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#1 power_up_nachos
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yo mommas so fat she sat on a curb and made a driveway

yo mommas so fat she goes into a restaurant, gets the menu, hands it back and says "ok"

any others?

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#2 dissonantblack
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yo momma so fat she got baptized at seaworld.
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#3 power_up_nachos
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wow lol
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#4 jethrovegas
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Yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials.
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#5 THE_DRUGGIE
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Your mother is a woman.
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#7 Ninja-Hippo
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Yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials.jethrovegas

:lol:

A winner is you!

Seriously, i haven't heard a good yo momma joke in ages. :)

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#8 SSCyborg
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=EhGzXOWxfFs&feature=related

at around 1:05

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#9 opiatedbliss
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Yo momma so fat, people make jokes about her!

Yo momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back!

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#10 Colonel_Cool
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Your momma is so fat, she has more folds than an oragami accordian.
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#11 club-sandwich
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yo momma is so fat that she is obese lol!!1!!!11!
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#12 Colonel_Cool
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Here's one from King of the Hill: Your mother is so fat, that it affects her self-esteem.