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Well I find that going up to them and saying "hi" and introducing yourself works pretty well...
Also bring lots and lots of CANDY!!!!
Headbutt her boobs.
Women love it when guys just run up and headbutt their boobs right?
-TheSecondSign-
hell yeah we do. nothing makes us want a man more than a good headbutt to the boobs.
except me, *raises shield*
Carefully, you don't want to scare her
*puts on Australian accent*
What you want to do her is move slowly towards your target, they can be easily spooked if you move in too quickly, I find that a nice simple "Hello" will get this delicate creature to respond!
If it were one of my friends, HUGGLE ATTACK! Except for a few of my friends, they do not like to be touched.
For guys, a normal hi is all I say. :O
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. smarb001
believe me, imagining girls naked as calming technique DOES NOT WORK!
LMFAO! that's true
talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Pearl_of_Egypt>___> At least not most.
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. ayanami_rei>___> At least not most.
that's right, I totally forgot about those rabid girls. yeah you have to stay away from them, one bite and you die :|
>___> At least not most.[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Pearl_of_Egypt
that's right, I totally forgot about those rabid girls. yeah you have to stay away from them, one bite and you die :|
Are you rabid?? :shock:
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]>___> At least not most.[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Impex
that's right, I totally forgot about those rabid girls. yeah you have to stay away from them, one bite and you die :|
Are you rabid?? :shock:
grrrr baby :x
I'll literally break the ice around her and push her ass into that lake. I'll save her and promptly become a hero, its proven fact heroes get laid. And she'll have no choice but to reward her savior and bestow her holy hands on me.Wilfred_OwenThat has been disproved by me. :x:P
Punch her in the face and let her know who's boss around that area. I heard that girls are into that kind of thing.megamanzero49
Yeah, all us girls just love to be abused :|
But seriously, its not that difficult to go up and say "hi" we're not that mean, we'll let you talk to us.
what-ev-a. Did that once and the girl bit me. Sure I liked it but that's completely besides teh point. :shock:Yeah, all us girls just love to be abused :|
But seriously, its not that difficult to go up and say "hi" we're not that mean, we'll let you talk to us.
paper_heart1215
[QUOTE="paper_heart1215"]what-ev-a. Did that once and the girl bit me. Sure I liked it but that's completely besides teh point. :shock:Yeah, all us girls just love to be abused :|
But seriously, its not that difficult to go up and say "hi" we're not that mean, we'll let you talk to us.
CIoud_S
Haha, well I guess I forgot that some girls like to spontaneously bite guys. :P I've only bitten a guy once, maybe twice ;)
talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Pearl_of_Egypt
Thats a lie.
Women are vicious and scary.
They make you cry.
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