Are there any vampires on Gamespot?

No, but I'm a vampire hunter! :o

*prepares shotgun and cross*

Nope but i was mauled by a bear and had the similar sensation you had.

Life must really suck with that blood diet thing your race has.Kikouken

Nice one. ;)

No, but I'm a vampire hunter! :o

*prepares shotgun and cross*

DJ-Lafleur

Shotguns and crosses don't work on real vampires.

Pathetic mortal humans...

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

No, but I'm a vampire hunter! :o

*prepares shotgun and cross*

Meeeko

Shotguns and crosses don't work on real vampires.

Pathetic mortal humans...

I know AIDS does.

Some random girl bit me one time. Does that count?harashawn

:lol:

What a memorable thread.

Some random girl bit me one time. Does that count?harashawn

[QUOTE="dissonantblack"]no but i'm a werewolf if that's ok with you. [/QUOTE

It's better then being a vile daywalker.

I mean real, true vampires. I am.

I had my awakening when I was 17. Meeeko

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

No, but I'm a vampire hunter! :o

*prepares shotgun and cross*

Meeeko

Shotguns and crosses don't work on real vampires.

Pathetic mortal humans...

Oh, that so?

*takes out vampire killer*

All those hours of playing castlevania shall not go to waste! :x

I hope when people say they are a vampire that they are joking. Because otherwise that's just sad.Nerd_Man

This thread is joking, but a few years ago there were a bunch of guys I knew that were seriously saying these things. I wanted to kill them.

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Shotguns and crosses don't work on real vampires.

Pathetic mortal humans...

Meeeko

[QUOTE="dissonantblack"]no but i'm a werewolf if that's ok with you. Meeeko

It's better then being a vile daywalker.

lol

If we're so pathetic and vile then why did you bother making a thread to share this with us? I would assume we aren't worth your time? :roll:

Also, do vampires play video games? If not then what are you doing here? :P

[QUOTE="Meeeko"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="Meeeko"]

[QUOTE="dissonantblack"]no but i'm a werewolf if that's ok with you. black_cat19

It's better then being a vile daywalker.

lol

If we're so pathetic and vile then why did you bother making a thread to share this with us? I would assume we aren't worth your time? :roll:

Also, do vampires play video games? If not then what are you doing here? :P

Virgin blood is the tastiest :P

[QUOTE="harashawn"]Some random girl bit me one time. Does that count?muffincakes87

:lol:

What a memorable thread.

It sure was. 

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="Meeeko"]

It's better then being a vile daywalker.

black_tempest

lol

If we're so pathetic and vile then why did you bother making a thread to share this with us? I would assume we aren't worth your time? :roll:

Also, do vampires play video games? If not then what are you doing here? :P

Virgin blood is the tastiest :P

Well naturally. There's less of a chance of catching one of those nasty Sexually Transmitted diseases.

[QUOTE="Meeeko"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="Meeeko"]

[QUOTE="dissonantblack"]no but i'm a werewolf if that's ok with you. black_cat19

It's better then being a vile daywalker.

lol

If we're so pathetic and vile then why did you bother making a thread to share this with us? I would assume we aren't worth your time? :roll:

Also, do vampires play video games? If not then what are you doing here? :P

We vampires play only one sacred game. If you wish to try it out, beware only few survive its horror.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines...

I mean real, true vampires. I am.

I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.

He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.

When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.Meeeko

Go support MCDONALDS, VAMPIRE SCUM.

[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

[QUOTE="Meeeko"]

It's better then being a vile daywalker.

Meeeko

lol

If we're so pathetic and vile then why did you bother making a thread to share this with us? I would assume we aren't worth your time? :roll:

Also, do vampires play video games? If not then what are you doing here? :P

We vampires play only one sacred game. If you wish to try it out, beware only few survive its horror.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines...

Sacred GAMES! :lol:

Oh that's rich, this thread delivers. :lol:

Lol i googled the name, and appearently on a whole bunch of different forums the EXACT same story happened to other people, with the EXACT same wordingDr_Brocoli

Enjoy your copypasta.

No, but I bet you can find baby-eaters (like myself) all over the place, since a lot of us are atheistic. :oaliblabla2007

You sir, have good taste.

This all sounds so familiar...oh that's right:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62/bbv4life/hello-bbv-86707/

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=300546

This all sounds so familiar...oh that's right:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62/bbv4life/hello-bbv-86707/

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=300546

N8A

Those copy cats. :O

*opens mouth* *reveals fangs*

GS needs a /b/ raid...

The "aids blood" gave me a lol, and so did the copypasta

I don't know if this guy actually thinks he's a vampire, but it's worth watching for a few lolz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqpEpnNDoK4

no but i'm a werewolf if that's ok with you. dissonantblack

Lycantropes and vampires are mortal enemies, everybody knows that :roll:

I'm no vampire, but I am a vile creature of the night :oops:

You're a vampire? Cool.

I've got a crossbow that fires stakes which are made out of silver, shaped like crucifixes, and are dipped in garlic laced holy water. 

audiogoat don't insult the wonderful creatures of the night

WHOEVER HERE IS A VAMPIRE I DESPISE WHOEVER DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU

You have no powers.

Psychological delusions of being a vampire is a sign of weakness and insecurity of being yourself inside of your culture. We see this among people who believe they are actually other animals, such as tigers, lizards, etc.

This may grant you a sense of power, but it's not real. But, I don't discredit your experiences. IF this is how you get through the day, and feel satisfied with life. By all means. There is nothing wrong with rejecting the culture you were born into, as long as it doesn't lead to harming others.

No but I am a clove of garlic, we should hang out.KG86

This is where Italian Vampires have the distinct advantage.

[QUOTE="dissonantblack"]no but i'm a werewolf if that's ok with you. [/QUOTE

It's better then being a vile daywalker.

Meeeko

You have no powers.

Psychological delusions of being a vampire is a sign of weakness and insecurity of being yourself inside of your culture. We see this among people who believe they are actually other animals, such as tigers, lizards, etc.

This may grant you a sense of power, but it's not real. But, I don't discredit your experiences. IF this is how you get through the day, and feel satisfied with life. By all means. There is nothing wrong with rejecting the culture you were born into, as long as it doesn't lead to harming others.

EMOEVOLUTION

Do you have to try and ruin everything?? :|