Bruce willis is awesome

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#1 Film-Guy
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I dunno what it is about him, but he seems to make every movie I see better. For example in plant terror It started out good and the theater I was in seemed to like it, but then bruce willis came out and bam everyone started cheering. What is it about bruce willis that makes him so awesome?
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#2 SympathyForLdyV
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I heard he saved an albino tiger from a tree.
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#3 Sora529
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I think its b/c he makes kickass movies. Most of the time.
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#4 Scienceblows
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I heard he ****ed an albino jaguar in a zoo.

funny how stories get mixed up.

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#5 Whicker89
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Id turn gay for him
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#6 KiIIyou
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You're not allowed to say his name.
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I heard he ****ed an albino jaguar in a zoo.

funny how stories get mixed up.

Scienceblows

That does sound more like something he would do.

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#8 Lemon-Demon35
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[QUOTE="Scienceblows"]

I heard he ****ed an albino jaguar in a zoo.

funny how stories get mixed up.

SympathyForLdyV

That does sound more like something he would do.

Sounds more like Mel Gibson to me.
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#9 Scienceblows
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You're not allowed to say his name.KiIIyou

Rule 34
section 12
paragraph 24
sentence 4 in the handbook!

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[QUOTE="SympathyForLdyV"][QUOTE="Scienceblows"]

I heard he ****ed an albino jaguar in a zoo.

funny how stories get mixed up.

Lemon-Demon35

That does sound more like something he would do.

Sounds more like Mel Gibson to me.

No, no ,no, Mel Gibson made love to a Twix bar in a pet store.

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#11 Scienceblows
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[QUOTE="Lemon-Demon35"][QUOTE="SympathyForLdyV"][QUOTE="Scienceblows"]

I heard he ****ed an albino jaguar in a zoo.

funny how stories get mixed up.

SympathyForLdyV

That does sound more like something he would do.

Sounds more like Mel Gibson to me.

No, no ,no, Mel Gibson made love to a Twix bar in a pet store.

i thought he killed the maid with a rench in the dining room?
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#12 Lemon-Demon35
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[QUOTE="Lemon-Demon35"][QUOTE="SympathyForLdyV"][QUOTE="Scienceblows"]

I heard he ****ed an albino jaguar in a zoo.

funny how stories get mixed up.

SympathyForLdyV

That does sound more like something he would do.

Sounds more like Mel Gibson to me.

No, no ,no, Mel Gibson made love to a Twix bar in a pet store.

Oh right, right. Ok then yeah that would be bruce willis and the albino jaguar.