Bears, birds, and clouds mourn death of Kim Jong Ill

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#1 Maniacc1
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In addition to miraculously scoring 38 under par in a round of golf and the ability to control weather patterns, it appears the late dictator of North Korea also had a personal impact on the lives of wildlife.

According to North Korea state tv, a flock of magpies flew to the statue of Kim's father, telling him the sad news and mourning. Earlier in the week, a mother bear and her cubs were spotted weeping in a road not far from their hibernation site. And recent rain in the area has been reported to be a direct sense of sadness from the weather itself.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/09/us-korea-north-birds-idUSTRE8080E720120109\

How much more hilarious (or sad) can get this get? :lol:

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#2 deactivated-5d1cb98d088e5
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This is good!:lol:

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#3 Artekus
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lol, such a ridiculous country.

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#4 Pirate700
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Link doesn't work.

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#5 Maniacc1
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Link doesn't work.

Pirate700
I know, Gamespot hasn't let me link for months. I don't know what the deal is :(
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#6 VaguelyTagged
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maybe the sky was pissing at his monument.

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#7 deactivated-5d1cb98d088e5
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maybe the sky was pissing at his monument.

VaguelyTagged

Well I must admit, when I started reading I thought the flock of magpies were going to crap on his fathers statue.

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#8 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Link doesn't work.

Maniacc1

I know, Gamespot hasn't let me link for months. I don't know what the deal is :(

No, I mean it goes to a blank page.

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#9 Maniacc1
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[QUOTE="Maniacc1"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Link doesn't work.

Pirate700

I know, Gamespot hasn't let me link for months. I don't know what the deal is :(

No, I mean it goes to a blank page.

Hmm, not sure. I just tried it and it worked. Unless NK already censored it :P
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#10 CajunMadePunk
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Wow just wow.
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#11 branketra
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I pity the people of North Korea.
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#12 jamejame
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King of the trolls?

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#13 Engrish_Major
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I pity the people of North Korea.BranKetra
Because of their great loss?
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#14 CreasianDevaili
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I bet the fishes were singing Disney songs.
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#15 Necrifer
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Is this a fake article?

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#16 branketra
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[QUOTE="BranKetra"]I pity the people of North Korea.Engrish_Major
Because of their great loss?

Yes. How many people have lived without knowing how much their leaders were fooling them?
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#17 PS2_ROCKS
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Is this a fake article?

Necrifer

North Korea tends to brainwash it's people. Major control.

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#18 quebec946
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north korea is the funniest evil dictatorship ever

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#19 Meinhard1
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Very interesting use of propaganda.
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#20 tjricardo089
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Asians..

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#21 Kh1ndjal
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[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

Is this a fake article?

PS2_ROCKS

North Korea tends to brainwash it's people. Major control.

that's what they want you to think!
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#22 Kh1ndjal
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north korea is the funniest evil dictatorship ever

quebec946
indeed the news sounds more like something you would hear in tropico and not real life.
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#23 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Maniacc1"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Link doesn't work.

I know, Gamespot hasn't let me link for months. I don't know what the deal is :(

No, I mean it goes to a blank page.

That's by Kim's pure willpower.
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#24 TChaivong
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Asians..

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you better hide your dog before i eat it. >_>

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#25 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

Is this a fake article?

PS2_ROCKS

North Korea tends to brainwash it's people. Major control.

It's called propaganda. It usually stems from the fact that North Korea is ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶k̶o̶r̶e̶a̶ a totalitarian nation.. This thread makes me sad, because people will probably never know what it feels like to live in constant fear, oppression and poverty, and yet you all seem to mock them. The people of North Korea who aren't associated with the government can do nothing but live their lives in ignorance and fear, because the 'dear' leader's father decided to become a dictator. Actually, I bet all of North Korea feel an almost insufferable amount of fear for their own nation as well as the rest of the world, thanks to this.
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#26 Regent192
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Asians..

tjricardo089

its koreans...

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#27 PernicioEnigma
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I bet North Koreans wish their new leader didn't look like a giant baby.
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#28 Optical_Order
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The whole article was funny, but this really got me...

"Mythmaking for Kim Jong-un, believed to be in his late 20s, has already started. He is portrayed as the spitting image of his grandfather and has been dubbed the "genius of geniuses" in military affairs despite having no known military experience."

:lol:

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#29 kuraimen
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Seems legit. Not much different from the major religions.
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#30 hgasf006
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This is like a bad movie.
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#31 Wolf-Man2006
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....We all mourn him... RIP sweet prince

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#32 horgen  Moderator
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:lol: This just gets better and better.
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#33 foxhound_fox
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I know, Gamespot hasn't let me link for months. I don't know what the deal is :(Maniacc1
Maybe you should have asked someone who might have known rather than just make excuses for your laziness. No more than two days after the problem arose, a solution was put in place that offers an even simpler way of making a hyperlink. Look up "BBCode." Anyways, I lol'd at the topic.
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#34 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Maniacc1"]I know, Gamespot hasn't let me link for months. I don't know what the deal is :(foxhound_fox
Maybe you should have asked someone who might have known rather than just make excuses for your laziness. No more than two days after the problem arose, a solution was put in place that offers an even simpler way of making a hyperlink. Look up "BBCode." Anyways, I lol'd at the topic.

HTML linking works too, but you need to alter it slightly from what the editor gives you. HTML link ...Speaking of it, I would never knew about the problem if it wasn't for that thread, I always use BBCode :P
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#35 GeForce2187
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North Korea is also now saying that Kim Jong Un learned to drive at age 3. Which would be impressive, but Barack Obama learned to drive at age 2.
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#36 Drakes_Fortune
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Someone has to.
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#37 Dogswithguns
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And the Americans always seemed having problems with what other countries do.. don't we?!
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#38 PsychoLemons
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Communists....

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Wtf is this sh!t........
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#40 xdude85
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Sad, hilarious, and amazing all at the same time.
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#41 soapman72
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Yes the sky is mourning Kim Jong III death... yes it is...

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#42 Am_Confucius
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north korea is the funniest evil dictatorship ever

quebec946