And the award for worst film premise of 2008 goes to...

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#1 Samwel_X
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Teeth.

That trailer is probably NSFW.

Read the synopsis it is not a joke. Surely this pushes the boundary of taste ever so slightly too far. How could someone write that story, and actually present it seriously to a production company.

I thought 2007 was a poor year for film, but if Hollywood can keep this up 2008 could be the worst yet.

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#2 3DayFinisher
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My god that is poor...
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#3 InstantClassic1
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that is awful
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#4 GodLovesDead
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It looks like the guys at Apple were a little intoxicated when writing that synposis.
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#5 TheSystemLord1
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lol toothed vagina jumping out at you from the dark...scaaarrryyyy
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#6 -PureDemon-
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With teeth?
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#7 LJS9502_basic  Online
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Too early to call that one. Have no fear Hollywood will offer up a lot of choices for that honor.

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#8 _ENFMA_
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:lol: I saw a trailer for this on TV. It looks funny, as in so-stupid-that-t's funny, funny
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#9 Greyhound222
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Oh my god,that's terrible,and the last lines treat it like a serious movie.:lol:
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#10 LikeHaterade
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Wow.....Just wow.......
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#11 Morphic
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How about that one movie One missed call? I guess you get a voice mail on your phone about your death? lol that sounds so lame. Kinda like Final Destination with cell phones...
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#13 muthsera666
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What? Who thinks of these things?
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#14 UnknownSniper65
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HAHAHAH....the vagina has teeth!!! HAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAHAH

ROFL the tagline is " Every Rose has its Thorns"

HAHAHAHAHAH

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#15 Hom3_Pwn3r
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OMG you guys have to watch the actual trailor her doctor is checking her out and goes "what the....what did you put in here???!!!!" lmao
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#16 kulmiye
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This film is nonsense..
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#17 muppet1010
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:|... :|... :lol:...

wow im going to watch that because you KNOW it will be funny :lol:

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#18 VanHelsingBoA64
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What about Killer Condom?
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#19 Apocalypse33
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ZOMG no joke i thought about this premise myself before lol
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#20 Hom3_Pwn3r
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What about Killer Condom?VanHelsingBoA64


"a conspiracy of conservatives" omg lmao
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#21 muppet1010
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What about Killer Condom?VanHelsingBoA64

yeah but thats intended as a comedy... teeth is meant to scare us :| probably a secret attempt to put young teenagers off sex too :P

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#22 Whight_Knight
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Permission to lol ?
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#23 Hom3_Pwn3r
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[QUOTE="VanHelsingBoA64"]What about Killer Condom?muppet1010

yeah but thats intended as a comedy... teeth is meant to scare us :| probably a secret attempt to put young teenagers off sex too :P



funny.....apparently it got a positive reaction at sundance film festival
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#24 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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One of my friends mentioned Teeth the other day. I didn't believe him at first. I thought that it sounded too ridiculous to be true.
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#25 Led_poison
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Yeah, Hollywood is running out of ideas
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#26 SaintLeonidas
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Yeah i hear about this acouple weeks back. Not sure what to think of it, but it has some reviews so far and theyve been fairly good.
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#27 jealentus
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With teeth?  -PureDemon-

LOL!!! A play on OP's sig

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#28 ElZilcho90
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...are you ******* kidding me? Holy Hell, I thought Meet the Spartans looked horrific. This looks to be an abomination against God and all other deities. Seriously, Odin's pissed right now.
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#29 fidosim
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What the hell? So it's basically a horror movie about a girl who grows teeth on her vajiin? :?
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#30 nintendo_fan675
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:lol: You have got to be kidding me seriously.
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#31 metallica_fan42
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Ya, that's a joke.
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#32 firebreathing
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lol toothed vagina jumping out at you from the dark...scaaarrryyyyTheSystemLord1

maybe it can spit blood XD

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#33 smarb001
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wow... i thought it would be a comedy, but its a horror movie roflmao

I can see it getting a 0 on rottentomatoes

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#34 Krigen89
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LOL een the synopsis is badly written and is missing a lot of spaces hahaha
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:question::|:question::|:lol:
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#36 sthadji
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Lol, wut? That has to be the weirdest plot ever.
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#37 maximusmmii
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:lol: are you serious? that looks hilarious!
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#38 memorials
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Anyone notice the top of the poster?
"the most alarming cautionairy tale for men since fatal attraction"

:lol: