Animal Face-Off, Bear or Gorilla?

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#1 Blazerdt47
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The human vs. gorilla thread I made a couple days ago could have been considered Animal face-off because that human looked like an animal, he was gross, so due to demand in that thread for bear vs. gorilla, here it is.

What do you think?


http://www.mynewplace.com/apartment-guide/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bear.jpg

VS.

http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/09/gorilla800-thumb-400x506.jpg

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#2 Smallville417
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Going with the Bear.

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#3 dodgerblue13
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Easy: after a failed gorilla press slam by the gorilla, the bear bear hugs aforementioned gorilla into submission.
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#4 McJugga
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Gorilla wins with a giant rock-throw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek
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#5 pierst179
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I would go with the Bear.

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#6 McJugga
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Wouldn't a full grown Kodiak bear be about 3 times heavier than a gorilla?
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#7 JustPlainLucas
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Tough to say. You would think the gorilla's stronger, but the bear has claws, and a strong bite... I'm calling for a draw.
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#8 msudude211
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[size=11]Bear. He's got massive claws and teeth compared to the gorilla[/size].
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#9 coolbeans90
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Oh, the bear. It's not even close to a fair match. The bear is far stronger than the Gorilla. I don't know how fast gorillas are, but some bears out sprint Olympic runners. The only thing I see a gorilla being able to do to slow his fate is to climb a tree and wait for the bear to catch up.

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#10 DeathStar17
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The gorilla looks cooler so lets go with that.
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#11 wallymartin
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A fight I might pay to see. (Discreetly, of course, cause it's probably illegal).

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#12 KHfanboy2
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Da bear

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#13 RAMRODtheMASTER
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Wouldn't a full grown Kodiak bear be about 3 times heavier than a gorilla?McJugga
Just about that, and he'd have massive claws. I'm going with the bear.
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#14 hiphopballer
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i think gorilla has an advantage cuz it can pick up stuff. bears have strong bites and huge claws so its a tie for me

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#15 auron_16
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I have to say bear. unless the gorilla in question is King Kong. Then, it's the gorilla.
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#16 Nethrana465
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Sarah Palin would win
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#17 Saturos3091
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Bear. Bear's have won against Lions, Gorillas, and other large predatory animals in fights due to their huge mass. They have a very high muscle density. Over ten times that of humans, and several times that of other large animals.

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#18 juden41
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Bear would probably win. Bears are fast runners, very strong, can climb trees, and have very sharp claws. I think a bear could just get a few good swipes on the gorilla's face and it would go down.
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#19 cyberdarkkid
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Bear would play around with the Gorilla and then kill him.
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#20 thusaha
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Bear.
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#21 cheesyjon
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They da man!

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#22 Buck_Hotep
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The bear shall win and it won't even be a fair fight.

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#23 carnifx
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Gorilla wins with a giant rock-throw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBekMcJugga

ROFL

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#24 MrGeezer
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I'm going with the bear. Sure gorillas are badass, but I don't think they stand a chance against those huge claws and teeth.

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#25 S3XYT1M3
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I'd go with gorilla because they are like huge people, but not as smart.

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#26 CrystalFox
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I'll go with the Bear. One bite to the neck, a claw to the eye, chest, etc. Game over folks. The only advantage I

see the Gorilla having is in the strength department, and depending on the type of bear he's facing, it isn't much.

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#27 MgamerBD
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Bears because lets be serious. If you meet one your screwed.
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#28 cheesyjon
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Bears because lets be serious. If you meet one your screwed.MgamerBD

No. Unless my friends are just hairy. Naww... let's be serious, they're bears.

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#29 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Bears because lets be serious. If you meet one your screwed.cheesyjon

No. Unless my friends are just hairy. Naww... let's be serious, they're bears.

I'm confused....are you trying to say your friends are hairy? Or are you saying your friends are bears?
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#30 Pixel-Pirate
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Bears because lets be serious. If you meet one your screwed.MgamerBD

No. Unless my friends are just hairy. Naww... let's be serious, they're bears.

I'm confused....are you trying to say your friends are hairy? Or are you saying your friends are bears?

I think it was a gay joke? I'm not sure....

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#31 jrhawk42
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I'm gonna say bear... unless gorillas have some crazy super tough skin that a bear couldn't claw through. I also think a bear can handle blunt force attacks pretty good.

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#32 th3warr1or
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The Bear. Massive claws, teeth, and a VERY strong jaw.
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#33 bebop013
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Bears. they've been taught to ride mopeds, unicycles, and use baseball bats. what can gorillas do? sign language. kidnap white women.
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#34 jpph
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well, the only thing the gorilla really has is agility, and intelligence.

im thinking that a gorilla could be trained to throw stuff like big rocks (like in the dumb video someone posted), and in that case the gorilla would probably win.

so it depends on whether the gorilla is educated. and well, if throwing rocks fails, bagpipes!

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#35 jpph
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Bears. they've been taught to ride mopeds, unicycles, and use baseball bats. what can gorillas do? sign language. kidnap white women. bebop013

and smash biplanes. it would be useful if the bear used one.

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#36 bebop013
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they only need be taught, they only need be taught.
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#37 racing1750
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Bear, but the gorilla would give him a run for his money.
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#38 HitomiChan
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the bear would maul and claw the gorilla.. i think. i dont know. its gonna be a close fight.

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#39 Barbariser
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Depending on the matchup, the Bear may be a good 3 times more massive and about 50% taller than its opponent here. They're also very resistant to bullets (pistol shots that would drop a human have been utterly ineffectual on those things) and possess a much more powerful selection of natural weapons as well as far more willingness to actually use them. Gorillas for all their apparent competitiveness are still herbivores first and foremost.

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#40 iginlawasup
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The bear. The bear can weigh 3 times as much as the gorilla (some in Alaska, British Columbia and the Yukon can grow to 1500 Ibs) While the Gorilla can grow to 400 pounds.

Grizzly's can grow up to 8 feet while the gorilla can only grow up to maybe 6 feet. Gorilla can run 40 km while bears can run 56 km. The bear has teeth as does the gorilla, but the bear has 3-4 inch claws. The bear is stronger. The bear wins all the way.

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#41 Snipes_2
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I'm going with the Bear.