America gets a new slogan!

So...we give these people $200 million dollars to promote America and this is the slogan they choose...I would have made a better one for $150 million and promoted our country way better. I love how we spend our money, it's not like people have absolutely no ideaabout the United States.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/marketing-america-united-states-awesome-possibilities-201520762.html

Also, why would we tell people this :lol:

"For instance, it warns: "Health care is superior in the US but it can be very expensive because there is no universal health care."

The site also cautions that "some banking networks charge fees of $1-2 per transaction," for ATM withdrawals. (In fact, some charge $3.)"

THAT cost $200 mil?!Thuganomic05

How 'bout....

"America.... It could be worse"

i refuse to accept that....i like how one of the coments said something like that dots breaking off represent a collapsing america haha.

It really sounds like that slogan is trying to appeal to 12 year olds.

How 'bout....

"America.... It could be worse"

Planet_Pluto

:lol:

I still prefer the one from Team America, "America, **** Yeah!"

Every time I hear about a local fire on the news, or some cop being ganked by thugs, I can't help but think to myself; "I just hope they have health insurance otherwise they won't even be getting pain medication." (insert 'USA' chant here)

I think it should be "America: You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"

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:lol:

can't-- stop-- laughing

Pffft. What nonsense... Sounds like "United States of Coolness and Awesomeness!", which by nature... makes America sound like it's run by 3rd graders.

I would have used "Welcome to the United Sates of McDonalds" :P

or better yet "The United States, I'm Lovin it!"

Why couldn't they just do "America **** Yeah!"

America- F*** yeah!

They could have just licenced that slogan from the South Park guys. It's already comes with an hour and a half commercial included.

Pffft. What nonsense... Sounds like "United States of Coolness and Awesomeness!", which by nature... makes America sound like it's run by 3rd graders.

keybladegamer

They're trying to get in touch with the youth of America, I guess?

heres one:

america "land of the poor, home of the slaves"

given that your economy is basically all but tanked atm and refuse to start tossing chairs at the windows of congress or at the banks that got you there..

id also like to point out that the TSA have also overstretched their authority a BILLION times and has never once been quetioned on it

I still prefer the one from Team America, "America, **** Yeah!"

LordsLoss

"Be aware that Americans are fanatics about showering and hygiene." article

How about the "United States of Anal-Retentiveness"

Here is another "America..Almost as cool as Russia" Pay me please.Kcube

In capitalist America, banks rob you.

[QUOTE="Kcube"]Here is another "America..Almost as cool as Russia" Pay me please.anthonycg

In capitalist America, banks rob you.

[QUOTE="Kcube"]Here is another "America..Almost as cool as Russia" Pay me please.anthonycg

In capitalist America, banks rob you.

"America, at least it isnt china."

*Waves flag made from china*

Honestly, one day we are going to the moon and the first thing was see on the ground says "Made in china"