Every so often in somebody's sig or on there myspace they have the "92% of teens have moved on to rap, if your one of the 8% that still listens to real music, put this in your sig".
Then a few minutes later you see one that says "92% of Teens have moved onto rock, if your one of the 8% still listen to rap music, put this in your sig."
The percentages are blatantly made up. It just gets on my nerves when i see the one about 92% rock and then one about 92% rap, and the two blatantly contradict each other. I dunno, maybe its just me being weird.
The worst ones are on YouTube. Hang on, I'll just fetch one.
In 1932 a little girl named Suzie was walking down the hall of an hotel. A crazy man killed herby stabbing her in the back of the head and throwing her body in the elevator. While he closed the elevator doors he said the words BAKUDA BAKUDA. Now that you have read this message. her dead body will appear in your rooom unless you do this: retype this message on 3 other videos sorry guys im superstitiousmajams19
The bloody things are everywhere. I should have died and/or been raped countless times by this crap by now.
Let's be honest - more people listen to the abomination that is rap. My sig is right.
bangell99
except that it isn't in terms of statistics. Sure rap is popular, especially among young people, but those numbers are grossly exaggerated and made up.
85% percent of Americans have at least a 3rd grade education. If you're part of the 30% who don't, put this in your sig. :P EDIT: Ah, I see I've been beaten to the joke. Whoops.
95% of people have no clue what DOS is. If you are part of the 5% who do, type copy STAT c:\mysig and then write a batch file labeled $Rt.bat to add it every time to your sig. Don't forget to turn echo off.
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