Are you worthy of His grace? (56k)

I of course refer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured above).

After all, the irrefutable* evidence surely points towards a designer, with meatballs and large noodly appendages.

Will you repent your sins and accept His noodly embrace?

Please Note: This topic's purpose is evangelism. Please keep the discussion around faith-based subjects; i.e. FSM, Pirates, the Gospel of the FSM, etc. And, of course, the poll question. Also, please refrain from disruptive posting. Thank you.

*irrefutable because it cannot be 100% disproven

I hate the FSM. It's insulting and only proves how ignorant some atheists are. harashawn

Someone's cranky this morning!

My poor, dear brainwashed person, educated people all know that belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster is merely a delusion propagated by mind viruses called memes. If your parents didn't believe it and push you into it, you wouldn't believe it, either, because you'd know just how ridiculous belief in things actually is. So give up on your silly fath and enjoy your life.

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"] It was a parody religion to oppose the teaching of intelligent design in schools. Nothing wrong with that I think :)harashawn

Of course I am! I looooooove pasta!

My poor, dear brainwashed person, educated people all know that belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster is merely a delusion propagated by mind viruses called memes. If your parents didn't believe it and push you into it, you wouldn't believe it, either, because you'd know just how ridiculous belief in things actually is. So give up on your silly fath and enjoy your life.

Theokhoth

I am not worthy to stand in His saucy presence.

Heh. How exactly has it been taken too far?

Funky_Llama

I guessyou've never visited the website.

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

My poor, dear brainwashed person, educated people all know that belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster is merely a delusion propagated by mind viruses called memes. If your parents didn't believe it and push you into it, you wouldn't believe it, either, because you'd know just how ridiculous belief in things actually is. So give up on your silly fath and enjoy your life.

Vandalvideo

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]Heh. How exactly has it been taken too far?

harashawn

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

My poor, dear brainwashed person, educated people all know that belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster is merely a delusion propagated by mind viruses called memes. If your parents didn't believe it and push you into it, you wouldn't believe it, either, because you'd know just how ridiculous belief in things actually is. So give up on your silly fath and enjoy your life.

Vandalvideo

. . . . .No comment. >_>

*irrefutable because it cannot be 100% disproven

metroidfood

Exactly! Those who say the FSM doesn't exist are epic fail.

I bought the Chronicles of the Rigatoni to my wife the other day. She is now enlightened by His Boiliness. :)

And you'd be wrong. Now, you were about to say how it's been taken too far, I believe...?Funky_Llama

FSM!! R-AMEN!!KyleMorrison

:lol: OMG!! That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. :lol:

[QUOTE="metroidfood"]

*irrefutable because it cannot be 100% disproven

Gamer4Iife

Exactly! Those who say the FSM doesn't exist are epic fail.

I bought the Chronicles of the Rigatoni to my wife the other day. She is now enlightened by His Boiliness. :)

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]And you'd be wrong. Now, you were about to say how it's been taken too far, I believe...?harashawn

Hear hear! Sock 'em for Science and Reason!

Of course I am! I looooooove pasta!

Teenaged

What's wrong with Greek Orthodoxy?

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]And you'd be wrong. Now, you were about to say how it's been taken too far, I believe...?harashawn

They can mock religion all they want. Freedom of speech, you see.Funky_Llama

Most of them don't know anything about religion, yet they're mocking it.

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]They can mock religion all they want. Freedom of speech, you see.harashawn

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

Of course I am! I looooooove pasta!

entropyecho

What's wrong with Greek Orthodoxy?

Hum, you might not know but I am agnostic (probably deist and anti-religious). At least now that is... :P

:lol: And why exactly should they be punched in the face?Funky_Llama

oh yea flying magic walking on water, talking through bushes man believable, but flying spaghetti unbelievable, atleast we can see spaghetti xD

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

Of course I am! I looooooove pasta!

Teenaged

What's wrong with Greek Orthodoxy?

Hum, you might not know but I am agnostic (probably deist and anti-religious). At least now that is... :P

Make room on the trunk of your car for this: spazzx625

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]:lol: And why exactly should they be punched in the face?harashawn

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

What's wrong with Greek Orthodoxy?

Funky_Llama

Hum, you might not know but I am agnostic (probably deist and anti-religious). At least now that is... :P

I was just trying to show him appr. where I stand. :P

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]:lol: And why exactly should they be punched in the face?harashawn

What about the religious people that mock science - should they get punched in the face?

I ate some Spaghetti and meatballs recently, am I in trouble with the FSM?Avistann

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]What's wrong with it? :?

Hum, you might not know but I am agnostic (probably deist and anti-religious). At least now that is... :P

Teenaged

I was just trying to show him appr. where I stand. :P

What about the religious people that mock science - should they get punched in the face?

entropyecho

[QUOTE="metroidfood"]

*irrefutable because it cannot be 100% disproven

Gamer4Iife

Exactly! Those who say the FSM doesn't exist are epic fail.

I bought the Chronicles of the Rigatoni to my wife the other day. She is now enlightened by His Boiliness. :)

[QUOTE="Avistann"]I ate some Spaghetti and meatballs recently, am I in trouble with the FSM?Teenaged

[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]:lol: And why exactly should they be punched in the face?entropyecho

What about the religious people that mock science - should they get punched in the face?

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]Huh. Agnostic theism?

Funky_Llama

I was just trying to show him appr. where I stand. :P

:P Anyway I guess it fits me, but I am very reluctant to describe me with terms. I would rather give you a full explanatory paragraph without those words at all. :P

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]What about the religious people that mock science - should they get punched in the face?

harashawn