........any advancement on toilet paper yet?

..........So sick of wiping,

maybe some kind of squirter and robot arm scrubber maybe?

Yeah. The three shells. Kid-Icarus-

well if i dont know how to use the three sea shells will Rob Schneider spring outta nowhere and mock me for it?

Yeah. The three shells. Kid-Icarus-

I never understood how those worked.

[QUOTE="Kid-Icarus-"]Yeah. The three shells. gillri

well if i dont know how to use the three sea shells will Rob Schneider spring outta nowhere and mock me for it?

Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|RPG10080

what if it malfunctions... that's my butt you're talking about ...

[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|princess1087

what if it malfunctions... that's my butt you're talking about ...

That only happens if you get ass interference. If it does malfunction, anything could happen. Loss of ass, loss of its control, broken cheek, feces coming out sideways, urinary problems, the toliet not accpeting the toliet paper, anything can happen :P!

AND THAT EVERYONE!!! IS THE DEFINITION OF LAZY! :roll:

A3trix

Your the definition of lazy.

See, this is why I stoped going to the bathroom...it's too much of a hassle.

The PS3 came out roughly a year ago...rimnet00

That's a pretty expensive butt wiping utensil.

[QUOTE="A3trix"]

AND THAT EVERYONE!!! IS THE DEFINITION OF LAZY! :roll:

Sonir77

Your the definition of lazy.

Your mom is the definition of lazy.

What alternatives are there besides that bidet thing?

Pull a Demolition Man with the three seashells.

[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|princess1087

what if it malfunctions... that's my butt you're talking about ...

[QUOTE="Sonir77"][QUOTE="A3trix"]

AND THAT EVERYONE!!! IS THE DEFINITION OF LAZY! :roll:

bigfatcrap

Your the definition of lazy.

Your mom is the definition of lazy.

Oh, SNAP! No you DIDN'T just go there!

Anyone see that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Frylock Kills Carl with a toilet powered by a jet engine? We need one of those toilets. ventaxon

Screw the toilet. I'd want that robot armor he hooked Carl up to just before the episode ended.

[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|princess1087

what if it malfunctions... that's my butt you're talking about ...

Then you would be screwed... litterally :shock:

[QUOTE="ventaxon"]Anyone see that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Frylock Kills Carl with a toilet powered by a jet engine? We need one of those toilets. Eman5805

Screw the toilet. I'd want that robot armor he hooked Carl up to just before the episode ended.

You mean a toy truck :P?

YES!!! Get the toilet with the jet engine, then you can do a real brown bomber and just imagine the impact it will have on anything it hits, the tallest stall will never compare to its power; but then again your still gonna need some good toilet paper to clean up the impact area.

edit: whats a bidet exactly?

YES!!! Get the toilet with the jet engine, then you can do a real brown bomber and just imagine the impact it will have on anything it hits, the tallest stall will never compare to its power; but then again your still gonna need some good toilet paper to clean up the impact area.

edit: whats a bidet exactly?

-JinRoh-

It's essentially an ass fountain. Ironically, there was an epidemic in Japan where they were catching fire.