Best one liner used to catch a girl

Need help...I'm no comedian:(

p.s. oh yea this is for the sophiscated kind, not those 'uh hem' kind used in college/universities. Catchprases used in high school are welcome too.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Another winner is, "I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities."

After I'm finished with you, you'll wish you were a lesbian. :lol:Genetic_Code

Take any of the lines used by Will Smith.

For Example: The Fresh Prince's Best Pickup Lines

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Another winner is, "I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities."

Notsogr8one

Use your brain, one-liners are generally bad. if you do have some, base them off her or something that recently happened or was talked about. In other words, come up with them "on the fly" as those kids would say.irelevent

Oh man. I was just going to say "you have nice t*ts but now I think it's not a good idea:lol:

After I'm finished with you, you'll wish you were a lesbian. :lol:Genetic_Code

Nice. Don't ya need like a couple of Viagras to keep ya word...lol

I only have a 5 3/4 inch:cry:

did u eat lucky charms this morning cause u look magicaly delcious

get close and grab sleeve or something then say oh just what i thought made in heavan

Don't worry, I'm like a goldmine for these.

"I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

"Are you a four star general, because my privates are standing at attention ;)" 

MetroidPrimePwn

*writes down*

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Another winner is, "I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities."

Notsogr8one

After I'm finished with you, you'll wish you were a lesbian. :lol:Genetic_Code

That one cracked me up 

"Bond...James Bond."istylee

Huh. Trust me, girls wont get turned on without a gun holster and a gun inside. No indication of B A D A S S there.

Pick Up lines are a waste of time. You should either just say "Hi, My name is X", or you should use an opener like "Hey, I need you to help settle a debate between my buddy and I. Who's hotter, celebrity X or celebrity Y?"MarkSmith

No way. I don't want NO three way. Besides, I;m more BAD than good.

"Hi, how are ya? Wonderful weather we're having." Followed by, "Okay, I'll see you around."

Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you... The back of yo head is ridicaliss!gotdangit

Best one liner is

"can i get ur number so i can ask you out" 

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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Another winner is, "I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities."

visceron

"Hi, how are ya? Wonderful weather we're having." Followed by, "Okay, I'll see you around."

k_smoove

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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Another winner is, "I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities."

Notsogr8one

Whatyaa talkin about man? You mean those dorky ones who wears braces and bold glasses? I'm guessin 90% are unattractive.