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#1 soapman72
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Mine is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYzBQMT4VI&feature=relatedI think it is the best quote EVER:P

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#2 Dman0017
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You talkin to me?
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#3 b1lal
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

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#4 Nerd_Man
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"First lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

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This

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#6 SaintLeonidas
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"What are these ****ing iguanas doing on my coffee table?"

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#7 Nerd_Man
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"First lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

Nerd_Man

"What are these ****ing iguanas doing on my coffee table?"

SaintLeonidas
Damn, these are some amazing quotes right there.
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#8 tekken220
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I have a bad feeling about this...
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#9 ex-mortis
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"Harry, it's an inanimate ****ing object!"

"You're an inanimate ****ing object!"

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#10 blackngold29
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I Am your father.
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#11 kidsmelly
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I have had it with these *********** snakes on this *********** plane!!!

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#12 PBSnipes
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"They're filming midgets!"

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#13 weezyfb
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"durka durka mohammed jihad"

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"I'll be back."
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This

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#16 Brutal_Elitegs
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Stop eating my sesame cake.

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#17 Darkknight_13x
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F yourself I'm tired of f'ing your wife. Hows your mother? Good, she's tired from f'ing my father.
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#18 lloveLamp
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I have a bad feeling about this...tekken220
hey look, a button. let's split up. I'm sure it's defective. nice doggy.. im sure it's perfectly safe
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#19 Vandalvideo
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You must be asking yourself; did he fire five shots or six shots? Well do you feel lucky punk? Do ya?
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#20 SaintLeonidas
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Stop eating my sesame cake.

Brutal_Elitegs
:lol: is that from that ape movie Congo?!!
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#21 needled24-7
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Mine is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYzBQMT4VI&feature=relatedI think it is the best quote EVER:P

soapman72

the edited version is even better. "monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane" :lol:

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#22 Brutal_Elitegs
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[QUOTE="Brutal_Elitegs"]

Stop eating my sesame cake.

SaintLeonidas

:lol: is that from that ape movie Congo?!!

Watch and laugh

You must be asking yourself; did he fire five shots or six shots? Well do you feel lucky punk? Do ya? Vandalvideo

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#24 SteverXIII
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_saUN4j7Gw

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#25 noisysound
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"Luke, I am your father" :D
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#26 KidCudi37
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'this is the future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhY90J_Z1is
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#27 Im_single
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"First lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

Nerd_Man

Black Dynamite, damn that movie was good, easily the funniest movie of 09.

Also, I see your quote and raise you

"Ha-ha! I threw that **** before I walked in the room!"

"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!"

"I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community.

But Black Dynamite! *I* sell drugs to the community!"

So many good quotes.

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#28 SaintLeonidas
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]

"First lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

Im_single

Black Dynamite, damn that movie was good, easily the funniest movie of 09.

Also, I see your quote and raise you

"Ha-ha! I threw that **** before I walked in the room!"

"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!"

"I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community.

But Black Dynamite! *I* sell drugs to the community!"

So many good quotes.

Ill add:

Black Dynamite: Now you be cool, baby, Bee here will keep you tight and outta sight. Dynamite's gonna shake the tree from the roots, rake up the fruits, rip it up out the ground to find out what's goin down. Don't worry bout tomorrow cause tonight, Dyna...
Hoe: Dynamite's gonna make it all right!
Black Dynamite: Euphoria, shut the**** up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, *****! Would you like that?

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"For my next experiment ladies and gentleman, I would appreciate the loan of any small personal object form your pocket. A key, box of matches, a coin - ah, key it is, good sir. Hold it up 10 feet over your head and watch out for the slightest hint of hanky panky... and behold before our very eyes a transformation! We've changed your key into... a coin. What happened to the key? It's been returned to you. Look closely, sir, you'll find the key back in your pocket. May we see it please? What's that, sir? Did I used to be a magician, sir? I'm still working on it. As for the key, it was not symbolic of anything... this isn't that kind of movie. You'll find the coin in your pocket now, sir. Keep your eyes on that coin sir, while it's returned to you... as your key. Should we return you to your mother? Is this your mother? No, of course not. Open your mouth wide... and we'll return you your money. And by the way, have you ever heard of Robert Houdin, speaking of magicians, I mean. Oh no, of course not. But of course, you do know my partner Francois Reichenbach. Houdin was the greatest magician who ever lived. And do you know what he said? "A magician, he said, is just an actor-Just an actor playing the part of a magician."


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#30 tepni
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"Happiness is only real when shared" - Into the Wild

"Years ago Lions and Tigers were kings of the jungle- then one day we put them in zoos"

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#31 Daavpuke
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Perhaps not so much a quote as a scene. One of my only favorited video's.

The 25th Hour

"Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move. the F*CK. ON!"

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#32 Mystic-G
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"Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

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#33 mrmusicman247
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

b1lal

This. I sometimes feel like posting this in System Wars :P

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#34 wwefanforlife
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The best has to be Jack Nicholson is The Shining saying "Heeere'sJohnny!"

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#35 XD4NTESINF3RNOX
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My Name is Maximus Decimus Meridus Gladiator is still in my top 5 after all this time

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#36 Wellzification
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Probably this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMIDpJ8H7H0
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#37 ghoklebutter
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"What's the matter, Col. Sanders? Chicken?" I really hope someone knows where that quote is from.
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#38 XD4NTESINF3RNOX
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[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]"What's the matter, Col. Sanders? Chicken?" I really hope someone knows where that quote is from.

Spaceballs ftw :P
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#39 DEVILinIRON
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"Keep stirring..."

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#40 bruinfan617
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"Now I know what it feels like to be God"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos2MnVxe-c

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#41 jpph
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"Harry, it's an inanimate ****ing object!"

"You're an inanimate ****ing object!"

ex-mortis

ah yes great choice, that is fricking epic

my favourite is that one or fight club:

you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

or else watchmen (i guess it's more the comic book quote):

no compromise. even in the face of armageddon

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#42 MissLibrarian
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I've two favourite film quotes, I can't choose between them:

Bout there'll do.

I'll go up to the six-fingered man and say...

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#43 foxhound_fox
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This, this and this.

"We have guns."
"No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."

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"Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, and Today is a Gift. That is why it is called The Present".
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"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." "Fredo, you're my brother and I love you...but never take sides with anyone against the family again...ever." The last one is probably the most epic.
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#47 Too_tight_shoes
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Cookie scene.

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#48 mrmusicman247
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"Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, and Today is a Gift. That is why it is called The Present".KrunkMastaX
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#49 Niff_T
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[QUOTE="Im_single"]

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]

"First lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

SaintLeonidas

Black Dynamite, damn that movie was good, easily the funniest movie of 09.

Also, I see your quote and raise you

"Ha-ha! I threw that **** before I walked in the room!"

"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!"

"I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community.

But Black Dynamite! *I* sell drugs to the community!"

So many good quotes.

Ill add:

Black Dynamite: Now you be cool, baby, Bee here will keep you tight and outta sight. Dynamite's gonna shake the tree from the roots, rake up the fruits, rip it up out the ground to find out what's goin down. Don't worry bout tomorrow cause tonight, Dyna...
Hoe: Dynamite's gonna make it all right!
Black Dynamite: Euphoria, shut the**** up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, *****! Would you like that?

There's so many good quotes in that movie, I'll add some more:

Sholanda: My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite.
Brickwilla: So did my momma!
Black Dynamite: Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.

--

Gloria: So you're one of those Tom Slick brothers that think they can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh?
Black Dynamite: Tom Slick - no. But thank you for the compliment.
Gloria: No, I didn't mean that. Not that I think you have good looks. I just mean, y'know these guys with their...
Black Dynamite: Winks and smiles?
Gloria: Yeah
Black Dynamite: [winks]
Gloria: Well what about the smile?
Black Dynamite: I am smiling.

:lol:

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#50 krunkmastax
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[QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"]"Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, and Today is a Gift. That is why it is called The Present".mrmusicman247
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