What do you guys think of these lyrics? They're by a local band here, and I think they're hilarious. :D
Hey, baby
Tell me how's it going
Well, maybe
You're in the mood for sowing
The seeds of anger, murderous urges
Lurking from within
It doesn't matter if it's your grandma, or your son, or any kin
I've got a shotgun in the back
So if you're ready for a counter-attack
I'll repair what it is you lack
If you feel defeated
If you feel depleted
If you feel defeated
If you feel depleted
Call me if needed
I know you have that neighbor
Who thinks Ed Wood is his savior
I know that he's a bit over-the-top
Sure the first amendment says he has rights
But he prances around in Plan 9 tights
Dances, dances, for his delights
Resulting in some sleepness nights
I've got my shotgun in the back
So if you're ready for a counter-attack...
If you feel defeated
If you feel depleted
If you feel defeated
If you feel depleted
Call me if needed
That boss of yours
Always seemed a bit insane
That boss of yours
Always seemed a bit deranged
What other CEO
Do you know
Who comes to work each day
Dressed in a speedo
His legs are hairy, and from what you tell me
They're quite distracting, real annoying
Maybe it's time that he was taught a lesson
If you feel defeated
If you feel depleted
If you feel defeated
If you feel depleted
Call me if needed
Is there something on your mind
That you just can't seem to find?
Baby I am here for you
I will make them die for you
Anything to make you happy
I've No concern for legality
I will gladly plead guilty
For you
If you feel defeated
If you feel depleted
If you feel defeated
If you feel depleted
Call me if needed
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