Are you having sex?

Because I haven't in awhile. I don't know why, though.

No, sitting on a couch with black coffee.

Go to prison. You will have sex everyday 🙂

I thought that was only when you dropped the soap.

Yes. But to be fair, gay dudes have it easy in the sex department.

Yes. She's really pissed that I'm posting at the same time, but it is what it is. The internet waits for no man.

Not at this specific moment. It would be weird to be posting here during that.

I wish I was.