Best. Quote. Evar?

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#1 Head_of_games
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Well? Oh, and nothing too predictable. *looks at Chessmaster*

"And then, John was a zombie."

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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="West-Coast-G"] Recently, the top gangsters in the neighborhood got together and reached an agreement where pokemon card battles would now be an acceptable way to settle disputes. It's suppose to reduce violence or something. Personally, I think it's going to have the opposite effect. soulfood4
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Become the change you want to see in the world ... of zombies.

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Never follow the words of forum users.....anonymous wise individual.

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Han Solo: I know.

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It's from the very end of the song: Repentance by Dream Theater.

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Nearly anything that comes out of D3nnyCranes mou...........keyboard:P Darth-Caedus

Haha I'm flattered... Not sure work would share the sentiment seeing as this keyboard should be producing stats and reports, but when they give me my pink slip, at least it wont have been for nothing :P

And my fav quote comes from Bill Hicks:

"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that?"

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#18 JML897
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Pretty much anything Mark Twain said.
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#19 TheZ3nMan
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I've made two posts that have been declared the "Greatest Post Ever" by different people. I'm mentioning that because I can't remember any good quotes.
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"American Love is like Coke in green glass bottles - they don't make it anymore." - Watchmen novel
It was that or I might be leaving out a word or two. Very BA quote

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"Live and Let live." I have no idea who coined the phrase, but I try to live by it.

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"You can prove anything that's even remotely true with facts." There's probably a better one, but this one's the first one that came to me.
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#25 nintendoman562
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Einstein and Hitler weren't from the same time period.

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I have an idea about a film that is an hour and a half of people randomly exploding. Then in the sequel they all come back as zombies. Patent pending.monkeymoose5000

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"The older the age the sweeter the juice"?
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#29 Mikey132
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph over evil is for the good man to do nothing" Edmond Burke (I think)

I've never understood this one, I've just no clue what he meant.

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#30 Bruin4ev3r1520
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph over evil is for the good man to do nothing" Edmond Burke (I think)

I've never understood this one, I've just no clue what he meant.

Mikey132
I believe its triumph OF evil. Its pretty self explanatory. Bad things happen if good people don't do anything to prevent it.
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#31 Mikey132
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[QUOTE="Mikey132"]

"The only thing necessary for the triumph over evil is for the good man to do nothing" Edmond Burke (I think)

I've never understood this one, I've just no clue what he meant.

Bruin4ev3r1520

I believe its triumph OF evil. Its pretty self explanatory. Bad things happen if good people don't do anything to prevent it.

Ah, see now it makes sense. OVER Evil just made no sense.

EDIT: I had never read that line, only heard it before.

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#32 warbmxjohn
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Einstein and Hitler weren't from the same time period.

nintendoman562

Wait what?

Hitler 1889-1945

Einstein 1879-1955

That about as much in the same time as two people get. :|

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#33 Bruin4ev3r1520
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[QUOTE="nintendoman562"]

Einstein and Hitler weren't from the same time period.

warbmxjohn

Wait what?

Hitler 1889-1945

Einstein 1879-1955

That about as much in the same time as two people get. :|

I think he's saying it's the best quote because its so funny.
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#34 warbmxjohn
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[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"]

[QUOTE="nintendoman562"]

Einstein and Hitler weren't from the same time period.

Bruin4ev3r1520

Wait what?

Hitler 1889-1945

Einstein 1879-1955

That about as much in the same time as two people get. :|

I think he's saying it's the best quote because its so funny.

Oh :oops: That's better then. :P
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#35 Penguin_dragon
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I don't remember it verbatim, but it was something like this: Hippies say "Make love, not War!", but they don't look like their capable of doing either. ~Ronald Reagan~