[QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="Fortier"] Although Randall Graves has to be one of my favorite characters ever, I enjoyed Mallrats the most.
Fortier
Brodie is pretty damn funny in his own right; Randal and Brodie are both cut from the same cloth though. ;)
Yeah, kind of the way Quint is like Dante, the only difference being that Quint actually decides to do something about his problems. Speaking vaguely of Dante, Brian O'Halloran's role on the game show in Mallrats was pretty classic.
"But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself, and it lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."
"Well, did he *** or what?"
"Jesus Christ, man there are just some things you don't talk about in public!"
:lol::lol:
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