Bruce Lee movies are so full of it

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#1 slamminjammin69
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You expect me to believe that a movie such as game of death where only the last hour of it that keeps popping up on AMC whereguys just climb steps only to get their butts beat by Kareem Abdul Jabarr? Seriously??

Also Enter the Dragon is so freakin stupid. the main bad guy just lets the John Saxon character walk around freely to investiage Han secretly? Just like that?

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#3 the_ChEeSe_mAn2
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If you are watching Bruce Lee movies for the plot, you are doing it wrong.
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#4 DaBrainz
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I prefer Bruce Leroy
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#5 CJL13
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Actually most of Game of Death isn't Bruce Lee's movie.

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#6 deactivated-5e9044657a310
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Bruce Lee once ripped out Chuck Norris chest hair
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You expect me to believe that a movie such as game of death where only the last hour of it that keeps popping up on AMC whereguys just climb steps only to get their butts beat by Kareem Abdul Jabarr? Seriously??

Also Enter the Dragon is so freakin stupid. the main bad guy just lets the John Saxon character walk around freely to investiage Han secretly? Just like that?

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What's so hard to believe about Kareem Abdul Jabarr whipping people's asses? He -was- trained by Bruce Lee, you know?
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#8 KiIIyou
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Thought you were gonna bring up how they sped up the footage so often. ;p
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You expect me to believe that a movie such as game of death where only the last hour of it that keeps popping up on AMC whereguys just climb steps only to get their butts beat by Kareem Abdul Jabarr? Seriously??

Also Enter the Dragon is so freakin stupid. the main bad guy just lets the John Saxon character walk around freely to investiage Han secretly? Just like that?

slamminjammin69

ARE YOU CRAZY?You watch those movies for the martial arts...

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You expect me to believe that a movie such as game of death where only the last hour of it that keeps popping up on AMC whereguys just climb steps only to get their butts beat by Kareem Abdul Jabarr?

slamminjammin69

I've read this 3 times and I still don't understand what he's trying to say.

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#11 EsYuGee
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[QUOTE="slamminjammin69"]

You expect me to believe that a movie such as game of death where only the last hour of it that keeps popping up on AMC whereguys just climb steps only to get their butts beat by Kareem Abdul Jabarr?

Branmuffin316

I've read this 3 times and I still don't understand what he's trying to say.

That's because you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to read it upside down while spining on your head and saying "there's no place like Chicago" to understand it. Duh.
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#12 no-scope-AK47
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Watching martial arts flicks for the plot kid you got your man card revoked.

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Thought you were gonna bring up how they sped up the footage so often. ;pKiIIyou
I thought they had to slow it down.
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You're breaking the rules!!!

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#15 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Thought you were gonna bring up how they sped up the footage so often. ;pCptJSparrow
I thought they had to slow it down.

That's only when he used those magic spells.
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#17 branketra
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Bruce Lee once ripped out Chuck Norris chest hairNuck81
Someone should make a gif of when he blows it off his hand.
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You're breaking the rules!!!

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They aren't jokes, but facts.

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#19 dommeus
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Well he's dead now.

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#20 SirWander
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and by "it" I suppose you mean awesome.

"Bruce Lee movies are full of awesome"

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#22 foxhound_fox
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Watching Enter the Dragon for the plot is like going to Hooters for the wings and conversation.
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#23 CptJSparrow
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Watching Enter the Dragon for the plot is like going to Hooters for the wings and conversation.foxhound_fox
*Like*
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[QUOTE="Nuck81"]Bruce Lee once ripped out Chuck Norris chest hairBranKetra
Someone should make a gif of when he blows it off his hand.

This is the closest I could find with a quick search. It's probably out there

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#25 Goyoshi12
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Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris any day. I don't care if Bruce is dead but Chuck is still living. Truth is...Bruce just left to train a little bit more. He'll be back...he'll be back. ;)

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#26 foxhound_fox
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Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris any day.Goyoshi12
+1 All Chuck Norris is, is a bunch of jokes and memes. Lee is an actual legend who was capable of doing anything and everything.
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#27 AtlanticRock
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Greatest moment in movie history right here. I ROTFLMAO everytime I watch it.