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#1 cpo335
Member since 2002 • 5463 Posts

My top 3: "Hi!"

"What's cookin' good lookin'?"

"Hey, wanna know something cool?"
--"Sure."
"I'm invisible, can you see me?"
--"Yes..."
"Ok, does 8 tonight sound good?"

It's all I got, how bout you?

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#2 savetehhaloz
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"do you want to procreate with me?" "lets make meiosis"
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#3 k_smoove
Member since 2006 • 11954 Posts

"I have money."

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#4 xDB9x
Member since 2009 • 1304 Posts
Let me get my hard drive and stick it in your laptop?
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#5 KittenNipples
Member since 2007 • 3013 Posts
Hey Baby!
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#6 savetehhaloz
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Let me get my hard drive and stick it in your laptop?xDB9x
more like pendrive instead of hard drive. :P
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#7 CrystalFox
Member since 2006 • 9908 Posts

"Girl you must be a pirate, cause you got some booty!"

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#9 one_plum
Member since 2009 • 6825 Posts

"Can I put an egg on your head? You're so hot I can cook one from there."

"Your eyes are so beautiful that putting sunglasses on makes you look ugly."

"Your body is so burning hot that I must appreciate you at a distance."

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#10 -ICON-
Member since 2005 • 446 Posts
"Let me get up in them guts"
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#11 Gorillanator
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Do you have a Band Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Get in the van.

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"Sleep with me and I'll give you the antidote."
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#13 wigan_gamer
Member since 2008 • 3293 Posts
Heres a goat, you've pulled :) (unless you saw the advert you wont get it lol)
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#14 MushroomWig
Member since 2009 • 11625 Posts

"Come on. We're leaving."

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#15 battlefront23
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Do you have a Band Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Get in the van.

Gorillanator

Crude, but hilarious. :P

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#16 hawkboy_4
Member since 2009 • 1095 Posts
do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong.
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#17 194197844077667059316682358889
Member since 2003 • 49173 Posts
"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"
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#18 surferdude17
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If I flip a coin what are the chances of getting head.
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#19 CrystalFox
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"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"xaos

I see you don't like to "beat around the bush", if you know what I mean.

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#20 smc91352
Member since 2009 • 7786 Posts

"Come on. We're leaving."

MushroomWig
:lol: that's even more hilarious than the chloroform one.
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#21 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"]"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"CrystalFox

I see you don't like to "beat around the bush", if you know what I mean.

Good choice of words; that's the nice thing about being a guy and hooking up with guys. We are very no-nonsense about it :P