Awesome Samurai Battle!!!

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#1 Slepanandiaz
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I thought this name would draw more attention. So, here it is:

Japan just invaded China. The year is around 1500 AD. Most of China's armies are away, so they don't have a full fighting force. Both have equal supplies and moral. The terrian is a hilly area with a forest to the left of the map.

The Japanese forces:

15,000 Samurai. They are wearing the traditional samurai armor of bronze, cloth, and leather.(Image:Samurai.jpg) and each has a katana and wakizashi.

20,000 peasant foot soldiers in light armor using yari spears.

5,000 samurai cavalry

5,000 archers using Japanese-longbows

The Chinese:

25,000 footsoldiers in lamellar armor using Chinese broadswords

20,000 crossbowmen in brigandine armor

1,000 light cavalry

10 cannons

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#2 Slepanandiaz
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Obviously the name didn't attract attention. :x
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#3 SolidSnake35
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And who's side is Tom Cruise on?
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Need more pics, preferably in animated forms of gifs :P
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I'm sorry...

what?

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#6 Lord_Daemon
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But where are all the Ninjas?! I'm led to believe by Japanese movies and ignorant westerners that ninjas were just jumping around everywhere killing everything in sight.
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#7 eggwaffle
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WTF? I don't get it. I thought it would be a cool YouTube vid, but no!
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#8 strat505
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solid snake would totally pwn both sides.
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#9 MeGustaPanocha
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ninjas are FTL they were just lames who sucked so bad they were forced into being rouges cuz they couldnt cut it as a samurai.
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#10 Slepanandiaz
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But where are all the Ninjas?! I'm led to believe by Japanese movies and ignorant westerners that ninjas were just jumping around everywhere killing everything in sight.Lord_Daemon
On the voyage over the sea between Japan and China, they got into a battle with some pirates. There were no survivors.
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#11 Lord_Daemon
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[QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]But where are all the Ninjas?! I'm led to believe by Japanese movies and ignorant westerners that ninjas were just jumping around everywhere killing everything in sight.Slepanandiaz
On the voyage over the sea between Japan and China, they got into a battle with some pirates. There were no survivors.

Good lord! This means the Japanese have nothing to counter the Chinese Magician martial arts class! This does not bode well.

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#12 Slepanandiaz
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[QUOTE="Slepanandiaz"][QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]But where are all the Ninjas?! I'm led to believe by Japanese movies and ignorant westerners that ninjas were just jumping around everywhere killing everything in sight.Lord_Daemon

On the voyage over the sea between Japan and China, they got into a battle with some pirates. There were no survivors.

Good lord! This means the Japanese have nothing to counter the Chinese Magician martial arts class! This does not bode well.

Don't worry, the Japanese Buddhist monks can de-buff those magical martial artists.
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#13 Lord_Daemon
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[QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]

[QUOTE="Slepanandiaz"][QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]But where are all the Ninjas?! I'm led to believe by Japanese movies and ignorant westerners that ninjas were just jumping around everywhere killing everything in sight.Slepanandiaz

On the voyage over the sea between Japan and China, they got into a battle with some pirates. There were no survivors.

Good lord! This means the Japanese have nothing to counter the Chinese Magician martial arts class! This does not bode well.

Don't worry, the Japanese Buddhist monks can de-buff those magical martial artists.

Don't forget the Yamabushi! Those crazy mountain bucket-heads can handle anything as long as they get their time-outs under a waterfall.

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#14 Slepanandiaz
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[QUOTE="Slepanandiaz"][QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]

[QUOTE="Slepanandiaz"][QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]But where are all the Ninjas?! I'm led to believe by Japanese movies and ignorant westerners that ninjas were just jumping around everywhere killing everything in sight.Lord_Daemon

On the voyage over the sea between Japan and China, they got into a battle with some pirates. There were no survivors.

Good lord! This means the Japanese have nothing to counter the Chinese Magician martial arts class! This does not bode well.

Don't worry, the Japanese Buddhist monks can de-buff those magical martial artists.

Don't forget the Yamabushi! Those crazy mountain bucket-heads can handle anything as long as they get their time-outs under a waterfall.

I was foolish for thinking the Chinese had a chance.
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#15 Lord_Daemon
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I was foolish for thinking the Chinese had a chance.Slepanandiaz

But they have all those forms and styles! It's starting already!

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#16 TiJoe6
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oh I get it, your the guy that says all kinds of non-sense cause you have nothing to do with your life.
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#17 Slepanandiaz
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oh I get it, your the guy that says all kinds of non-sense cause you have nothing to do with your life. TiJoe6
Me? What did I do? :cry:

I need a hug! Come here, Daemon!

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#18 TiJoe6
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[QUOTE="TiJoe6"]oh I get it, your the guy that says all kinds of non-sense cause you have nothing to do with your life. Slepanandiaz

Me? What did I do? :cry:

I need a hug! Come here, Daemon!

dont worry, I understand you I dont have a life either :)

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#19 Slepanandiaz
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[QUOTE="Slepanandiaz"]

[QUOTE="TiJoe6"]oh I get it, your the guy that says all kinds of non-sense cause you have nothing to do with your life. TiJoe6

Me? What did I do? :cry:

I need a hug! Come here, Daemon!

dont worry, I understand you I dont have a life either :)

I have a life. Just no soul.
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#20 Lord_Daemon
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[QUOTE="TiJoe6"][QUOTE="Slepanandiaz"]

[QUOTE="TiJoe6"]oh I get it, your the guy that says all kinds of non-sense cause you have nothing to do with your life. Slepanandiaz

Me? What did I do? :cry:

I need a hug! Come here, Daemon!

dont worry, I understand you I dont have a life either :)

I have a life. Just no soul.

Bah! Souls are overrated anyways. I'd rather have the you're dead that's it death. No fuss no mess.

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#21 steppinrazor88
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And who's side is Tom Cruise on?SolidSnake35

:lol: I liked that movie ^_^