I just read this article and couldn't stop wondering who was changing the Bible? http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdrunknoah.html This is true. It says Noah got drunk and slept with his daughters? It also says his son Ham saw him and Noah curses his other son Canaan. What the hell is this all about?
Noah was seen naked by his son, that's all that scripture says. Whatever else you bring into it is just opinion. It was Lot who slept with his daughters and they got him drunk to do so.
Noah did not sleep with his daughters. He did not have any daughters. He had three sons and they had wives. Noah had planted a vineyard and became drunk (passed out) in his tent. He fell asleep naked, and his one son Ham, happened to see him. When he told his other brothers, they took a cloth, and without looking at their father (Noah), covered him up. When Noah woke up and was told what had happened, he was upset at Ham for looking upon him and also for not doing anything. Dont believe some site that distorts the word of the Bible. Actually, dont believe much of anything you read or see online. :lol:
And Mary was a drunk too. She went out, got drunk, gangbang, woke up the next morning and didnt remember anything. So is the story of Jesus :). Im serious about that too.
i was going to click on the link to see if you could back up your point, but when saw that your source is titled 'straight dope,' i figured i would be wasting my time
I just read this article and couldn't stop wondering who was changing the Bible? http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdrunknoah.html This is true. It says Noah got drunk and slept with his daughters? It also says his son Ham saw him and Noah curses his other son Canaan. What the hell is this all about?jpazhman
If I remember, when Noah was drunk Ham, Noah's youngest son decided to play a trick on him while the other two brother's tried to help Noah.  When Noah woke up the next morning the two older brothers told him about Ham's treachery and Noah cast a curse on Ham and all of his descendents, making them black.  That is why, in the average right-handed christian mind it is ok to discriminate against blacks. because they deserve it. Â
[QUOTE="jpazhman"]I just read this article and couldn't stop wondering who was changing the Bible? http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdrunknoah.html This is true. It says Noah got drunk and slept with his daughters? It also says his son Ham saw him and Noah curses his other son Canaan. What the hell is this all about?hamstergeddon
If I remember, when Noah was drunk Ham, Noah's youngest son decided to play a trick on him while the other two brother's tried to help Noah. When Noah woke up the next morning the two older brothers told him about Ham's treachery and Noah cast a curse on Ham and all of his descendents, making them black. That is why, in the average right-handed christian mind it is ok to discriminate against blacks. because they deserve it.
Wow, are you the average right-handed christian? Because I've never heard that.
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