Pet... or prostitute?
Animal shagging. What a controversial topic.
How do you feel about it? Do you know anyone who shags animals?
I for one have found myself in a very strange scenario, as one of my best friends is apparently an animal lover. I found out accidentally you see: I was looking through his purse (it's european) one day in search of some tic tacs when I came across a picture of him and a dog embracing in what appeared to be a loving manner. The dog was naked.
I felt very upset and really wasn't able to carry on a conversation with him without thinking about the fact that he might be an animal lover.
But I needed more conclusive evidence, so I checked his wallet and there it was, a card from some organization known as the "Humane Society" which, by all appearances, is an animal brothel where animals are sold to a variety of well to do shagmeisters for sex.
I was mortified of course, and the deeper I dug, the darker this tale became.
As I did some research, I came across something called a "kennel" which I have found is a place where dogs are trained to be street prostitutes. I was stunned when I first learned this but as I thought about, it became more and more obvious:
There is a secret animal prostitution ring in the United States of America.
Think about it: Where do you most commonly see dogs? In the streets of the city of course.
And where do you most commonly see prostitutes? In the streets of the city of course.
So if prostitutes are found in the streets of the city, and dogs are found in the streets of the city, then there must be prositute dogs in the streets of the city, I mean that just good old Aristolean logic y'know? A is B and all that jazz.
And it's not just dogs, oh no, it's racoons and cats and chipmunks (yes, you just read that) and antelope and meese (plural for moose), and lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my, this is this REALITY!
Forget about the morality of humans and animals shagging for a second, and realize that prositution is wrong NO MATTER WHAT.
Look at the animals on this page:
Each of those animals is 99.9% guranteed to have been in America, and, as such, is 100% guranteed to have had intercourse with a human being. No, stop, don't try and get out of this with logic, that is the reality we are facing, and only you can stop animal prostitution.
I hereby request that all of you go picket the Humane society and all kennels until they stop their animal pimping, and let them be what all animals are meant to be: Food, er, I mean, free.
-jethrovegas
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