Americans often confuse turtles and tortoises.

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#1 Memberino
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It really annoys me but it happens frequently, they are not the same creature!

The worst is when I hear people referring to Aesop's fable as "The Turtle and the Hare", dammnnn, that's bad.

So yeah, stop it.

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#2 0Tyler0
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This is silly, they ARE the same thing. :P
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#3 RobboElRobbo
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They often confuse many things :P

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#4 blackngold29
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 That's all I can say.
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#5 PlasmaBeam44
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And the Brits often confuse a television and telly.

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#6 Dylan_11
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I feel the same way when I get mistaken for an American.
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#7 0Tyler0
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[QUOTE="blackngold29"] That's all I can say.

Whoever came up with that is a genius That looks really good
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#8 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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I don't imagine that tortoises can move much faster than turtles so the fable is just as relevant if you call it a tortoise or a turtle. Knowing the title of the story is also not the same as knowing the differences between the two animals.
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#9 RobboElRobbo
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[QUOTE="blackngold29"] That's all I can say.0Tyler0
Whoever came up with that is a genius That looks really good

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#10 tony2077ca
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoises

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#11 weezyfb
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pancakes and sausage reminds me of this

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#12 General_X
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It really annoys me but it happens frequently, they are not the same creature!

The worst is when I hear people referring to Aesop's fable as "The Turtle and the Hare", dammnnn, that's bad.

So yeah, stop it.

Memberino
I can't imagine that there has been many situations where you've been present to see Americans confusing turtles and tortoises. Unless you work at a zoo or own a pet store, I can't see it coming up too often in everyday situations. Maybe things are different where you live, but that sort of thing doesn't come up to often around here.
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#13 Memberino
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[QUOTE="Memberino"]

It really annoys me but it happens frequently, they are not the same creature!

The worst is when I hear people referring to Aesop's fable as "The Turtle and the Hare", dammnnn, that's bad.

So yeah, stop it.

General_X

I can't imagine that there has been many situations where you've been present to see Americans confusing turtles and tortoises. Unless you work at a zoo or own a pet store, I can't see it coming up too often in everyday situations. Maybe things are different where you live, but that sort of thing doesn't come up to often around here.



I've seen it several times!

In Heroes season 3 Matt has a pet tortoise and everyone refers to it as a turtle, he got it in the middle of the Desert for goodness sakes!

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#14 LJS9502_basic
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Ah another generalize America thread.:roll:
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#15 smc91352
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[QUOTE="0Tyler0"][QUOTE="blackngold29"]hot dog

That's all I can say.RobboElRobbo

Whoever came up with that is a genius That looks really good

my gut hurts from laughing at this.

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#16 Cherokee_Jack
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I think you just said "Americans" so more people would read the thread.
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#17 Memberino
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Ah another generalize America thread.:roll:LJS9502_basic
I think you'll find I made an effort not to generalise, the thread doesn't say "Americans always confuse turtles and tortoises", it says "often" which is true. So why don't you read the thread title before you type another eye-rolling reply?
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#18 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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Oh good, it's been a while since there was a "stereotype america" thread. :roll:

Also, that pancake and sausage thing looks kinda good... :lol: Maybe I'm just that hungry right now....

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#19 POPEYE1716
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So your basing your assumption off of a tv show. So most europeans have yellow teeth.

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#20 supa_badman
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Yep, totally true, I agree.

Incidentally,Latinos love beans, are or have beenillegal immigrants and wear sombreros.

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#21 double_decker
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So why don't you read the thread title before you type another eye-rolling reply?Memberino
You're posting this in an American Forum, where most of the users here are from the United States, attacking a majority of Americans intelligence. I wouldn't exactly expect a warm welcome for this. :lol:
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#22 Memberino
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Sigh, people are ignant. Apparently any thread that attempts to see a general trend in a population is automatically wrong.
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#24 Cherokee_Jack
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[QUOTE="Memberino"]Sigh, people are ignant. Apparently any thread that attempts to see a general trend in a population is automatically wrong.

You haven't explained why you specified Americans.
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#25 jubino
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[QUOTE="Memberino"]Sigh, people are ignant. Apparently any thread that attempts to see a general trend in a population is automatically wrong.

Well, I think you're missing the point about generalization. Earlier you said "I said often, not always" or something to that affect, but generalization doesn't really have anything to do with the frequency of the mistake. You said "American's often..." which implies that A) All Americans are prone to making this mistake and/or B) Only Americans have ever made this mistake, so take the hate somewhere else. Besides, we all know that the only true difference between a turtle and a tortoise is the spelling :P jk
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#26 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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I'm an American and I've never confused the two. I don't know where you're getting your data from.

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#27 jehuty12
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Merriam Webster Definition of turtle:

any of an order (Testudines syn. Chelonia) of terrestrial, freshwater, and marine reptiles that have a toothless horny beak and a shell of bony dermal plates usually covered with horny shields enclosing the trunk and into which the head, limbs, and tail usually may be withdrawn

TC FAIL

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#29 Theokhoth
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And the Brits often confuse a television and telly.

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#30 LightR
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pancakes and sausage reminds me of this

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It would be godly on buffalo burgers.

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#31 Lopur94
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Wait... There's a difference? O.O

And I'm not American btw

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[QUOTE="PlasmaBeam44"]

And the Brits often confuse a television and telly.

Theokhoth

Don't forget a biscuit and a cookie.

Or a *** and a cigarette.

Here we go..

Google "cookie" and "biscuit"

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#33 TheZ3nMan
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Turtles and tortoises often confuse Americans. They're both slow, they both have shells, and are green. Who wouldn't get confused?
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#34 Mousetaches
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Sigh, people are ignant. Apparently any thread that attempts to see a general trend in a population is automatically wrong.Memberino
The irony of you spelling ignorant wrong.

There isn't a huge difference between a turtle and a tortoise. One lives in water, the other on land.

They look very similar, so it's conceivable that people who don't take the time to learn the differences between them could mix them up. If you saw a jackrabbit would you just call it a rabbit? If you do, then you're making the same mistake that you are assuming most americans make.

You don't have any statistics to back the validity of your question up, which makes your attempts to defend it even more ridiculous. Honestly, next time you try to make a thread like this, do your homework.

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#35 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Ah another generalize America thread.:roll:Memberino
I think you'll find I made an effort not to generalise, the thread doesn't say "Americans always confuse turtles and tortoises", it says "often" which is true. So why don't you read the thread title before you type another eye-rolling reply?

You did, indeed, generalize Americans.

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#36 TaCoDuDe
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Wow Americans sure are stupid :roll:

Really, turtles and tortoises? That's what you're bashing Americans over? Is it really that big a deal?

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#37 awsss
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Americans? Interesting generalization. Anyway its a subtle difference, why does it bug you so much?

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#38 Krendog
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Because he's a " f*g" lol, because haha the guy before said hahahaha that they mix up cigarette and f*g haha.......ahhh whatever.
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#39 valttu
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What? There's a difference between those two? Holy Mary..! Seriously, I didn't know... But well, I ain't american either.

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#40 fireball_016
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Most people, of any nationality, probably cannot tell the difference between turtles and tortoises, hares and rabbits, crocodiles and alligators, and any other similar looking animals.

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#41 KcurtorMas
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Ah another generalize America thread.:roll:LJS9502_basic
Yep, basically. TC is willing to point out this "problem", but isnt willing to solve it by listing the differences of these two similar species. So that means that Europeans are lazy, right? Or is it that Canadians are pompous? Seriously though, generalizing something so ridiculous is...well, its ridiculous.
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#42 dhyce
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Turtles are the ones that go 'ribbit' right?

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#43 RobboElRobbo
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Turtles are the ones that go 'ribbit' right?

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#44 megagene
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Turtles are the ones that go 'ribbit' right?

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No. Those are gators.
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#45 dhyce
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No. Those are gators.megagene

Ah, okay. Which one meows?

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#46 JigglyWiggly_
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I didn't even know there was a difference. However, how important is this... oh wait.
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#47 Luncbox1
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When will this make-fun-of-Americans fad end? Or has it always been like this? I'm not even American and it's teeing me off...

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#49 Wilfred_Owen
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Being American I'm confused about a lot of things. But being American has really nothing to do with my confusion. I just don't make sense most of the time.
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#50 jubino
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To be honest, most Americans confuse watching TV with exercise, so your revelation doesn't really startle me.

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And most people confuse generalizations about Americans as actual fact. It just happens.