Best April Fools joke?

If you got one, please post. I heard a good one, where an anchorman is like, "and the harvest in Italy was a very bad turnout this season...many crops died and nothing seems to be growing on the spaghetti trees." :P I heard after he said that, the news channel received countless phonecalls asking where they could get a spaghetti tree.

If you got one, please post. I heard a good one, where an anchorman is like, "and the harvest in Italy was a very bad turnout this season...many crops died and nothing seems to be growing on the spaghetti trees." :P I heard after he said that, the news channel received countless phonecalls asking where they could get a spaghetti tree.

damariofan

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That av scares me too...

Your AV scares me.Scn64

[QUOTE="Scn64"]Your AV scares me.zsc4

Well I just thirded that.

When I was younger, my sister poured some water on my bed near the middle and told my momi had an uncontrollable bladder joey101010

:lol: I bet your sister was rolling after that lol

[QUOTE="joey101010"]When I was younger, my sister poured some water on my bed near the middle and told my momi had an uncontrollable bladder BEAT

:lol: I bet your sister was rolling after that lol

Me coming home from school and telling my parents I got my girlfriend pregnant (at 17).  And then milking it as the truth for about 2 hours until they were really pissed/concerned, and with one big yelp "April Fools!"22Toothpicks

And what did they do after that?

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"]Me coming home from school and telling my parents I got my girlfriend pregnant (at 17).  And then milking it as the truth for about 2 hours until they were really pissed/concerned, and with one big yelp "April Fools!"BEAT

And what did they do after that?

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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"]Me coming home from school and telling my parents I got my girlfriend pregnant (at 17).  And then milking it as the truth for about 2 hours until they were really pissed/concerned, and with one big yelp "April Fools!"22Toothpicks

And what did they do after that?

Lol fun while it lasted.

[QUOTE="zsc4"][QUOTE="Scn64"]Your AV scares me.BEAT

Well I just thirded that.

I will fourth that. 

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[QUOTE="zsc4"][QUOTE="Scn64"]Your AV scares me.BEAN_LARD_MULCH

Well I just thirded that.

I will fourth that. 

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[QUOTE="zsc4"][QUOTE="Scn64"]Your AV scares me.damariofan

Well I just thirded that.

I will fourth that. 

I've COMPLETELY missed something here.

My avatar is a joke...yeah it's long winded, but you're the people that bothered bringing it up in the first place.damariofan

Oh boy... what a trickster :P

An empty building in New York, recently evacuated due to "Terror Alert's" , suddenly explodes in a violent fury. After the dust settles the media move to check it out immediatly. Out of the rubble, a man steps out, a bearded, middle eastern looking man, wearing a strange robe. He walks out, all of a sudden, a bright light from the sky shines down directly on this man. He begin's to levitate. He speaks out in a voice everyone in the entire city can hear. He exlaims "I am the son of god, i come as the king of king's, leader of all nations, ruler of all kingdoms. I have come to save you my children I am Jesus Christ"

He continues to speak out passeges from the Scriptures of all the major religions - The Jews, the Muslims, the Christians, all gather in new york to see the son of god. As millions arrive in new york, and the time reaches 11:59 PM..Jesus Christ makes one last remark - "APRIL FOOLS!"

This is how you pulled it off. A CIA Agent you know with many government contacts went throughout the city planting hidden speakers and other items used to pull off special effects. Several stealth planes hovered above cloud cover, using equipment to help create bright lights and other optical effects. Your CIA friend pushes a false "Terror Alert" for a major building in New York, as your actor hides in a APC behind the building. The building is set to explode. AFter evacuated, the building is destroyed. During all the dust, your actor hops out of the APC and jumps into the rubble. The Agent calls up to activate all of your special effects...and there you have it.. The greatest April Fools joke, in the history of mankind.

Be warned there is the slight risk of being lynched, murdered, raped, put onto a cross, burned publicly, beheaded, hung, or more.

[QUOTE="zsc4"][QUOTE="Scn64"]Your AV scares me.BEAT

Well I just thirded that.

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[QUOTE="zsc4"][QUOTE="Scn64"]Your AV scares me.superelite2688

Well I just thirded that.

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[QUOTE="zsc4"][QUOTE="Scn64"]Your AV scares me.2ndWonder

Well I just thirded that.

I think I'm gonna have to sixth that. 

 [QUOTE="2ndWonder"][QUOTE="superelite2688"][QUOTE="BEAT"]

[QUOTE="zsc4"][QUOTE="Scn64"]Your AV scares me.Zombelious

Well I just thirded that.

I think I'm gonna have to sixth that. 

Am I allowed to seventh even though I already thirded? :lol:

This picture speaks for itself:

This picture speaks for itself:

Taegukki

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This picture speaks for itself: *pic*Nerfing

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This picture speaks for itself: *pic*Taegukki

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This picture speaks for itself: *pic*Nerfing