I here everyone say how adorable babies are, well I think they arehideous. Think about it, they are bald, short, whiny, poop machines that just want to eat and sleep all day, how cute can that be? You know what I think, what is your opinion of babies.
Totally. They actually scare me a little. Anyone remember that bit in Trainspotting where he goes on a bad trip and the dead baby crawls across the ceiling ughhkk! And then it's head twists round and it drops down onto his bed ARRRHHHHH!!
Seriously when ever I'm having a nice pleasant nightmare i'm all fun and games until it goes and plays dirty and makes me reinact that scene (I get a lot of nightmares, different story).
When my niece leaves her baby dolls around the house they freak me out also, it's just wrong!
It's like they smile at you to get close and then they suddenly leap onto your face and start trying to eat your eyes! Omg it's teeth are on my nose and it's not going to let go until it's jaws clamp shut! Get it off get it off!
Oh they don't have teeth don't they? Omg it's trying to suck my eyes out ahhhh!
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