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#1 iusm78
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theres this one girl at my school whose always closing my locker before i have the chance to like get stuff so i started callen her flat chested for like weeks. she got so mad that she slammed me against a wall and told me not to do it anymore, rolf. it was hilarious
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#2 Ghost_702
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Call the cops.
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#3 Erasorn
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She should've just replied with Tiny Dick.
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#4 gobo212
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That's not funny at all.
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#5 pridetwo
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uh, yeah. hilarious. you insult a girl whose self esteem is obviously not the strongest part of her.... real cool... i bet you feel like the man right now.... :roll: seriously man, wtf?
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#6 iusm78
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it was really funny cause she got so mad, lolz! everyone even saw her attack me. shes poplular tho so it was even better
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#7 leeveeu
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Not funny. *walks away*
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#9 iusm78
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uh, yeah. hilarious. you insult a girl whose self esteem is obviously not the strongest part of her.... real cool... i bet you feel like the man right now.... :roll: seriously man, wtf?pridetwo

actually she has a nice chest thats why it was funny

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#10 elblanquito_81
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I'm surprised she didn't do it sooner. But she sounds like a keeper though. Nothing sexier than a woman who has the strength and toughness to throw a guy against a wall.
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#11 trickmyster13
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I have a feeling you are below the age of 15. Don't ask why.
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#12 ag3ntz3rox0x
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and the joke waas on her? you got you *** jacked up against a locker by a chick lol.
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#13 RabidChocobo1
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OT needs more exposure to the internet - DONT FEED THE TROLL
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#14 Dante2710
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She should've just replied with Tiny Dick.Erasorn
:lol: that made me lol`d
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#15 pridetwo
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[QUOTE="pridetwo"]uh, yeah. hilarious. you insult a girl whose self esteem is obviously not the strongest part of her.... real cool... i bet you feel like the man right now.... :roll: seriously man, wtf?iusm78

actually she has a nice chest thats why it was funny

oh yeah, real funny... real knee slapper, you trying to humiliate someone when you could have told them to bug off in the first place... yup.... so, do you want internet kudos or something?

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#16 iusm78
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and the joke waas on her? you got you *** jacked up against a locker by a chick lol.ag3ntz3rox0x

well she is strong, shes a cheerleeder, they work out all the time

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#17 iusm78
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[QUOTE="iusm78"]

[QUOTE="pridetwo"]uh, yeah. hilarious. you insult a girl whose self esteem is obviously not the strongest part of her.... real cool... i bet you feel like the man right now.... :roll: seriously man, wtf?pridetwo

actually she has a nice chest thats why it was funny

oh yeah, real funny... real knee slapper, you trying to humiliate someone when you could have told them to bug off in the first place... yup.... so, do you want internet kudos or something?

just tellin' a story thats all

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[QUOTE="pridetwo"]uh, yeah. hilarious. you insult a girl whose self esteem is obviously not the strongest part of her.... real cool... i bet you feel like the man right now.... :roll: seriously man, wtf?iusm78

actually she has a nice chest thats why it was funny

Something tells me you still have A LOT of growing up to do.
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#19 sniper_basic
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Just tell her that you'll stop spreading rumors if she'll just show you her boobs and prove that she isn't flat chested. Simple.

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#20 RabidChocobo1
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Srsly, its a troll..
If he is serious, then wow, dude...You didnt do any owning..cuz srsly... theres no way to own a girl, Ugly or hot
someone Q this FT
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#21 Montaya
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You got your ass kicked by a girl nice, maybe you should spank her next time haha.
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#22 iusm78
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Srsly, its a troll..
If he is serious, then wow, dude...You didnt do any owning..cuz srsly... theres no way to own a girl, Ugly or hot
someone Q this FTRabidChocobo1

huh?

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#23 Vax45
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How is being flat chested a bad thing?AmyMizuno

Nothing, except you can't get free jobs by just lifting up your shirt.

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#24 RabidChocobo1
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Seriously, this guy has no blogs, no sig, and not even an avatar.. He's not even a Dedicated troll.
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#25 pridetwo
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Srsly, its a troll..
If he is serious, then wow, dude...You didnt do any owning..cuz srsly... theres no way to own a girl, Ugly or hot
someone Q this FTRabidChocobo1

^ TRUTH

i got your back on the Q-ing

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#26 iusm78
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Seriously, this guy has no blogs, no sig, and not even an avatar.. He's not even a Dedicated troll.RabidChocobo1

why do in eed those other things, i just like forums an no one reads blogs or sigs. also i got more posts en you!

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#27 pridetwo
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[QUOTE="RabidChocobo1"]Seriously, this guy has no blogs, no sig, and not even an avatar.. He's not even a Dedicated troll.iusm78

why do in eed those other things, i just like forums an no one reads blogs or sigs. also i got more posts en you!

something tells me you are very new to forums.... and to puberty....

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#29 iusm78
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[QUOTE="iusm78"]

[QUOTE="RabidChocobo1"]Seriously, this guy has no blogs, no sig, and not even an avatar.. He's not even a Dedicated troll.pridetwo

why do in eed those other things, i just like forums an no one reads blogs or sigs. also i got more posts en you!

something tells me you are very new to forums.... and to puberty....

i'm half as new as you and ive definitly gone through puberty

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#30 pridetwo
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[QUOTE="Vax45"]

[QUOTE="AmyMizuno"]How is being flat chested a bad thing?AmyMizuno

Nothing, except you can't get free jobs by just lifting up your shirt.

What is considered 'sexy' is changing all the time. It could be out of fashion today and in fashion tomorrow.

TRUE STORY.

id give keira knightley any job if she lifted up her shirt or whatever.

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#31 iusm78
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[QUOTE="AmyMizuno"][QUOTE="Vax45"]

[QUOTE="AmyMizuno"]How is being flat chested a bad thing?pridetwo

Nothing, except you can't get free jobs by just lifting up your shirt.

What is considered 'sexy' is changing all the time. It could be out of fashion today and in fashion tomorrow.

TRUE STORY.

id give keira knightley any job if she lifted up her shirt or whatever.

shes kinda flat to and she doesen make any good movies since arthur

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#32 elblanquito_81
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[QUOTE="pridetwo"][QUOTE="AmyMizuno"][QUOTE="Vax45"]

[QUOTE="AmyMizuno"]How is being flat chested a bad thing?iusm78

Nothing, except you can't get free jobs by just lifting up your shirt.

What is considered 'sexy' is changing all the time. It could be out of fashion today and in fashion tomorrow.

TRUE STORY.

id give keira knightley any job if she lifted up her shirt or whatever.

shes kinda flat to and she doesen make any good movies since arthur

That's not the point. The point is that being flat-chested doesn't make a woman any less beautiful.
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#33 iusm78
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[QUOTE="iusm78"][QUOTE="pridetwo"][QUOTE="AmyMizuno"][QUOTE="Vax45"]

[QUOTE="AmyMizuno"]How is being flat chested a bad thing?elblanquito_81

Nothing, except you can't get free jobs by just lifting up your shirt.

What is considered 'sexy' is changing all the time. It could be out of fashion today and in fashion tomorrow.

TRUE STORY.

id give keira knightley any job if she lifted up her shirt or whatever.

shes kinda flat to and she doesen make any good movies since arthur

That's not the point. The point is that being flat-chested doesn't make a woman any less beautiful.

i diden say she wasnt beautiful, she is but she kept messen with my locker

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#34 pridetwo
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[QUOTE="pridetwo"][QUOTE="AmyMizuno"][QUOTE="Vax45"]

[QUOTE="AmyMizuno"]How is being flat chested a bad thing?iusm78

Nothing, except you can't get free jobs by just lifting up your shirt.

What is considered 'sexy' is changing all the time. It could be out of fashion today and in fashion tomorrow.

TRUE STORY.

id give keira knightley any job if she lifted up her shirt or whatever.

shes kinda flat to and she doesen make any good movies since arthur

wait. wait. are you insinuating that arthur is a good movie? :|

well then.... i wouldnt happen to mention domino, her best movie ever imo, or the entire pirates of the caribbean series, or atonement..... noo that would take too much intelligence. gotcha there ;) you're waaaaaaay ahead of the game...

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#35 pridetwo
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i diden say she wasnt beautiful, she is but she kept messen with my locker

iusm78

NOEZ SHE BE MESSEN WITH HIS LOCKER!!!

because you couldn't handle that in a mature manner you had to insult her, why?

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#36 iusm78
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lolz, if you think that pirates are good movies then i win already, lolz, their based on disney cartoons!
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#37 iusm78
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[QUOTE="iusm78"]

i diden say she wasnt beautiful, she is but she kept messen with my locker

pridetwo

NOEZ SHE BE MESSEN WITH HIS LOCKER!!!

because you couldn't handle that in a mature manner you had to insult her, why?

cause she woulden stop, i asked her to

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#38 elblanquito_81
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i diden say she wasnt beautiful, she is but she kept messen with my locker

iusm78
And what's so hard about simply telling her to stop?
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#39 iusm78
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[QUOTE="iusm78"]

i diden say she wasnt beautiful, she is but she kept messen with my locker

elblanquito_81

And what's so hard about simply telling her to stop?

i already said i tried that. she'd been doin that for like weeks at that point

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#40 pridetwo
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lolz, if you think that pirates are good movies then i win already, lolz, their based on disney cartoons!iusm78

let's clarify something, THERE WAS NEVER A PIRATES CARTOON IT IS A RIDE IN DISNEYLAND. alright now that we understand that, let's examine the inherent logical fallacies in your argument. on second thought, no. im done trying to get through to someone like you.

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#41 elblanquito_81
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[QUOTE="elblanquito_81"][QUOTE="iusm78"]

i diden say she wasnt beautiful, she is but she kept messen with my locker

iusm78

And what's so hard about simply telling her to stop?

i already said i tried that. she'd been doin that for like weeks at that point

So you thought you'd respond to an immature action with one of your own? It doesn't take much to just talk to her again and explain to her that it's bothering and you'd wish she'd stop. Hell, you could've even tried asking her WHY she keeps doing that. For all you know she could've liked you and saw that as a way of getting your attention.
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#42 iusm78
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[QUOTE="iusm78"]lolz, if you think that pirates are good movies then i win already, lolz, their based on disney cartoons!pridetwo

let's clarify something, THERE WAS NEVER A PIRATES CARTOON IT IS A RIDE IN DISNEYLAND. alright now that we understand that, let's examine the inherent logical fallacies in your argument. on second thought, no. im done trying to get through to someone like you.

well ive never seen domino, the pirates movies are dumb and her best movie is still arthur. you haven really given me any evidence that your movies are better

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#43 IncipitOmega
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Sex her.... :)
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#44 iusm78
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Sex her.... :)IncipitOmega

umm... yeah... no lolz

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#45 tarunramesh
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oi half you guys in OT cant have a bit of fun lol, if you look at it from the TCs view point she coulda been taking it as a joke at first and may have eventually gotten a bit annoyed. There nothing wrong with 2 people having a bit of fun. Another thing is i hate people who judge a person by his age, sure it matters, but for me, im 15 and i do some things you guys would call immature and what not but believe me under that playful side of me is a exetremly mature and serious side of me.

A person MUST have a balance between immature fun and maturity. like ying and yang the two cannot live without eachother.

All of you in gamespot who are o so serious and mature like the great people you are, most of you guys i just described probably dont know how to have fun and enjoy you life a bit and even if you do i suppose its in a very mature way right?

Tc dont worry about them, im sure inside you are very mature and no im not being sarcastic.

Also dont say haha learn to spell, ya i know english isnt my best subject but just so you know im a heap good at the things i like doing and take pride in it. English has never been a strong part of me

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#46 kruesader
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That is actually really mean, no wonder people have low self esteem.
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#47 iusm78
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oi half you guys in OT cant have a bit of fun lol, if you look at it from the TCs view point she coulda been taking it as a joke at first and may have eventually gotten a bit annoyed. There nothing wrong with 2 people having a bit of fun. Another thing is i hate people who judge a person by his age, sure it matters, but for me, im 15 and i do some things you guys would call immature and what not but believe me under that playful side of me is a exetremly mature and serious side of me.

A person MUST have a balance between immature fun and maturity. like ying and yang the two cannot live without eachother.

All of you in gamespot who are o so serious and mature like the great people you are, most of you guys i just described probably dont know how to have fun and enjoy you life a bit and even if you do i suppose its in a very mature way right?

Tc dont worry about them, im sure inside you are very mature and no im not being sarcastic.

Also dont say haha learn to spell, ya i know english isnt my best subject but just so you know im a heap good at the things i like doing and take pride in it. English has never been a strong part of me

tarunramesh

thank you!

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#48 iusm78
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That is actually really mean, no wonder people have low self esteem.kruesader

its not mean i bet she liked it

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#49 horgen  Moderator
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Dude you should have used this oppertunity to get to know her. Man she might even have liked you before you insulted her.
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#50 Rattlesnake_8
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I don't get the joke? Calling her a name like that isn't a joke and it's not very funny.. however her revenge is rather amusing. Maybe you should make peace?