Best joke ever?

Q: Whate do you call the PlaneScape: Torment disk?

A: The disk of Torment!!!!!

Hahahahahaah! Get it!? It sounds like "The symbol of torment" but I added the word disk...Oh God... can't control my laughter!

ha - ha - ha - done haing now

Jim Carrey as a close second Heath Ledger.JimCarreyForYou

do you like fishsticks?

do you like fishsticks?

legend26

do you like fishsticks?

do you like fishsticks?

[QUOTE="pete_merlin"][QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"] Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth?Mr_Versipellis

[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"][QUOTE="legend26"]

do you like fishsticks?

pete_merlin

[QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"]Jim Carrey as a close second Heath Ledger.Mr_Versipellis

Knock Knock Who's there? Watermelon Watermelon who? Penis.Eric_Likes_Ps3

:lol: It's funny because it's stupid.

[QUOTE="Mr_Versipellis"][QUOTE="pete_merlin"] yes, i doawesomeray

[QUOTE="Eric_Likes_Ps3"]Knock Knock Who's there? Watermelon Watermelon who? Penis.smithster118

:lol: It's funny because it's stupid.

[QUOTE="Mr_Versipellis"][QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"] [QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"]

[QUOTE="Mr_Versipellis"][QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"]Jim Carrey as a close second Heath Ledger.JimCarreyForYou

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Go **** yourself.

Um, what?

I'd post a joke, but the mods don't like my jokes.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Go **** yourself.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Go **** yourself.

McJugga

Go chlcken yourself?

english guy(british accent): we F'd your country for twenty years
indian guy(indian accent): we F'd your language forever :lol: lawl sorry,,it was the only foreign joke i knew

[QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"]

[QUOTE="Mr_Versipellis"] Huh?Mr_Versipellis

He probably thought that the title was "Best joker ever?".

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Go **** yourself.

McJugga

[QUOTE="Mr_Versipellis"]

[QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"]

Phoenix534

He probably thought that the title was "Best joker ever?".

:lol:

[QUOTE="pete_merlin"][QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"] Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth?Mr_Versipellis

ahahahahahhah ahahahah hahahahah hahahahah ahahahaha ahahaha :cry: . It's that funny.

Jim Carrey as a close second Heath Ledger.JimCarreyForYou

Obama!

Why did the **** cross the road?

Knock knock

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh..*slap*

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!

[QUOTE="McJugga"]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Go **** yourself.

luamhtrad

Go chlcken yourself?

It was supposed to be not funny. I didn't want to end the spree. We could get some kind of record here.|

Whats the worst part about eating a bald puss*?

A: putting the diaper back on afterwards

cs361

That was totally uncalled for.

what nobody else thinks obama is a joke?

what nobody else thinks obama is a joke?

BurnoutKarnege

I don't want to be modded for racism. I'm afraid I'm one suspension from being bye bye

[QUOTE="BurnoutKarnege"]

what nobody else thinks obama is a joke?

Nifty_Shark

I don't want to be modded for racism. I'm afraid I'm one suspension from being bye bye

This thread.

[QUOTE="Nifty_Shark"]

[QUOTE="BurnoutKarnege"]

what nobody else thinks obama is a joke?

BurnoutKarnege

I don't want to be modded for racism. I'm afraid I'm one suspension from being bye bye

I'm just joking around with the concept that if one does not like him then one is a racist.

why did dick cheney cross the road?
A: to shoot another "deer"
lawl couldnt resist

"Knock knock."

"Who's There"

"Knock knock."

"Knock knock who?"

"Knock knock"

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

[QUOTE="BurnoutKarnege"]

[QUOTE="Nifty_Shark"]

I don't want to be modded for racism. I'm afraid I'm one suspension from being bye bye

Nifty_Shark

I'm just joking around with the concept that if one does not like him then one is a racist.

You sound like a total racist.