Women are the cheapest creatures on earth. They feel though they're entitled to a free meal. I say using coupons is a brilliant way to let her know what kind of quality she is.
The fact is that no women is worth more then the cost of a TrojanMan condom. It's better if you didnt' use the money at all. Not spending cash is a good thing. Being a cheap-skate and saving your moola for stuff that isn't crap for some daddy's girl should be in everyone's idealogy.
Meeting her with Crest White Strips still on. Short story....I was walking my dog once and a girl came up and walked along with me to talk. I didn't think that I was gonna have to talk to anyone so I didn't mind having the white strips on. Anyways, as we kept talking they became loose and started hanging off my teeth. I don't get imbarrassed, but I did laugh a lot. She thought it was funny too. Also, you have to trust me that I get a lot of people comming up to me when I am with my dog. I have a pic of her in my profile if you wanna see her, she is really cute.
[QUOTE="Joeker501"]Meeting her with Crest White Strips still on. Short story....I was walking my dog once and a girl came up and walked along with me to talk. I didn't think that I was gonna have to talk to anyone so I didn't mind having the white strips on. Anyways, as we kept talking they became loose and started hanging off my teeth. I don't get imbarrassed, but I did laugh a lot. She thought it was funny too. Also, you have to trust me that I get a lot of people comming up to me when I am with my dog. I have a pic of her in my profile if you wanna see her, she is really cute.What kind of dog is that?
[QUOTE="yermomsboxx"][QUOTE="Joeker501"]Meeting her with Crest White Strips still on. Short story....I was walking my dog once and a girl came up and walked along with me to talk. I didn't think that I was gonna have to talk to anyone so I didn't mind having the white strips on. Anyways, as we kept talking they became loose and started hanging off my teeth. I don't get imbarrassed, but I did laugh a lot. She thought it was funny too. Also, you have to trust me that I get a lot of people comming up to me when I am with my dog. I have a pic of her in my profile if you wanna see her, she is really cute.What kind of dog is that? She is schnauzer-poodle mix. That is as big as she will ever get.
I was gonna say.. exclaiming BOOBIES!! as you crab fistfuls of her boobies, but that has already been covered.:(
Maybe.. uh.. I don't know.. tell her.. "by the way, I have HIV, drive a jalopy, live in a milk crate fortress, molest children, rape, & batter woman, cerial kill, burry bodies in my basement and launch babies over the freeway with a 3rd century catapult."
I was gonna say.. exclaiming BOOBIES!! as you crab fistfuls of her boobies, but that has already been covered.:(
Maybe.. uh.. I don't know.. tell her.. "by the way, I have HIV, drive a jalopy, live in a milk crate fortress, molest children, rape, & batter woman, cerial kill, burry bodies in my basement and launch babies over the freeway with a 3rd century catapult."
MagnumPI
I prefer 4th century catapults for that, but whatever tickles your fancy.
I was gonna say.. exclaiming BOOBIES!! as you crab fistfuls of her boobies, but that has already been covered.:(
Maybe.. uh.. I don't know.. tell her.. "by the way, I have HIV, drive a jalopy, live in a milk crate fortress, molest children, rape, & batter woman, cerial kill, burry bodies in my basement and launch babies over the freeway with a 3rd century catapult."
MagnumPI
you forgot to add that you post on videogame forums to that list:wink:
I was gonna say.. exclaiming BOOBIES!! as you crab fistfuls of her boobies, but that has already been covered.:(
Maybe.. uh.. I don't know.. tell her.. "by the way, I have HIV, drive a jalopy, live in a milk crate fortress, molest children, rape, & batter woman, cerial kill, burry bodies in my basement and launch babies over the freeway with a 3rd century catapult."
Big_player
you forgot to add that you post on videogame forums to that list:wink:
OH yeah. Luckily I always forget to tell them that. I'm such a screw up. :(
And not everybody has bags of money. Not everyone can afford extravagant equipment. 4th century was beyond my budget. Not everybody can afford cutting edge state of the art next generation devices.:roll:
Not going somewhere where you can talk openly. Like the movies.foxhound_fox
That's what I was going to say, but since it's now been taken...asking him/her to marry you is generally going a bit too fast (marry can also be replaced with have sex with)
Women are the cheapest creatures on earth. They feel though they're entitled to a free meal. I say using coupons is a brilliant way to let her know what kind of quality she is.
The fact is that no women is worth more then the cost of a TrojanMan condom. It's better if you didnt' use the money at all. Not spending cash is a good thing. Being a cheap-skate and saving your moola for stuff that isn't crap for some daddy's girl should be in everyone's idealogy.
Buying just one movie ticket and saying to her "Oh, wait, did you want ME to buy your ticket?" Telling her what level you are at Gamespot Talking about your "friends" (And by friends, I mean forum users like LJS9502_basic, freakyzeeky1986, and complaining about Omni-Slash) Starting out the conversation asking "What's your favorite color....person?"
Go to quite a nice restaurant and then when she has had enough and your finished... ask if she is going to finish her plate of food, if she respondes no (and even if she says yes) shovel it onto your plate and eat it.
Accidentally dropping your fork at the restaurant and she thinks you want to see her dress. Solution: I always pick up the fork with my arms extended and head above table. Painful, but not as painful as the other way.
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