Are you married?

Are you? Because I am!

With Satan.

@theidiotsun: Wow! Interesting.

@pokemonexpert45: Congratulations! Are you newly wed?

@girlusocrazy: Nope. Not newlyweds.

@pokemonexpert45: In that case congratulations on a lasting marriage!

@girlusocrazy: Thanks a bunch!

Yes

No, I'm not married. I couldn't handle a marriage or a relationship right now.