Archeologists uncover first known **** caveman.

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#1 ramealdabest
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http://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/-/odd/9154016/archeologists-find-gay-skeleton

Scientists say that they have uncovered the first known gay caveman 5000 years after his death.

Archeologists have uncovered the grave of a man they believed to have died between 2900 and 2500 B.C. and was seemingly buried in a way that suggests he was homosexual.

The skeleton of the man, found during an excavation in the Czech Republic, was found on his left side with his head facing west, buried with household jugs and no weapons.

An oval-shaped jug was also found near the feet of the skeleton.

During that period, men were traditionally buried with weapons, hammers and flint knives, and their bodies were placed on their right side with the head facing east.

Women were interred with their bodies on the left, head facing west, and buried with necklaces made from teeth, pets, and copper earrings, as well as domestic jugs and an egg-shaped pot placed near the feet.

Scientists are certain that the body placement was not a mistake, as customs were very strict on burial and funerals at the time.

"From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake," said lead researcher Kamila Remisova Vesinova.

"Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transvestite. What we see here does not add up to traditional Corded Ware cultural norms."

There had been previous skeletons discovered where a female warrior had been buried like a man, and Siberian shamans, or witch doctors, had been buried in a similar way to the gay caveman, another member of the archaeological team, Katerina Semradova, said.

"This later discovery was neither of those. We believe this is one of the earliest cases of what could be described as a transvestite or third-gender grave in the Czech Republic."

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#2 Lto_thaG
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"and was seemingly buried in a way that suggests he was homosexual."

:lol:

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#3 Jolt_counter119
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What a load of bs.

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#4 ramealdabest
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"and was seemingly buried in a way that suggests he was homosexual."

:lol:

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:lol: Yea I laughed hard aswell. Maybe they just got lazy and did a quick job :P?

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Women were interred with their bodies on the left, head facing west, and buried with necklaces made from teeth, pets, and copper earrings, as well as domestic jugs and an egg-shaped pot placed near the feet.

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#6 v13_KiiLtz
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Nice
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#7 tenaka2
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If he was wearing a manbag i'd be more convinced.

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Dead fabulous.

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#9 Urworstnhtmare
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He is not the first known gay caveman. They cannot scientifically prove that he was gay :roll:

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#10 ZumaJones07
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He is not the first known gay caveman. They cannot scientifically prove that he was gay :roll:

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Gay carbon atoms. They spin the other way.
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#11 YellowOneKinobi
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Thank you for my morning chuckle. :lol:

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#12 tenaka2
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He is not the first known gay caveman. They cannot scientifically prove that he was gay :roll:

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Can you scientifically prove that anyone is gay

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#13 kayoticdreamz
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science fail.
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#14 YellowOneKinobi
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science fail.kayoticdreamz
Biased Junk Science Fail.
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#15 APiranhaAteMyVa
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"and was seemingly buried in a way that suggests he was homosexual."

:lol:

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lol that's awesome

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[QUOTE="Urworstnhtmare"]

He is not the first known gay caveman. They cannot scientifically prove that he was gay :roll:

tenaka2

Can you scientifically prove that anyone is gay

Not too my knowledge, so how does anyone, beyond a shadow of a doubt prove that this caveman was gay They can't, and so its speculated. This does not make him the earliest gay man discovered...

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#17 Steak_And_Eggs
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That's pretty hilarious.
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#18 Konekomaru
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Reminds me of the Dirtfoot episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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#19 surrealnumber5
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Reminds me of the Dirtfoot episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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#20 tenaka2
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[QUOTE="tenaka2"]

[QUOTE="Urworstnhtmare"]

He is not the first known gay caveman. They cannot scientifically prove that he was gay :roll:

Urworstnhtmare

Can you scientifically prove that anyone is gay

Not too my knowledge, so how does anyone, beyond a shadow of a doubt prove that this caveman was gay They can't, and so its speculated. This does not make him the earliest gay man discovered...

To be fair, I don't think being gay is something that any one person started. All species have gays, its always existed.

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#21 kuraimen
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pfft this is a way to "sell" science but actually does it a disservice.
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#22 Urworstnhtmare
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[QUOTE="Urworstnhtmare"]

[QUOTE="tenaka2"]

Can you scientifically prove that anyone is gay

tenaka2

Not too my knowledge, so how does anyone, beyond a shadow of a doubt prove that this caveman was gay They can't, and so its speculated. This does not make him the earliest gay man discovered...

To be fair, I don't think being gay is something that any one person started. All species have gays, its always existed.

The archielogoists and I were just saying discovered. ie, They are claiming to have discovered the earliest known gay caveman, while Im claiming there is no diffinitive proof that the caveman was even gay and therefore can not be the first known gay caveman. There may have been gay cavemen well before. We can never be sure.

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#23 ferrari2001
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What a load of BS. Scientists doing what they do best, making **** up to prove a political agenda.
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#24 tenaka2
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I think its insulting on a number of levels. The suggestion being that if your buried with kitchen related paraphernalia your either a women or gay
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#25 GazaAli
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What a load of bs.

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lol indeed I don't know why this is a groundbreaking discovery.
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#26 GazaAli
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He is not the first known gay caveman. They cannot scientifically prove that he was gay :roll:

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they can test his...you know for traces of...you know
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#27 Serraph105
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well its good to know they gave him equal treatment when it came to burials

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#28 xTheExploited
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[QUOTE="tenaka2"]I think its insulting on a number of levels. The suggestion being that if your buried with kitchen related paraphernalia your either a women or gay

This is from 5000 years ago. Like it or not but for most of history, this is what its been like and to be quite frank it still stands fairly true today. No where near to the extent of the past but its still quite significant.
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#29 Theokhoth
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We probably found the first gay caveman years ago; we just don't know it.
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#30 tenaka2
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[QUOTE="tenaka2"]I think its insulting on a number of levels. The suggestion being that if your buried with kitchen related paraphernalia your either a women or gayxTheExploited
This is from 5000 years ago. Like it or not but for most of history, this is what its been like and to be quite frank it still stands fairly true today. No where near to the extent of the past but its still quite significant.

I was being facetious, I can see the science behind the announcement :)
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[QUOTE="xTheExploited"][QUOTE="tenaka2"]I think its insulting on a number of levels. The suggestion being that if your buried with kitchen related paraphernalia your either a women or gaytenaka2
This is from 5000 years ago. Like it or not but for most of history, this is what its been like and to be quite frank it still stands fairly true today. No where near to the extent of the past but its still quite significant.

I was being facetious, I can see the science behind the announcement :)

Oh, sometimes hard to tell through text. My bad. :P
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...wow....but it's teh science...it can't be wrong!....*facepalm*.... more importantly..was he married?.....I think we need to have a Gay Caveman Marriage Thread.....
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#33 chicknfeet
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Is it possible that some cavemen had a sense of humor? Perhaps a final joke to some guy they enjoyed ****ing with? Hmmm
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#34 YellowOneKinobi
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Kind of reminds me of the Geico commercials.........

Homosexuality......so easy, even a cave man can do it.

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#35 Netherscourge
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"An oval-shaped jug was also found near the feet of the skeleton."

DEAD GIVEAWAY!

He's 100% gay!!!

No straight dude would be caught dead with pottery!

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...wow....but it's teh science...it can't be wrong!....*facepalm*.... more importantly..was he married?.....I think we need to have a Gay Caveman Marriage Thread.....Omni-Slash

I think it was more of a free love society.

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#37 hartsickdiscipl
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I'd like them to explain how someone who is supposed to have lived only 5000 years ago could be considered a "caveman." The Sumerian civilization had been thriving for thousands of years at that point, according to mainstream historians.

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What a load of BS. Scientists doing what they do best, making **** up to prove a political agenda. ferrari2001
You don't know the first thing about science or scientists.
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#39 tenaka2
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I'd like them to explain how someone who is supposed to have lived only 5000 years ago could be considered a "caveman." The Sumerian civilization had been thriving for thousands of years at that point, according to mainstream historians.

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Depends on where you are, China had reading writting and poetry when weastern european people lived in caves.

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#40 foxhound_fox
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That is a LOT of inference.

But it really doesn't need evidence, given homosexuality is so prevalent in nature.

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#41 lamprey263
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I heard about this, sounds like the person was at least transgender but that does mean they're gay as today most transgenders are actually attracted to people of the opposite sex, I also hear it could have been representative of third gender, as gender is socially proscribed, and this society may have had a third gender, I know that's hard for some people to comprehend as we're used to modern social prescribed compulsory binaries regarding sex, gender, and sexual orientation.
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#42 m25105
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That article is 6 days late.

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#43 comp_atkins
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maybe they didn't like him and they were ----in with him after he died....
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#44 Omni-Slash
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btw...wouldn't the most logical assumption be that it was disturbed by somone looking for valuables or something?...seems like such a stretch...
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He is not the first known gay caveman. They cannot scientifically prove that he was gay :roll:

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Well he was impeccably dressed.
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#46 mariomaster16
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sounds like they're really stretching for this one.

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#47 fidosim
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He can't be confirmed gay until they confirm that he would have spoken with a lithp.
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#48 MissLibrarian
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Well I guess this at least explains why I can't get into my kitchen to make sammidges due to all the homosexuals in there playing with my pots.

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#49 lowkey254
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2 problems

during 2500 B.C. there were "civilized" of humans all over the world.

how can they know that he was gay that's a dumb assumption/theory...

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#50 hartsickdiscipl
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2 problems

during 2500 B.C. there were "civilized" of humans all over the world.

how can they know that he was gay that's a dumb assumption/theory...

lowkey254

Exactly.