lostwinds rewiew...nuff said
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You know how some people put thread names in there sig i saw this one about a year ago say -
*I just scratched my ass crack and smelt it then got dizzy, did i orgasm?*
I never read anything like that before, I loled for ages.
System wars provides laughs on a daily basis.KG86
Absolutely, anytime I'm down I go there and it makes me lol.
As for my biggest laughs, this one kid made a thread about how he thought there was a burglar downstairs, and was scared his sister would get kidnapped. There was like 5 fad threads (before they were outlawed) and they all brought me to tears. People (including me) just copied his OP and altered some words around.
Honorable mention for lulz:
How Do I Look kid
Photoshop threads (before and after how do I look kid)
the epic YLYL threads (there's been a couple, most fail though)
This gave me epic lulz. Still did when I went back to look for the quote:
well i know that this comment will be the thread killer cus none of you will believe me. sigh.. here goes....
im gorgeous. like completely, trip over your own feet, do a double take, stare with your mouth open and point and giggle scream to every girl around you kind of hot...as long as i keep my mouth shut. when i open it it ruins everything cus my teeth destroy my face. its like constaltly getting 10million$ and having it constantly taken away from you. i have to care about my looks because its omething i obviously have. its like having 2 arms when every other guy in the world only has one. i cant ignore looks, the avg person can, but not me because im the walking, talking, epitome of male beauty.
let the flames ensue...
thisoldman
The sad thing was... He was being serious.
[QUOTE="MeanQuestion"]Puffins are adorable, but I hear they're actually quite vicious.
MrGeezer
Vicious or not, I'll bet that I could still kick their asses.
Unless we're talking about an ostrich, emu, cassowary, or a bigass eagle, I don't take no **** from no punk-ass birds.
Did I ever tell you about my dad's pet goose? That thing was vicious as hell. But all its viciousness did was get me to want to beat the **** out of it.
Like, I'd walk into the goose pen, and that goose would try to fight me. I didn't even do anything to it. It just wanted to fight me because I was THERE, and because I wasn't a goose. Racist-frickin intolerant goose, hating on me just because of who I am. I'm sorry I can't be a goose, but I tried to make peace with it. And that goose STILL tried to beat me up just because I wasn't a goose too.
So I had to kick its ass. Repeatedly. Because geese are apparently ****ing stupid. That goose would force me to kick its ass one day, then I'd go back there the very next day and it would try to fight me AGAIN. And I'd have to beat the **** out of it AGAIN.
You'd think that after a couple of days of me kicking its ass, the goose would learn that I win because I am bigger faster and stronger. But no, the goose STILL kept trying to fight me and I still kept beating the **** out of it. Which suited me fine because that goose was a bigot, and i ENJOY seeing bigots getting their asses kicked. Especially if it's me that is doing the ass-kicking.
So like, sometimes I'd just get bored so I'd walk out into the goose pen, simply because I knew that the goose would try to beat me up, and that that would give me a good reason to kick its ass.
But my point is, I don't care how vicious it is. I'm bigger, so I win. I don't take crap from tiny-ass birds. I'll beat the **** out of a bird before I let a bird beat me in a fight.
That was from earlier this year and it was the funniest thing I had read in a long time.Off the top of my head, the topic about the song "Twist" by Korn... or somthing.
The TC said something like, "What were they doing when they made this song? Harrassing a gorrilla bear?!"
..I don't think I realised he said "Gorrilla bear" until a friend I copied the TC's post over to MSN to, and send a voice clip of the song, pointed out the guys message said "gorrilla bear".
I proceeded to laugh for the next hour, on and off, including during dinner with my family...
:P
It was a Friday Night a Couple of Months ago, I guess all the mods were gone because people were created inapporopriate after inappropriate threads, and they weren't getting locked fast enough
heres an example
I lol'd ALOT!!
My first You Laugh You Lose was pretty epic. Then, at my second one, I realized they were all the same.
[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="MeanQuestion"]Puffins are adorable, but I hear they're actually quite vicious.
freek666
Vicious or not, I'll bet that I could still kick their asses.
Unless we're talking about an ostrich, emu, cassowary, or a bigass eagle, I don't take no **** from no punk-ass birds.
Did I ever tell you about my dad's pet goose? That thing was vicious as hell. But all its viciousness did was get me to want to beat the **** out of it.
Like, I'd walk into the goose pen, and that goose would try to fight me. I didn't even do anything to it. It just wanted to fight me because I was THERE, and because I wasn't a goose. Racist-frickin intolerant goose, hating on me just because of who I am. I'm sorry I can't be a goose, but I tried to make peace with it. And that goose STILL tried to beat me up just because I wasn't a goose too.
So I had to kick its ass. Repeatedly. Because geese are apparently ****ing stupid. That goose would force me to kick its ass one day, then I'd go back there the very next day and it would try to fight me AGAIN. And I'd have to beat the **** out of it AGAIN.
You'd think that after a couple of days of me kicking its ass, the goose would learn that I win because I am bigger faster and stronger. But no, the goose STILL kept trying to fight me and I still kept beating the **** out of it. Which suited me fine because that goose was a bigot, and i ENJOY seeing bigots getting their asses kicked. Especially if it's me that is doing the ass-kicking.
So like, sometimes I'd just get bored so I'd walk out into the goose pen, simply because I knew that the goose would try to beat me up, and that that would give me a good reason to kick its ass.
But my point is, I don't care how vicious it is. I'm bigger, so I win. I don't take crap from tiny-ass birds. I'll beat the **** out of a bird before I let a bird beat me in a fight.
That was from earlier this year and it was the funniest thing I had read in a long time.That is EPIC FAIL on his part. :P
Hey, he has a time machine to prove it! >_>Hitler And Einstein were from different time periods
:P
Fire_Ants
Anyways, my biggest laugh was when I made my "If you could be the world's biggest serial killer..." thread. The responses were great, most of them being people who wanted to make it apparent how sick and twisted I was. It got locked but I saved the link. http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26085416&page=0
Gamespot has rarely made me laugh out loud. Its much too censored for that, the things that make me laugh out loud are usually moderated within minutes of being posted.
NeoGaf on the other hand, has me absolutely rolling on almost a daily basis.
[QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="esb1118"]Any moment Sadjene is going to come in here and be all over me.ff7fan2Thanks for spelling my name right .... -_- Aww...don't be Sad, Jene.
I don't get it.
[QUOTE="Blood-Scribe"]Thanks for spelling my name right .... -_- Aww...don't be Sad, Jene.I don't get it.Now do you see it? >__>[QUOTE="ff7fan2"][QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="esb1118"]Sadjeneff7fan2
Go on...
Edit: Oh wait, ha ha, that's good.
Edit 2: Hmmm, actually...
Edit 3: Okay, nevermind, I still don't get it.
[QUOTE="KG86"]System wars provides laughs on a daily basis.skullkrusher13
Absolutely, anytime I'm down I go there and it makes me lol.
As for my biggest laughs, this one kid made a thread about how he thought there was a burglar downstairs, and was scared his sister would get kidnapped. There was like 5 fad threads (before they were outlawed) and they all brought me to tears. People (including me) just copied his OP and altered some words around.
Honorable mention for lulz:
How Do I Look kid
Photoshop threads (before and after how do I look kid)
the epic YLYL threads (there's been a couple, most fail though)
Oh an honorable mention! :) me and Mariah Carrie are very happy to hear :)
Gamespot has rarely made me laugh out loud. Its much too censored for that, the things that make me laugh out loud are usually moderated within minutes of being posted.
NeoGaf on the other hand, has me absolutely rolling on almost a daily basis.
TheSystemLord1
Yeah, it's annoying how much censorship can really kill humor.
[QUOTE="esb1118"]The amount of girls here that flock over me. There is such a cartoonishly large amount, it's hillarious.
Any moment Sadjene is going to come in here and be all over me.
Sajedene
Thanks for spelling my name right .... -_-
Excuse me? I was talking about Sadjene. She is my e girlfriend, I think I love her.We may get married.
Everything's not about YOU ya know. Pffft.:roll:
[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="MeanQuestion"]Puffins are adorable, but I hear they're actually quite vicious.
freek666
Vicious or not, I'll bet that I could still kick their asses.
Unless we're talking about an ostrich, emu, cassowary, or a bigass eagle, I don't take no **** from no punk-ass birds.
Did I ever tell you about my dad's pet goose? That thing was vicious as hell. But all its viciousness did was get me to want to beat the **** out of it.
Like, I'd walk into the goose pen, and that goose would try to fight me. I didn't even do anything to it. It just wanted to fight me because I was THERE, and because I wasn't a goose. Racist-frickin intolerant goose, hating on me just because of who I am. I'm sorry I can't be a goose, but I tried to make peace with it. And that goose STILL tried to beat me up just because I wasn't a goose too.
So I had to kick its ass. Repeatedly. Because geese are apparently ****ing stupid. That goose would force me to kick its ass one day, then I'd go back there the very next day and it would try to fight me AGAIN. And I'd have to beat the **** out of it AGAIN.
You'd think that after a couple of days of me kicking its ass, the goose would learn that I win because I am bigger faster and stronger. But no, the goose STILL kept trying to fight me and I still kept beating the **** out of it. Which suited me fine because that goose was a bigot, and i ENJOY seeing bigots getting their asses kicked. Especially if it's me that is doing the ass-kicking.
So like, sometimes I'd just get bored so I'd walk out into the goose pen, simply because I knew that the goose would try to beat me up, and that that would give me a good reason to kick its ass.
But my point is, I don't care how vicious it is. I'm bigger, so I win. I don't take crap from tiny-ass birds. I'll beat the **** out of a bird before I let a bird beat me in a fight.
That was from earlier this year and it was the funniest thing I had read in a long time.thats funny yet incredibly stupid at the same time.
[QUOTE="esb1118"][QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="esb1118"]The amount of girls here that flock over me. There is such a cartoonishly large amount, it's hillarious.
Any moment Sadjene is going to come in here and be all over me.
cryptosopoidium
Thanks for spelling my name right .... -_-
Excuse me? I was talking about Sadjene. She is my e girlfriend, I think I love her.We may get married.
Everything's not about YOU ya know. Pffft.:roll:
Because everyone knows its about meh 8)
me?
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