though it probably wouldn't work that way if this was a real system, thank God it isn't though lol, anyway, so now that I've been through the details, what crime would you commit? (oh, and if you have gotten away with the crime before, just post it anyway, because we are assuming that you will get caught the next day after you do it.)

ElArab

NOW GO OUT AND STEAL SOMETHING NICE WITH YOUR NEWLY GAINED PRIVELAGE! (I think that's like...the second time I've quoted myself, but the first time I've used it to disprove something.)

[QUOTE="Agriath"]

I'd be a model citizen a shred this pass of mischeif.

Actually, I'd probably grab myself an 8800GT.. but the above statement makes me sound like a better person so ignore this >_>.

The_Ish

What? Sorry, can you repeat that last part?

Streak covered in Jell-O.JustPlainLucas

Of all the ones said, I think this one wins!

Either save it for a political figure that NEEDS to be assassinated (someone oppressive and whatnot), or use it as a safey net in a massive heist.Makaveli527