Be happy that you're a ugly, fat, basement dwelling nerds.

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#1 Mercury89
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*sighs* It is difficult for me to tell my tale of woe. I am a handsome man with a beautiful moscular body, my eyes are a deep and strange colour of violet which, as far as I can tell, can no women resist. I am tall with long blonde hair of perfect yellow. And yes, my penis is above average in size(but not as large to cause discomfort for women). I have made milions during the internet revolution. If I want to I can choose not to work.
And this is my problem. No woman will love me. They are only attracted to me physically. I can have any lady I want and yet they will only want to have sex with me or a "good time". This is horrible.
You are lucky, you the fat, ugly nerd. You are lucky because you know that if you get a woman, its because she likes the inner you. Be happy that you are an omega man, and Im an alpha male whos only porpuse is to provide women with offspring due to my good genes. 
Why? Why me?! Damn you, God! Why have you chosen to play with me so? 
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#2 i-like-pie
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WTF?
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#3 SolidSnake35
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I feel your pain. Truly, I do.
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#4 Samwel_X
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I find everything you've said very unlikely.
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#5 holdenlowe
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Funny, except that I'm an athletic good-looking geek.
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#7 _MURS_
Member since 2007 • 2342 Posts

:lol: :lol:

For some reason I get the impression that this guy is delusional...

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#8 zerooslo7990
Member since 2006 • 1222 Posts
Why were we cursed with beauty?!? WHY?!!
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#9 uncledeath2005
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I find everything you've said very unlikely.Samwel_X
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#10 RainandSunshine
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It's too bad your intelligence doesn't reflect your physical beauty. Though, I doubt you have either.
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#12 Kikouken
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Guys im getting the feeling TC is on drugs.
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#13 teh_destroyer
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to be or not to be?that is the question......
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#14 zerooslo7990
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Guys im getting the feeling TC is on drugs.Kikouken

No, it's the beauty that killed the beast.

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#15 markop2003
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he believes he is his WOW charector!
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#16 RamboSymbiot
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He needs a hug
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#17 smithy92
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Guys im getting the feeling TC is on drugs.Kikouken

He must be on a trip or something.

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#18 spazmaticmof0
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I find everything you've said very unlikely.Samwel_X
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#19 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="Kikouken"]Guys im getting the feeling TC is on drugs.zerooslo7990

No, it's the beauty that killed the beast.

Nah, it was the speedball that did it
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#20 NWA_31
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Hilarious...:lol:
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#21 Mercury88
Member since 2005 • 5674 Posts
Wait, are you pretending to be me :?
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#22 Lemon-Demon35
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Wow that is a horribly fake story :lol:
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#23 Articuno76
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My room is kinda above ground level, I can see trees and stuff...
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#24 tzar3
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Someone take him to the crazy place! Hes a dangerous person that could probably murder someone because of his childish, dilusional insane behavior of not getting love!

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#25 -AK47-
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Thats nice.
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#26 Maxer9
Member since 2003 • 1486 Posts
I stopped at "molscular", but I should have stopped at "you're a ugly".
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#27 CommanderShiro
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That was a pretty entertaining read. :lol:
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#28 Krazy_duck
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That post made my day :D
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#29 SoulSlayer_
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I won't even read that...
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#30 iMuffins
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Strange, I'm skinny, quite good looking, and I don't live in a basement :)

I think you forgot your medication this morning, man. Its alright.

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#31 solidscryer
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I really doubt your post.....

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#32 solidgamer
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sexy pics???
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#33 deactivated-5acfa3a8bc51d
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Please take me under your wing and teach my the ways!!!!!!!!!! lol
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#34 hypertqsport
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PICS!!!!!!!