Apparently there is a new way to get a girl pregnant

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#1 deactivated-594be627b82ba
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:shock:

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#2 JML897
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Her husband must be whipped as hell if he's going along with it.
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#3 M4Ntan
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where is the onion logo at?

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#4 DroidPhysX
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Reminds me of the episode of My Name is Earl of Joy's explanation of the baby being black.
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#5 Just-Breathe
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Seems like it would fit in a typical episode of Jeremy Kyle

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#6 foxhound_fox
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Oh the excuses some people can weave for infidelity. I wonder if the husband believes her.
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#7 zeldaluff
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Ugh I hate when that happens.

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#8 M4Ntan
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When I saw Avatar something like this happened to me

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#9 Kcube
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I think its true..3D porno gets you preggo with black babies.
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#10 Fightingfan
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Damn..., all those Micheal Bay films must be getting to those Americans :P
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#11 XilePrincess
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She must have married somebody seriously inbred if he believes her. How can anyone be that stupid? Time for a Maury appearance, I think.
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#12 bobbetybob
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Clearly this is 100% real.
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#13 Feryraiser
Member since 2009 • 1574 Posts

No way...

like serioulsy who would belive this?

He should make her get a DNA test of the "male lead" of the film and compare it, if they dont match well then its obviously a lie...

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#14 ZumaJones07
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Maybe Michael Jackson magically impregnated her from the beyond so that he could be reincarnated as a white child. Fail.
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#15 theone86
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Best excuse for a baby that's obviously not the father's since immaculate conception.

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#16 Dogswithguns
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Old news.. and yeah she lied.
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#17 Mister_Mackey
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This can't possibly be real.
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#18 Sunfyre7896
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3D porn. . . . Uhhh, it's called SEX. . . LOL . . . I like the "I only went this once to see how it looked in 3D" with her girlfriends. Who goes to porn with your friends? HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe

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#19 megagene
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Old news.. and yeah she lied.Dogswithguns
Yeah, isn't this from last year?
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#20 arad96
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Sounds reasonable.

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#21 ExoticAnimal
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Just man up and admit that you had an affair. Why do people have to be so afraid of telling the truth? :roll:
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#22 BPoole96
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Should have said she got raped but didn't report it because she was embarrassed but has strong views against abortion

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#23 balfe1990
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If the bloke believes her, maybe it's best for the continuation of the human race that's it's not his kid.

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#24 WSGRandomPerson
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That's how I was conceived.

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#25 Maniacc1
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Her husband must be whipped as hell if he's going along with it. JML897
No, he's just an idiot.
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#26 dagreenfish
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Wow! Good thing I found out about this. Definitely gonna change my weekend plans. It just isn't worth the risk...
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#27 SquirrelTamer
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There is 3D porn now?? Awesome where do I sign up?

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#28 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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I guess I should wear condoms to 3D films so I make sure I don't get STDs.

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#29 branketra
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Triflin woman.
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#30 XileLord
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Pretty old but interesting, she obviously cheated on her husband.

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#31 T_REX305
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Just man up and admit that you had an affair. Why do people have to be so afraid of telling the truth? :roll:ExoticAnimal

What I was thinking.

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#32 lexika
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LOL!!!!!! That's sooooo funny!!!!
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#33 DarkGamer007
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I find it more scary that we let someone who doesn't understand how the human reporduction system work, operate firearms and hundreds of millions of dollars of equipment...

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#34 SPBoss
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WTF that guy is an idiot someone slap him.. or is this from theonion? hope it is coz humans cant be that thick:/
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#35 Overlord93
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And this guy is in the army...............and they give him a gun? :lol: It's an old story, but it's a classic and always makes me laugh.
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#36 epicman129
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I just lawled so hard!!!

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#37 soulless4now
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Triflin woman.BranKetra
Haven't heard that word in awhile. :lol:
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#38 racing1750
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lol, what an excuse.
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#39 comp_atkins
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onion?
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#40 Feryraiser
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And this guy is in the army...............and they give him a gun? :lol: It's an old story, but it's a classic and always makes me laugh.Overlord93

i agree with his logic i mean...

come on bro use that head of yours to think O_o (the guy who belived his wife's story)

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#41 O_Positve
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onion?comp_atkins

No, the Sensacionalista:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/

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#42 Bikouchu35
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Wow, same thing happened to me except the opposite in this case when I watched avatar 3d extended cut blu ray. I got that Neytiri girl pregnant at the deleted scenes part, gosh it was so real, it happened too quickly :\ I didnt mean for it to happen. Then that jake sulli guy started chasing me after that, and that was about the time I needed a bathroom break so I pressed paused, dodged a bullet there.

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#43 WiiMan21
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Hahahaha wow I really hope no one believes her, the black baby kind of gave it away too.

I wonder if they even bothered with a DNA test.

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#44 MrMe1000
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im pretty sure that is a photoshop

the picture looks wierd to me

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#45 leafs_ducks
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LOLZ, BS!

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#46 MrsSolidSnake
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Saw this on facebook. While funny, it is true. That's how I had my child.

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#47 Kcube
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Saw this on facebook. While funny, it is true. That's how I had my child.

MrsSolidSnake
SO I can get a girl preggo just by linking her to 3D porno? Time to replicate myself more :P
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#48 MrsSolidSnake
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]

Saw this on facebook. While funny, it is true. That's how I had my child.

Kcube

SO I can get a girl preggo just by linking her to 3D porno? Time to replicate myself more :P

Of course.

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#49 mAArdman
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Is the kid in 3D as well?
OhHo!

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#50 pygmahia5
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"i see no reason not to believe as these 3D films are very lifelike" :lol: that got me.