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#1 bsman00
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_nkorea_journalists_held 8) slick willy does it again

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#2 duxup
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I predicted Bill could be useful, particularly in Asia.
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#3 MrPraline
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Good news.
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#4 TecmoGirl
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Oh Bill...you just don't know.

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#5 cousin_eddy
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this is great news..I am so happy :)
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#6 fidosim
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I think this was a team effort from both Clintons. Nicely done. Also, isn't Bill Clinton an envoy to Haiti? The heck is he doing in NK? :P
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#7 pvtdonut54
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Nice :D

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#8 duxup
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I think this was a team effort from both Clintons. Nicely done. Also, isn't Bill Clinton an envoy to Haiti? The heck is he doing in NK? :Pfidosim
I think that is the advantage. The Clintons are popular over there. So Hillary makes official visits to folks making official contacts. Then when they can dispatch Bill to NK so it isn't a big official permanent contact but you can still deal with them.
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#9 Hungry_bunny
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I remember those reporters, they were part of that 4-man team who crossed the border knowing that if they got caught they could risk ending up in prison for the rest of their lives. I'm glad to hear they're getting pardoned, I hope they won't change their minds on this.
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#10 194197844077667059316682358889
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"Dammit, Bill. take out the trash, mow the lawn and get your lazy ass over to Pyongyang... AND NO STOPPING OFF IN THAILAND FOR LADYBOYS!!!!!"
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#11 JML897
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I'm waiting to see how the Hannitys of the world are going to spin this as a negative thing.
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I'm waiting to see how the Hannitys of the world are going to spin this as a negative thing. JML897
Clinton appeases global terror leader Edited per friendly advice to remove caps
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#13 Toriko42
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Good to hear this, I wonder if they were actually in the camps though or just in prisons
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Bill Clinton is the most powerful man in the world.

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#15 fidosim
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[QUOTE="JML897"]I'm waiting to see how the Hannitys of the world are going to spin this as a negative thing. xaos
CLINTON APPEASES GLOBAL TERROR RINGLEADER

Well hopefully we didn't, like, sell them Alaska or something as part of the bargain.
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#16 duxup
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Good to hear this, I wonder if they were actually in the camps though or just in prisonsToriko42
NK rumors are mostly garbage but rumors were they were in two guest houses outside the capital. Putting them in a NK prison would be crazy, they wanted them alive, those prisons are said to be deathtraps.
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#17 duxup
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="JML897"]I'm waiting to see how the Hannitys of the world are going to spin this as a negative thing. fidosim
CLINTON APPEASES GLOBAL TERROR RINGLEADER

Well hopefully we didn't, like, sell them Alaska or something as part of the bargain.

Just Sarah Pailin. Good deal I say.
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#18 DrSponge
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Good to hear this, I wonder if they were actually in the camps though or just in prisonsToriko42
They were doing hard labour, so, camps I imagine. This is great news though.
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#19 TheZ3nMan
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I just read this. Great news.
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="JML897"]I'm waiting to see how the Hannitys of the world are going to spin this as a negative thing. fidosim
CLINTON APPEASES GLOBAL TERROR RINGLEADER

Well hopefully we didn't, like, sell them Alaska or something as part of the bargain.

As someone born in Alaska, that would sadden me :( (unless we got a REALLY good price for it)
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#21 duxup
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[QUOTE="Toriko42"]Good to hear this, I wonder if they were actually in the camps though or just in prisonsDrSponge
They were doing hard labour, so, camps I imagine. This is great news though.

That was their sentence, but I seriously doubt they'd risk a chip in the game like that.
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#22 Pittfan666
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Too bad Bill can't singlehandedly destroy North Korea.
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="JML897"]I'm waiting to see how the Hannitys of the world are going to spin this as a negative thing. fidosim
CLINTON APPEASES GLOBAL TERROR RINGLEADER

Well hopefully we didn't, like, sell them Alaska or something as part of the bargain.

I heard Kim Jong just wanted Monica's phone number..LOL
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I really want to know what he promised them. Money, women, one Mcdonalds, a Walmart.
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#25 Dystopian-X
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Truth is Bill and Kim are e-buddies and they planned this on their chat in order to look good and Troll us some.

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#26 martialbullet
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I see Clinton used his charm on Kim Jong Ill :P

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[QUOTE="DrSponge"][QUOTE="Toriko42"]Good to hear this, I wonder if they were actually in the camps though or just in prisonsduxup
They were doing hard labour, so, camps I imagine. This is great news though.

That was their sentence, but I seriously doubt they'd risk a chip in the game like that.

Perhaps. NK has done other things to anger the US though.
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I see Clinton used his charm with Kim Jong Ill :P

martialbullet
That and a cigar'll get you- nah, nevermind, I don't need to get myself into MORE trouble today I'll leave it at this: [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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#29 Nerd_Man
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Bill Clinton was a good President, and I think this just goes to show that he can still do good even years after his Presidency.
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#30 DrSponge
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[QUOTE="martialbullet"]

I see Clinton used his charm with Kim Jong Ill :P

xaos
That and a cigar'll get you- nah, nevermind, I don't need to get myself into MORE trouble today

Have you been a bad boy? :oops:
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#31 Netherscourge
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Bill Clinton is Pimp-Daddy General.

When Clinton wants women out of prison, he get's them out of prison.

Now, the real question is - What are these two ladies going to do to THANK Mr. Clinton?

I'm talking TWO Cuban Cigars...

;)

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Bill Clinton could talk his way out of quicksand, that guy is a PIMP!!!

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[QUOTE="martialbullet"]

I see Clinton used his charm with Kim Jong Ill :P

xaos

That and a cigar'll get you- nah, nevermind, I don't need to get myself into MORE trouble today I'll leave it at this: [spoiler] [/spoiler]

aww... wait, what? :lol:

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#34 Nerd_Man
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Bill Clinton could talk his way out of quicksand, that guy is a PIMP!!!

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Oh god... Is this going to make Bill Clinton the Chuck Norris of pimpocity?
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#35 MgamerBD
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Now they have to give Bill some "special service" ;)
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#36 duxup
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Bill Clinton is Pimp-Daddy General.

When Clinton wants women out of prison, he get's them out of prison.

Now, the real question is - What are these two ladies going to do to THANK Mr. Clinton?

I'm talking TWO Cuban Cigars...

;)

Netherscourge
I don't know. They're fairly attractive women. Bill doesn't seem to go that way.
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#37 DrSponge
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[QUOTE="Netherscourge"]

Bill Clinton is Pimp-Daddy General.

When Clinton wants women out of prison, he get's them out of prison.

Now, the real question is - What are these two ladies going to do to THANK Mr. Clinton?

I'm talking TWO Cuban Cigars...

;)

duxup
I don't know. They're fairly attractive women. Bill doesn't seem to go that way.

Ohhh snap :P
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#38 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="Netherscourge"]

Bill Clinton is Pimp-Daddy General.

When Clinton wants women out of prison, he get's them out of prison.

Now, the real question is - What are these two ladies going to do to THANK Mr. Clinton?

I'm talking TWO Cuban Cigars...

;)

duxup
I don't know. They're fairly attractive women. Bill doesn't seem to go that way.

Hooking up with unattractive chicks is just part of his progressive social programs; what dedication, he is an example to us all!
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[QUOTE="10thwonder"]

Bill Clinton could talk his way out of quicksand, that guy is a PIMP!!!

Nerd_Man

Oh god... Is this going to make Bill Clinton the Chuck Norris of pimpocity?

Nah, his powers of persuasion are unquantifyable.

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#40 duxup
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[QUOTE="JML897"]I'm waiting to see how the Hannitys of the world are going to spin this as a negative thing. xaos
Clinton appeases global terror leader

Oh I think you can count on that.
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#41 Maniacc1
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Bill loves melons. Big, juicy melons. :oops: *ahem* I mean good job Bill! :D
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Too bad Bill can't singlehandedly destroy North Korea.Pittfan666
Baby steps.
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#43 SaintLeonidas
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Great news, the families of the two women must be ecstatic, Bill Clinton ftw!

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#44 Netherscourge
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Bill Clinton drinks Dos Equis.

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#45 Ingenemployee
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:shock: What, we were able to solve a problem without having to start a war:P

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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="10thwonder"]

Bill Clinton could talk his way out of quicksand, that guy is a PIMP!!!

Oh god... Is this going to make Bill Clinton the Chuck Norris of pimpocity?

"Going"? He already is. :P
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#47 Nerd_Man
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="10thwonder"]

Bill Clinton could talk his way out of quicksand, that guy is a PIMP!!!

TheZ3nMan

Oh god... Is this going to make Bill Clinton the Chuck Norris of pimpocity?

"Going"? He already is. :P

Well we best be startin' with makin' the Bill Clinton jokes.

Bill Clinton doesn't ask out women, the women ask out him... 8)

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[QUOTE="TheZ3nMan"][QUOTE="Nerd_Man"] Oh god... Is this going to make Bill Clinton the Chuck Norris of pimpocity? Nerd_Man

"Going"? He already is. :P

Well we best be startin' with makin' the Bill Clinton jokes.

Bill Clinton doesn't ask out women, the women ask out him... 8)

ProTip: Jokes are meant to be funny :|
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#49 Nerd_Man
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]

[QUOTE="TheZ3nMan"] "Going"? He already is. :Pxaos

Well we best be startin' with makin' the Bill Clinton jokes.

Bill Clinton doesn't ask out women, the women ask out him... 8)

ProTip: Jokes are meant to be funny :|

I know. I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to be stupid. If he's going to be the next Chuck Norris, then his jokes have to be stupid as well.

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There are times I still miss that old villain.