Best advice you never listened to?

Mine would have been "You might want to take the full scholarship to the smaller/less popular school." But dammit all I had to find out what big campus life was like, and totally wish I wouldn't have. Damn student loans!

No idea, I didn't listen, after allxaos

Go to college.

"Don't forget to shower."

Another similar to that one, "Don't forget to wipe."

[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]"Always jam sharp objects into your eyes" I'm glad I never followed that advice - after all, I wouldn't be able to post on OT were my eyesight to be gone.xaos

[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]"Always jam sharp objects into your eyes" I'm glad I never followed that advice - after all, I wouldn't be able to post on OT were my eyesight to be gone.Engrish_Major

"Go for her."

From my friend at a party last summer :D

Porn suicides would totally present the torment of Tantalus, as you heard people's reactions to whatever was posted but could see nothing :cry:xaos

Easily this.

"You can't milk a dead cow."Vax45

"You can milk a dead cow, just don't expect it to taste good"

"Don't be the greatest person humanity has ever seen in the universe. Ever."

[QUOTE="Vax45"]"You can't milk a dead cow."VisigothSaxon

"You can milk a dead cow, just don't expect it to taste good"

"get a life"

I didn't listen. I wouldn't know.

"Stay on your medication."

I don't think I've ever been given good advice....LJS9502_basic

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]I don't think I've ever been given good advice....Vax45

Marry some rich old lady who's in her deathbed or something.

:roll: If you want good advice...you would listen to The Cure...LJS9502_basic

"Don't worry, girls aren't as scarey as the seem"
so ronery .____.

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]:roll: If you want good advice...you would listen to The Cure...Vax45

Don't get married yet.

"Don't forget to shower."

Another similar to that one, "Don't forget to wipe."

Necrifer

haha that's hilarious! the same with me, except the second one :P

Use keys in palaces they are found in.

"get a life"

toast_burner

:evil:

"Don't jump!"

>.>

whatever that voice is inside my head,...

i hardly ever listen to it and things never turn out well when I don't

"kill yourself"

When I was younger: Fire can burn. And boy does it.

[QUOTE="Vax45"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]I don't think I've ever been given good advice....LJS9502_basic

Look both ways when crossing the busy street.