Atheist what would you do if you got sent to hell?

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#1 slipknot0129
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Atheists if yougot sentto hell after you died what would you do? Im not saying hell exist but if you went to hell. We all know hell doesnt exist but if it did somehow exist I wouldnt know what to do. Im just interested what you would do in that situation.

People know that zombies dont exist but we like talking about what you would do in that situation,I think we need to talk about what you would do if yougot sentto hell after you die and what you would do.

If hell's like christians say it is then I will have to feel all the pain of a fire for all eternity. Just 2 seconds would seem like a eternity of pain. All I would know to do is be scared. I would try to look into myself for the answers to get out of hell and not god.If I sent myself there then there should be a way to get out.

Also what advice would you give to another atheist that got sent to hell?

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#2 BiancaDK
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First things first; I'd stop being an atheist
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#3 l4dak47
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Talk to the devil and find a way to bring down God. I have all the time I could possibly need.
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#4 gubrushadow
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nothing they can do im afraid :? they wnt have time to think when they are burning right ? :roll:
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#5 comp_atkins
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burn i guess
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#6 Sajo7
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Probably what the OP described, of course with all the monotheistic religions out there statistically most of us are screwed.
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#7 Lonelynight
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Is it possible to become one of Satan's minions?
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#8 doom3lv
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I am an Atheist Christian. there is no heaven or hell. There is earth and then nothing....
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#9 cybrcatter
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I'd sweet talk Lucifer to get on his good side and become one of his top henchman.
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#10 ReaperV7
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I am an Atheist Christian. there is no heaven or hell. There is earth and then nothing....doom3lv
I am straight homosexual....see where i am going with this?
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#11 gubrushadow
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I am an Atheist Christian. there is no heaven or hell. There is earth and then nothing....doom3lv
whats an Atheist Christian ?? :roll:
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#12 GazaAli
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Waiting for witty comments :roll:
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#13 thahomiene5tle
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First thought: "Uh oh"......:cry:

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Is it possible to become one of Satan's minions?Lonelynight
Of course :twisted:
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#15 Morphic
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lol what could we do?

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#16 ThePerro
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Atheist what would you do if you got sent to hell?

I'd say "Sorry, don't believe in it".

Heh but I'm not atheist, but if I was, that's what I'd say.

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It's not that bad, although the economy is kind of crappy. But there are worse places than Hell, Michigan.

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#18 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="doom3lv"]I am an Atheist Christian. there is no heaven or hell. There is earth and then nothing....gubrushadow
whats an Atheist Christian ?? :roll:

Follows the teaching of Jesus but doesn't believe in the Christian God.

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#19 gubrushadow
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Is it possible to become one of Satan's minions?Lonelynight
you're already in Satan's lair :lol:
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[QUOTE="doom3lv"]I am an Atheist Christian. there is no heaven or hell. There is earth and then nothing....gubrushadow
whats an Atheist Christian ?? :roll:

I guess you dont believe god is a god but you worship them.

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#21 doom3lv
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[QUOTE="doom3lv"]I am an Atheist Christian. there is no heaven or hell. There is earth and then nothing....gubrushadow
whats an Atheist Christian ?? :roll:

Somebody whose "feet are on the ground". Who does not conform to organized religion, but do not have a problem accepting good advice from the bible and discarding the violent, racist propaganda.

Who is open to reality and not caught up in ideals and principles. Who belives in human rights over religion.

Now, you may mock me.

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#22 Lonelynight
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[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]Is it possible to become one of Satan's minions?xaos
Of course :twisted:

Well, I guess I'll sign up then, since there's probably nothing interesting to do in hell.
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#23 GazaAli
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[QUOTE="gubrushadow"][QUOTE="doom3lv"]I am an Atheist Christian. there is no heaven or hell. There is earth and then nothing....slipknot0129

whats an Atheist Christian ?? :roll:

I guess you dont believe god is a god but you worship them.

for the lulz?
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First things first; I'd stop being an atheistBiancaDK
:lol: It's post like this that make me love BiancaDK for the amazing woman of hilariousness and wit that she is. I will ****-ride BiancaDK faithfully. .
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#25 dave123321
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Not much I can do I suppose.
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Atheists if you got sentto hell after you died what would you do? Im not saying hell exist but if you went to hell. We all know hell doesnt exist but if it did somehow exist I wouldnt know what to do. Im just interested what you would do in that situation.

slipknot0129

Uh, what? :|

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#27 Lonelynight
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[QUOTE="slipknot0129"]

Atheists if you got sentto hell after you died what would you do? Im not saying hell exist but if you went to hell. We all know hell doesnt exist but if it did somehow exist I wouldnt know what to do. Im just interested what you would do in that situation.

th3warr1or

Uh, what? :|

I take that he meant "atheist" when he said "we".
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#28 GazaAli
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[QUOTE="BiancaDK"]First things first; I'd stop being an atheistclayron
:lol: It's post like this that make me love BiancaDK for the amazing woman of hilariousness and wit that she is. I will ****-ride BiancaDK faithfully. .

No

you gained some awesomeness in the post your picture topic, but now you lost a **** load of it

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#29 dave123321
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[QUOTE="GazaAli"] for the lulz?

What more do you need?
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#30 Immortalica
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Accept it. Maybe join forces with Satan.
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#31 gubrushadow
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[QUOTE="slipknot0129"]

[QUOTE="gubrushadow"] whats an Atheist Christian ?? :roll:GazaAli

I guess you dont believe god is a god but you worship them.

for the lulz?

actually , i went like buhahahahahahaha :lol:
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#32 THE_DRUGGIE
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Tell the devil he doesn't exist.

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#33 NoobisMaxcimus
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[QUOTE="slipknot0129"]

Atheists if you got sentto hell after you died what would you do? Im not saying hell exist but if you went to hell. We all know hell doesnt exist but if it did somehow exist I wouldnt know what to do. Im just interested what you would do in that situation.

th3warr1or

Uh, what? :|

You honestly think a place like hell is real?

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#34 dave123321
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"]

[QUOTE="slipknot0129"]

Atheists if you got sentto hell after you died what would you do? Im not saying hell exist but if you went to hell. We all know hell doesnt exist but if it did somehow exist I wouldnt know what to do. Im just interested what you would do in that situation.

Lonelynight

Uh, what? :|

I take that he meant "atheist" when he said "we".

Even if not , the rest of the post explains it.
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[QUOTE="BiancaDK"]First things first; I'd stop being an atheistclayron
:lol: It's post like this that make me love BiancaDK for the amazing woman of hilariousness and wit that she is. I will ****-ride BiancaDK faithfully. .

ummmm.......... whats so funny about bianka's post ?? :roll:
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#36 clayron
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[QUOTE="clayron"][QUOTE="BiancaDK"]First things first; I'd stop being an atheistGazaAli

:lol: It's post like this that make me love BiancaDK for the amazing woman of hilariousness and wit that she is. I will ****-ride BiancaDK faithfully. .

you gained some awesomeness in the post your picture topic, but now you lost a **** load of it

You have to understand BiancaDK in order to grasp the sheer epicness of her posts. Did you know that BiancaDK is the archetype for the "Most interesting man in the world"? They had to use a male stand-in for the Dos Equis commercials for two reasons:

1) She was too busy wrestling a bear while conversing with God about the validity of Einstein's "Theory of Relativity" in a three-piece lady suit while shaving and finishing Super Mario Bros 3 without dying..

2) She is more of a man than most men, so no woman could ever portray her on film. "The most interesting man" was the only person that hollywood could find manly enough to portray her. True Story.

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#37 clayron
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[QUOTE="clayron"][QUOTE="BiancaDK"]First things first; I'd stop being an atheistgubrushadow
:lol: It's post like this that make me love BiancaDK for the amazing woman of hilariousness and wit that she is. I will ****-ride BiancaDK faithfully. .

ummmm.......... whats so funny about bianka's post ?? :roll:

Outside of the fact that it is likely the ONLy thing an Atheist who is sent to hell can do, should hell exist. It's very funny that she would capitalize on the thread in the first post with such a witty statement.
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[QUOTE="GazaAli"]

[QUOTE="clayron"] :lol: It's post like this that make me love BiancaDK for the amazing woman of hilariousness and wit that she is. I will ****-ride BiancaDK faithfully. .clayron

you gained some awesomeness in the post your picture topic, but now you lost a **** load of it

You have to understand BiancaDK in order to grasp the sheer epicness of her posts. Did you know that BiancaDK is the archetype for the "Most interesting man in the world"? They had to use a male stand-in for the Dos Equis commercials for two reasons:

1) She was too busy wrestling a bear while conversing with God about the validity of Einstein's "Theory of Relativity" in a three-piece lady suit while shaving and finishing Super Mario Bros 3 without dying..

2) She is more of a man than most men, so no woman could ever portray her on film. "The most interesting man" was the only person that hollywood could find manly enough to portray her. True Story.

Why are you laying it on so thick?

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I guess I'd be in Hell then. I'd settle into my new home and partake in all of the fun activities that would be set up for us.
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"]

[QUOTE="slipknot0129"]

Atheists if you got sentto hell after you died what would you do? Im not saying hell exist but if you went to hell. We all know hell doesnt exist but if it did somehow exist I wouldnt know what to do. Im just interested what you would do in that situation.

NoobisMaxcimus

Uh, what? :|

You honestly think a place like hell is real?

Yes, along with Valhalla and Hades.
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#41 clayron
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Why are you laying it on so thick?

NoobisMaxcimus

What do you mean?

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#42 clayron
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I guess I'd be in Hell then. I'd settle into my new home and partake in all of the fun activities that would be set up for us.t3hrubikscube
Do you think they have shuffleboard?
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#43 dagreenfish
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I'd go find my friends, cuz most likely they'd be there too. Then try to sell Satan and the demons on a Hawaiian themed party. It'd be easy to roast the pig there!

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#44 NoobisMaxcimus
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[QUOTE="NoobisMaxcimus"]

Why are you laying it on so thick?

clayron

What do you mean?

It's cringe-worthy. What she said wasn't that funny and you really went overboard. I might be missing something thats happened between the two of you but excessive compliments don't really get you the girl.

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#45 clayron
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[QUOTE="clayron"]

[QUOTE="NoobisMaxcimus"]

Why are you laying it on so thick?

NoobisMaxcimus

What do you mean?

It's cringe-worthy. What she said wasn't that funny and you really went overboard. I might be missing something thats happened between the two of you but excessive compliments don't really get you the girl.

:lol: Get the girl? You are really off base with that. Like...really off base.
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I'd party with Jimmi Hendrix of course.

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#47 NoobisMaxcimus
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[QUOTE="NoobisMaxcimus"]

[QUOTE="clayron"] What do you mean?

clayron

It's cringe-worthy. What she said wasn't that funny and you really went overboard. I might be missing something thats happened between the two of you but excessive compliments don't really get you the girl.

:lol: Get the girl? You are really off base with that. Like...really off base.

Yeah thats why I said I might be missing something.

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I would try to work for the Devil to avoid as much of the pains of hell as possible. Going deeper in is the first step to getting out.

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[QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"]I guess I'd be in Hell then. I'd settle into my new home and partake in all of the fun activities that would be set up for us.clayron
Do you think they have shuffleboard?

I certainly hope so!
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#50 GazaAli
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[QUOTE="GazaAli"]

[QUOTE="clayron"] :lol: It's post like this that make me love BiancaDK for the amazing woman of hilariousness and wit that she is. I will ****-ride BiancaDK faithfully. .clayron

you gained some awesomeness in the post your picture topic, but now you lost a **** load of it

You have to understand BiancaDK in order to grasp the sheer epicness of her posts. Did you know that BiancaDK is the archetype for the "Most interesting man in the world"? They had to use a male stand-in for the Dos Equis commercials for two reasons:

1) She was too busy wrestling a bear while conversing with God about the validity of Einstein's "Theory of Relativity" in a three-piece lady suit while shaving and finishing Super Mario Bros 3 without dying..

2) She is more of a man than most men, so no woman could ever portray her on film. "The most interesting man" was the only person that hollywood could find manly enough to portray her. True Story.

Now that literally went over my head. But Im glad you are happy, I guess.