So I guess you all have heard the old addage "when life gives you lemons make lemonade!" Well I've found a way to do this with all the depressing stock market news.
1. Download a good stock ticker that lets you keep track of stocks and is always updating.
2. Get a good bottle of tequila, vodka, whiskey, rum, etc.
3. Find a nice shot glass....heck you don't even need a shot glass just use the bottle (times are tough like I said)
4. Fire up the stock ticker open up your bottle and every time the Dow takes a dip you take shot.
If you wanna have even more fun....you have to take a shot every time the Dow, S&P, or Nasdaq takes a dip. The only problem here is that you'll have to start your drinking very early in the morning and most people will think you're a lush (and a weirdo) if they walk in on you staring at a stock ticker and doing shots of whatever and 9 in the morning
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