Two blondes are walking down the street and they find a compact mirror. One picks it up, looksin itand says "hey, this person looks familiar..." The other one snatches it from her, looks at it and says "you moron, that's ME."
Three women are about to be executed. One is brunette, one is red headed, and the last is blonde. Right before the brunette is about to be executed she yells, "Tornado!" to distract everyone and she escapes. The red head yells, "Hurricane!" and also manages to escape as everyone is looking around in confusion. As the blonde is about to be executed she shouts, "Fire!"
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. There in a desert walking around. They see a slide in the distance and walk over to it. There's a jeenie on top of it and it tells them if they slide down the slide and yell out thier favorite drink a pool of it will appear.
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. There in a desert walking around. They see a slide in the distance and walk over to it. There's a jeenie on top of it and it tells them if they slide down the slide and yell out thier favorite drink a pool of it will appear.
Im a blonde guy and i get straight A's while participating in sports.
yarou1000
cool would u like a cookie or something? sheeesh blondes are starting to realize we are making fun of them... lol haha i make fun of blondes all the time idc haha
A blonde and a redhead are watching the news, where a man is about to jump off a bridge. The blonde bet $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead says "you're on".
So he jumps, the blonde pays the redhead, and the redhead says "I saw this on the news earlier, I can't take your money."
The blonde says "I saw it too, but I didn't think he'd jump again!"
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